So I responded to this image in a cringe thread with the following:
I completely understand the feel that woman is feeling. Some fucking prick with a fur-fetish thinks it's alright to run up and scare her child with his dumbass costume in a goddamned supermarket. Do you know how hard it is to calm down a scared child? How many nights that little girl will now run into her mother's room crying because she had a nightmare about the scary tiger-man.
I nearly served 6 months in county because of one of these pricks. Nearly the same situation.
>January 2015 >At the local Target with my kids, my boy was 2 years and my girl was 5 years old >Saw some furfags but just tried to avoid them cause they were fawning over mlp figurines or some shit and being really loud >Get what we came in for, plus a charmander plushie for my boy who decided he MUST have it and I'm a Gen1 fag so I got it for him >Furfag in a neon blue wolf (dog?) suit notices the plushie as we're getting into the checkout line >Without any regard to the people around him, nor to the presence of my 5 year old who was not in the cart but rather to the side of it looking at the candy by the register the blue furfag dashes over to my cart and starts making "aww" sounds but really loud and exagerated >In his rush to my cart he nearly knocked my daughter over into the candy rack and he also practically shoved the lady behind us out of the way >As I'm about to rip this asshole a new one he starts hollering for his friends to "come and lookit this! it's cuuuuuuuute!" >I'm white and middle class so my upbringing dictates that even when I'm ready to murder a fool I start it with "EXCUSE ME!?" >He glances at me as his friends come over and says something along the lines of "What's your problem man?" >I'm not usually a violent man, but at this moment my son bursts into tears and my daughter looks so scared she was probably moments away from them herself. >"You are making a scene and scaring my children. That's what my problem is MAN." >Apparentlythistriggersthefag.org >He launches into a tirade about how he's not a man he's an otherkin and he's just acting as his "true self" (I remember the true self bit because he said it no less than 10 times in the course of a 20 second non-stop sentence) >My daughter starts crying. >Initiate Righteous_Fury.exe >"You have less than 10 seconds to move away from my children or there will be consequences." >This fucker *growls* at me and then attempts to hit me with literally the worst slap I've ever seen.
Henry James
bump and continue
Christian Green
dis gun be gud
Carson Hughes
i hope you razed that faggot to the ground.
Leo Perry
bump
Aiden Rogers
finish it
Hudson Hall
>I grab his stupid mask and tear it off. (I thought I'd ripped it at the time but it was just velcro) >Gauged ears, two lip rings, bright blue hair, fucking genetic trash sub-human looking motherfucker >I grab him by the front of his fursuit with my left hand and really twist for good grip. >Using all of my Dadrage I go to town on his stupid face, just punch after punch using his suit for leverage. >I whooped him so hard his friends had to drag him away from me, store security leading my kids and then me away from them afterwards. >Cops show up. >I press charges on the spot for harassment and assault, he tries to press the same. >Cops look at me with my crying children I'm desperately trying to calm down. >Cops look at this furfag and his posse of faggots >They probably just said "fuck it, let them handle it in court" and took our statements. >They called an ambulance for the neon blue faggot and asked me to come by the station once I took my kids home.
Will continue with my court story.
Colton Rodriguez
88 22 00 88
whoa quad dubs
but still type this shit out next time. a nigga aint got time for this shit
Benjamin Morgan
please tell me you strangled him with his own intestines
Tyler Rodriguez
Don't u dare not finish you fucking black ass
Evan Parker
dubs trips trips nice!
OP, I hope this is a true story. I hate those furry faggots so goddamn much.
Jack Sullivan
My God. Dub, trips, trips. This is beautiful my man
Luis Wood
Double triple double. Nice
Ryder Butler
wtf dub trips? what has the world come to?
>I hate those furry faggots so goddamn much.
this. you are doing gods work OP.
Jason Jenkins
Checked and checked. If this faggot flakes out this will become a GET thread.
Joseph Williams
we seeing some beautiful numbers here
Matthew Hughes
Might as well screencap this get after you pile on some more responses. 99% chance this will be the high point of the year for you.
Bentley Allen
It's always a good day to get doobz
Tyler Rivera
such fail
Christian Bell
...
Jaxson Morales
>subhuman why would you get in a fight with someone in front of your children
Brandon Martinez
kek
even the gods of chance agree that furres must be purged
Jace Gomez
...
Evan Watson
even his kids wanted him to beat those fags...
dubs get
Jose Wright
...
Xavier Reyes
Omfg one away from being one of the best gets I've seen. Might be time to blow the brains outta the back of your skull.
Dylan Allen
>because showing your children they can rely on you to protect them and keep them safe if somehow bad parenting Its cucks like you that raise betas who let people walk all over them and cry themselves to sleep at night.
Kayden Fisher
Was a good story but not typing it out first makes it 2/10
John Gonzalez
Yea WHAT THE FUCK OH PEE
Jaxson Butler
OP where go
Connor Cook
continue?
Robert Taylor
yeah im sure they would be screaming way more if you hadnt punched him right
idiot, you suck at parenting
Elijah Gonzalez
He has anger problems. No normal sane person would get in a fight around there children unless the children were in danger. The furfag was obviously not a threat.
Jason Kelly
Bernie supporter spotted. You fucking pussy.
Wyatt Davis
take a look at the furfag over here
Isaiah Powell
Their
Eli Morales
Jesus christ please let this be real
Cooper Turner
Terrible Parent or not the Otherkin faggot deserved to get fucked up.
Hunter Ward
>ITT shit that never happened but he's on Sup Forums and it's summer and furfags are an easy target.
Try harder.
Wyatt Nguyen
lower-middle class fag spotted, you mentally weak human being
Zachary Hernandez
Furfags don't call each other Furfags autismo
Aaron King
>quads >one of the best you've seen Fuck off newfag.
Ayden Hill
I-I do
Christian James
what is this? newfag day? learn to pre-write the story.
anyway, i'm usually the most liberal fag you can find, but furries need to be executed on the spot. you did a good job. unfortunately you left them alive.
Ryan Fisher
yeah we do
Josiah Butler
Dub dub quad is what he meant I do believe.
Gavin Murphy
i was around for the most satanic get ever
Benjamin Reed
i'd drop kick anyone in those cringe costumes.
Oliver Morris
Pls finish the story OP
Cooper Ward
>furfags >not a threat
Pick one.
Joseph Price
Nearly every long green text story has cliffhangers. I was in a thread last night where the guy took 2 hours to do the whole story.
it's not a dub if it's not at the end, retard. or else many in here has gotten triple dubs, which would make it pointlessly simple to get.
Brayden Gray
You sound like a good parent. Though you should've done more damage, perhaps go until at least 2 teeth were stuck in your knuckle. Maybe fuck up his face even more than his stupid piercings have.
Carson James
Here's a super duper pro tip. Only newfriends call people newfags.
Luke Brooks
>I go to the station after bringing my kids home and explaining what happened to my wife. >Her exact words were "Fucking fur fags." (She's a Sup Forumstard too. inb4 pics of my wife. It won't happen so don't bother.) >Police station was pretty basic, my cousin (who is a lawyer in our state, yay family) met me at the station and I gave my story. >They say that furfag is pressing for attempted murder, assault and will probably try to sue me for damages. I say that's fine and that I'm pressing charges of my own. >They say that we'll be hearing from the courthouse when a date is set. Somehow I don't have to spend any time in holding, I was prepared to but glad I didn't. >A few weeks pass and I get a notice saying the court date is set. >Almost 3 months later we're finally seen by a judge >Turns out I broke neon blue's nose and shattered his maxilla and cheek so bad he was still all wired up >The Judge listens to our stories >Neon blue's parents must have made him wear a real suit because he *almost* looked respectable (from the neck down, kek) >Neon blue completely leaves out the part where he ran up to my kids and scared them >Leaves out the part where he growled and slapped at me >Then me and my cousin show our part, the security footage he got from Target >The Judge sees neon blue furfag in full regalia for the first time, eyes visibly widened >Sees the attempted slap >Sees everything >Oh sweet justice how I love thy warm and plentiful bosom. >Judge rules in our favor, sentences neon blue to twelve weeks of community service and six months probation.
Found out from my cousin that the same guy is now in real prison because he got caught with drugs in his system during probation.
So there you go Sup Forums.
Andrew Davis
ikr. but furries are literally the worst. if isis were executing furries, i doubt anyone at all would protest.
Brayden Long
Oh fuck didn't see that. Apologies to the newfag, I guess.
Eli Jones
I don't see any anger problems here, did you even read? Dumbass furry knocked shit over cause of their bulky costumes, as well as knocked over a child.
I'd kick the shit out of those faggots too, because you just don't act like that in public, if he doesn't know that tough shit.
Leo Torres
>be dancing in some scummy nightclub >guy dressed as a pig comes over to me >tries to snap a photo with me >push him away >he throws a drink on me (fuckin white shirt, it was some cola based drink) >swing my hardest punch forwards into his face >he hit the ground >pig costume helmet rolls off, its some fat chink with a busted lip, he's unconscious the club's manager bought me a drink and we laughed about it with my buddies
Brandon Torres
You're fucking wrong, pussy. Shut up.
>father of three
Julian Clark
Thanks, but the trick is to do as little damage to yourself. That's why I punch for the eyes and nose.
Evan Myers
>>Initiate Righteous_Fury.exe Lost
Asher Williams
>still a shit parent
right
Jaxon Jenkins
You're full of shit. In OP post it said he did 6 months in County for it. Either you're not OP and tried to give us some closure, which is somewhat noble, or you're a fucking faggot liar.
Oliver Hughes
Real or not, this is justice. Good job OP. You done good.
Benjamin Wright
Very nice if true.
Brody Evans
Use your brain dummy
Michael Ramirez
"i nearly did 6 months in county for it"
Nigger you must be American
Joseph Stewart
that's just untrue. "newfriend" came after "newfag" even.
Julian Rodriguez
Learn to read
Kevin Cox
That was an accident. He didn't knock shit over on purpose. Did you even reading comprehension.
Xavier Bailey
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Jose Gray
He never said that you fucking mongoloid. Only your shitbag parents could make something more disgraceful than this reply.
James Gray
Nigga do you have children? If you did and you weren't an awful parent then you would understand the need to protect them.
As Marshall Mathers put it: Have you ever loved someone so much, you'd give an arm for? Not the expression, no, literally give an arm for? When they know they're your heart And you know you were their armour And you will destroy anyone who would try to harm her
Come back when you understand that. Faggot.
Gabriel Wood
Read it again, he said he NEARLY did 6 months in county
Evan Ward
He was invading personal space, that is a crime according to feminism and whatever sjw shit out there
Blake Butler
Kys furfag
Jason Parker
oh riff raff
Lincoln Brown
no 1 cares
Adam Anderson
>not denying supporting that jew commie
Gabriel Reyes
FUCK I thought it said I served nearly 6 months for it not I nearly served. I wouldn't have even hung around for this shit had I read it correctly
Jackson Kelly
fuck you and your kind
Bentley Evans
Have seen this story already, this is Copy pasta.
Ethan Gray
This pleases me, OP. Furfags deserve neither mercy nor sympathy.
Xavier Price
Literally wrote it in the last paragraph
>And you will destroy anyone who would try to harm her
Nigger just stop, the furfag wasn't trying to hurt anyone
Carson Kelly
(Dead) Anybody got a screencap of what it was?
Isaac Bennett
Fairly sure there's supposed to be some kind of "appropriate response" laws, and a shitty attempted slap for broken bones don't hack it. Either you were more of a pussy bitch and didn't mess him up NEARLY as bad as you say, or he actually kicked the shit out of you as well.
>Without any regard to the people around him, nor to the presence of my 5 year old who was not in the cart but rather to the side of it looking at the candy by the register the blue furfag dashes over to my cart and starts making "aww" sounds but really loud and exagerated >In his rush to my cart he nearly knocked my daughter over into the candy rack and he also practically shoved the lady behind us out of the way
Excerpt from OP, and even then, it wouldn't happen if these shits didn't wear those suits in the first place, or have so little social awareness to just walk up to another human being.