So I responded to this image in a cringe thread with the following:

So I responded to this image in a cringe thread with the following:


I completely understand the feel that woman is feeling. Some fucking prick with a fur-fetish thinks it's alright to run up and scare her child with his dumbass costume in a goddamned supermarket. Do you know how hard it is to calm down a scared child? How many nights that little girl will now run into her mother's room crying because she had a nightmare about the scary tiger-man.

I nearly served 6 months in county because of one of these pricks. Nearly the same situation.

Greentext incoming.

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>January 2015
>At the local Target with my kids, my boy was 2 years and my girl was 5 years old
>Saw some furfags but just tried to avoid them cause they were fawning over mlp figurines or some shit and being really loud
>Get what we came in for, plus a charmander plushie for my boy who decided he MUST have it and I'm a Gen1 fag so I got it for him
>Furfag in a neon blue wolf (dog?) suit notices the plushie as we're getting into the checkout line
>Without any regard to the people around him, nor to the presence of my 5 year old who was not in the cart but rather to the side of it looking at the candy by the register the blue furfag dashes over to my cart and starts making "aww" sounds but really loud and exagerated
>In his rush to my cart he nearly knocked my daughter over into the candy rack and he also practically shoved the lady behind us out of the way
>As I'm about to rip this asshole a new one he starts hollering for his friends to "come and lookit this! it's cuuuuuuuute!"
>I'm white and middle class so my upbringing dictates that even when I'm ready to murder a fool I start it with "EXCUSE ME!?"
>He glances at me as his friends come over and says something along the lines of "What's your problem man?"
>I'm not usually a violent man, but at this moment my son bursts into tears and my daughter looks so scared she was probably moments away from them herself.
>"You are making a scene and scaring my children. That's what my problem is MAN."
>Apparentlythistriggersthefag.org
>He launches into a tirade about how he's not a man he's an otherkin and he's just acting as his "true self" (I remember the true self bit because he said it no less than 10 times in the course of a 20 second non-stop sentence)
>My daughter starts crying.
>Initiate Righteous_Fury.exe
>"You have less than 10 seconds to move away from my children or there will be consequences."
>This fucker *growls* at me and then attempts to hit me with literally the worst slap I've ever seen.

bump and continue

dis gun be gud

i hope you razed that faggot to the ground.

bump

finish it

>I grab his stupid mask and tear it off. (I thought I'd ripped it at the time but it was just velcro)
>Gauged ears, two lip rings, bright blue hair, fucking genetic trash sub-human looking motherfucker
>I grab him by the front of his fursuit with my left hand and really twist for good grip.
>Using all of my Dadrage I go to town on his stupid face, just punch after punch using his suit for leverage.
>I whooped him so hard his friends had to drag him away from me, store security leading my kids and then me away from them afterwards.
>Cops show up.
>I press charges on the spot for harassment and assault, he tries to press the same.
>Cops look at me with my crying children I'm desperately trying to calm down.
>Cops look at this furfag and his posse of faggots
>They probably just said "fuck it, let them handle it in court" and took our statements.
>They called an ambulance for the neon blue faggot and asked me to come by the station once I took my kids home.

Will continue with my court story.

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whoa quad dubs


but still type this shit out next time. a nigga aint got time for this shit

please tell me you strangled him with his own intestines

Don't u dare not finish you fucking black ass

dubs trips trips
nice!

OP, I hope this is a true story. I hate those furry faggots so goddamn much.

My God. Dub, trips, trips. This is beautiful my man

Double triple double. Nice

wtf dub trips? what has the world come to?

>I hate those furry faggots so goddamn much.

this. you are doing gods work OP.

Checked and checked. If this faggot flakes out this will become a GET thread.

we seeing some beautiful numbers here

Might as well screencap this get after you pile on some more responses. 99% chance this will be the high point of the year for you.

It's always a good day to get doobz

such fail

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>subhuman
why would you get in a fight with someone in front of your children

kek

even the gods of chance agree that furres must be purged

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even his kids wanted him to beat those fags...

dubs get

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Omfg one away from being one of the best gets I've seen. Might be time to blow the brains outta the back of your skull.

>because showing your children they can rely on you to protect them and keep them safe if somehow bad parenting
Its cucks like you that raise betas who let people walk all over them and cry themselves to sleep at night.

Was a good story but not typing it out first makes it 2/10

Yea WHAT THE FUCK OH PEE

OP where go

continue?

yeah im sure they would be screaming way more if you hadnt punched him right

idiot, you suck at parenting

He has anger problems. No normal sane person would get in a fight around there children unless the children were in danger. The furfag was obviously not a threat.

Bernie supporter spotted. You fucking pussy.

take a look at the furfag over here

Their

Jesus christ please let this be real

Terrible Parent or not the Otherkin faggot deserved to get fucked up.

>ITT shit that never happened but he's on Sup Forums and it's summer and furfags are an easy target.

Try harder.

lower-middle class fag spotted, you mentally weak human being

Furfags don't call each other Furfags autismo

>quads
>one of the best you've seen
Fuck off newfag.

I-I do

what is this? newfag day?
learn to pre-write the story.

anyway, i'm usually the most liberal fag you can find, but furries need to be executed on the spot. you did a good job. unfortunately you left them alive.

yeah we do

Dub dub quad is what he meant I do believe.

i was around for the most satanic get ever

i'd drop kick anyone in those cringe costumes.

Pls finish the story OP

>furfags
>not a threat

Pick one.

Nearly every long green text story has cliffhangers. I was in a thread last night where the guy took 2 hours to do the whole story.

>most liberal fag
>executed on the spot

youtu.be/b3m4YOteDZE

it's not a dub if it's not at the end, retard. or else many in here has gotten triple dubs, which would make it pointlessly simple to get.

You sound like a good parent. Though you should've done more damage, perhaps go until at least 2 teeth were stuck in your knuckle. Maybe fuck up his face even more than his stupid piercings have.

Here's a super duper pro tip. Only newfriends call people newfags.

>I go to the station after bringing my kids home and explaining what happened to my wife.
>Her exact words were "Fucking fur fags." (She's a Sup Forumstard too. inb4 pics of my wife. It won't happen so don't bother.)
>Police station was pretty basic, my cousin (who is a lawyer in our state, yay family) met me at the station and I gave my story.
>They say that furfag is pressing for attempted murder, assault and will probably try to sue me for damages. I say that's fine and that I'm pressing charges of my own.
>They say that we'll be hearing from the courthouse when a date is set. Somehow I don't have to spend any time in holding, I was prepared to but glad I didn't.
>A few weeks pass and I get a notice saying the court date is set.
>Almost 3 months later we're finally seen by a judge
>Turns out I broke neon blue's nose and shattered his maxilla and cheek so bad he was still all wired up
>The Judge listens to our stories
>Neon blue's parents must have made him wear a real suit because he *almost* looked respectable (from the neck down, kek)
>Neon blue completely leaves out the part where he ran up to my kids and scared them
>Leaves out the part where he growled and slapped at me
>Then me and my cousin show our part, the security footage he got from Target
>The Judge sees neon blue furfag in full regalia for the first time, eyes visibly widened
>Sees the attempted slap
>Sees everything
>Oh sweet justice how I love thy warm and plentiful bosom.
>Judge rules in our favor, sentences neon blue to twelve weeks of community service and six months probation.

Found out from my cousin that the same guy is now in real prison because he got caught with drugs in his system during probation.

So there you go Sup Forums.

ikr. but furries are literally the worst. if isis were executing furries, i doubt anyone at all would protest.

Oh fuck didn't see that. Apologies to the newfag, I guess.

I don't see any anger problems here, did you even read? Dumbass furry knocked shit over cause of their bulky costumes, as well as knocked over a child.

I'd kick the shit out of those faggots too, because you just don't act like that in public, if he doesn't know that tough shit.

>be dancing in some scummy nightclub
>guy dressed as a pig comes over to me
>tries to snap a photo with me
>push him away
>he throws a drink on me (fuckin white shirt, it was some cola based drink)
>swing my hardest punch forwards into his face
>he hit the ground
>pig costume helmet rolls off, its some fat chink with a busted lip, he's unconscious
the club's manager bought me a drink and we laughed about it with my buddies

You're fucking wrong, pussy. Shut up.

>father of three

Thanks, but the trick is to do as little damage to yourself. That's why I punch for the eyes and nose.

>>Initiate Righteous_Fury.exe
Lost

>still a shit parent

right

You're full of shit. In OP post it said he did 6 months in County for it. Either you're not OP and tried to give us some closure, which is somewhat noble, or you're a fucking faggot liar.

Real or not, this is justice. Good job OP. You done good.

Very nice if true.

Use your brain dummy

"i nearly did 6 months in county for it"

Nigger you must be American

that's just untrue. "newfriend" came after "newfag" even.

Learn to read

That was an accident. He didn't knock shit over on purpose. Did you even reading comprehension.

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He never said that you fucking mongoloid. Only your shitbag parents could make something more disgraceful than this reply.

Nigga do you have children? If you did and you weren't an awful parent then you would understand the need to protect them.

As Marshall Mathers put it:
Have you ever loved someone so much, you'd give an arm for?
Not the expression, no, literally give an arm for?
When they know they're your heart
And you know you were their armour
And you will destroy anyone who would try to harm her

Come back when you understand that. Faggot.

Read it again, he said he NEARLY did 6 months in county

He was invading personal space, that is a crime according to feminism and whatever sjw shit out there

Kys furfag

oh riff raff

no 1 cares

>not denying supporting that jew commie

FUCK I thought it said I served nearly 6 months for it not I nearly served. I wouldn't have even hung around for this shit had I read it correctly

fuck you and your kind

Have seen this story already, this is Copy pasta.

This pleases me, OP. Furfags deserve neither mercy nor sympathy.

Literally wrote it in the last paragraph

>And you will destroy anyone who would try to harm her

Nigger just stop, the furfag wasn't trying to hurt anyone

(Dead)
Anybody got a screencap of what it was?

Fairly sure there's supposed to be some kind of "appropriate response" laws, and a shitty attempted slap for broken bones don't hack it. Either you were more of a pussy bitch and didn't mess him up NEARLY as bad as you say, or he actually kicked the shit out of you as well.

Then leave. Fag.

It was Pokemon porn I believe

/thread

The story's over you dumb nigger.

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Copy pasta

Question is, do you have reading comprehension?

>Without any regard to the people around him, nor to the presence of my 5 year old who was not in the cart but rather to the side of it looking at the candy by the register the blue furfag dashes over to my cart and starts making "aww" sounds but really loud and exagerated
>In his rush to my cart he nearly knocked my daughter over into the candy rack and he also practically shoved the lady behind us out of the way

Excerpt from OP, and even then, it wouldn't happen if these shits didn't wear those suits in the first place, or have so little social awareness to just walk up to another human being.

If true, I like.

thanks.
pretty kick ass that he called it.