Who is the ugliest football player? and who is the most attractive?

who is the ugliest football player? and who is the most attractive?

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ugly: Gabriel Paulista
most attractive: Luca Toni

TEVEZ

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>Ugliest
Ribery
>Most attractive
Dunno. Is Guti still playing?

>Carrasco

Ugliest - Franck Ribery
Sexiest - Pelle

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Modric looks like a frail old grandma

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> portugay

Modric is cute, leave him alone.

Ugly: Ribery
Attractive: Gomez

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ITalian men are so handsome

damn,,,

pepe is quite ugly when he is on the pitch if you know what i am saying.

Ugly XI

Kiraly
Walker Luiz Lescott Ward
RiiberyModric Adam Ozil
Tevez Agbonglahor

Özil has an unfortunate face

>Ronaldinho Gaúcho
>Ribéry
>Tevez
>Neymar
>Valderrama
>Puyol

>ugly: Ribery
>attractive: Marchisio

Ugliest: De Bruyne
Most attractive: Modric

Of course an Irishman wouldn't like Kiraly

I think that Modric is both tbqh

He is both beautiful and ugly at the same time

Rosicky is also gorgeous, especially at the 2006 WC

Next thing you'd ask who has cute feminine dick and boipucci

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>Kiraly
is his ass too big for you?

high test

Walker? Nothing wrong with him.

He's literally the definition of DILF

Cocky yet assured, composed yet eccentric, big fat juicy arse and a cuddly teddy bear physique

>when he rolls over to make a save and his bulge is visible through his sweat pants

hnnggg

giroud, marchisio, fachetti, ljungberg, beckham

Blue eyes, fucking ugly...

sauce

lel

Jonny Williams looks like Sloth from the goonies

Ribery and Di Maria are the ugliest

Most attractive is a hard choice. Giroud, Ramsey, Trapp, Pique, Xhaka, and James would probably be my top choices. And Hazard if you're an ass guy

(I might be a gigantic fag)

>bosnia in charge of recognizing aesthetics

he's perfect tbqh

>Symmetrical face
>Something unique yet beautiful about his appearance to give it that defining edge (Blue eyes on an Italian)
>Well maintained hair, beard and physique

If he were born 2000 years earlier they would make statues of him, he's a literal 10/10

Ugly XI
Seaman
Sagna Puyol Colloccini Lescott
Ribery Scholes Davids Ronaldinho
Tevez Martins

he's like a 17th century painting

>no baldness
>height
>no acne/good skin
If he weren't a football player he'd be a model

He is a model kinda

youtube.com/watch?v=Iiss02rZ98E

>perfect

He should have his ears pinned

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So patrician.

The Habsburgs were such a fucking abomination

Slav swag

>be the best looking man in Italy
>and a great footballer earning fuckloads of money
>marry a 6/10

Why don't you marry him then

She's obviously a beard.

It's impossible to be straight beyond a certain level of attractiveness as a man.

he even has a cute willy desu

Ugliest: Vardy, Rooney, Ribery, Tevez
Best looking: Torres, Xabi Alonso, Rosicky, Pogba

Don't have a pic available, but the ugliest is probably Di Maria.

Most attractive is Totti, although new bearded Messi is a cute. CUTE!

bae :$

Ugliest: Ribery
Most attractive: That's gay.

Vardy is GOAT

Why is he circumcised? I thought Italians were good Catholic bois

Erik Durm
Nuff said

Looks like a drunk retard with fucked up teeth

you must be very handsome then

Ugliest: Messi
Most attractive: CR7

How much does he weigh for his 185cm?

He's a strong 8 in England

:3

Cute 11

Buffon
Alaba Gimenez Pique Alderweireld
Carrasco James Verrati Schurrle
Griezmann Lacazette

cristiano and mario gomez are most attractive

Sirigu > Buffon

Make the 11 most ugliest and the 11 most beautiful and see who won.

kek this fucking instagram post

she kind of reminds me of Ann from Arrested Development

Neuer a qt


Hummels too

he's a fuccboi

Franco Ayran

Just realized he looks like that severely mentally ill speedrunner

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I'm no Willy woofter but Schurrle is fucking ugly imo

Gomez looks like an SS-member, even though he's spanish

>aryan

never forget

>all these "puyol is ugly" plebs

He looks like such a high test Alpha leader of men. I would follow this man into the depths of hell. I imagine this is what William Wallace or Alexander the Great actually looked like.

Imagine this man slaughtering hundreds of Englishman one day and then literally cucking Edward II later that night.

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what a babe. it's a shame his game hasn't been so pretty this tournament

even ramos can only just barely pull off a neckbeard

Now now, lads, don't forget the qtest of them all...

BARZAGLI

Shite version of Coloccini.

jesus

who would think such a nerd looking cunt would have a body like that

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Pretty sure he shaves his head because if he didnt it would look even more hideous

this is just asking to be shooped

desu

He is so cute desu

His hairline looks shopped.

His beard is shit

William Wallace never cucked Edward II. That's just Hollywood fiction

Paul Dummett anyone?

qtest gif ever

Paul Ryan?

Literally want to piss on his face offensively