Trips decides what I do with this turtle I found

Trips decides what I do with this turtle I found

Release

Let it bite your dick

Stick sharpie up pooper

fuck it in the ass and record

Ejaculate on the shell, rub "Sup Forums" with your finger and release. Let nature know this fucker's been in possession of a faggot.

Off by one

release it.

roll

That's a dog dumb ass

Finger it's butthole on cam

leave it be

Suck its tiddie

Leave him where he's at, unharmed and unabated

Place in toilet then shit

Post pic with timestamp

rawl

Kick it through eight of your enemies and get a life.

Stick it's head in your pooper

Stick up your butt

Damn that's a cool turtle. Is that the kind that buries itself in the riverbed with just its head poking out?

Crack shell open, take a shit in shell, super glue shell

Dat is some straight up looking dinosaur shit, feed it some cheetos or something see if it snaps your finger

make it suck you off

>dog
it's actually a bird

send it to space

keep it as a pet and love it forever

Let it run off. Then you will commit suicide and make sure it's on the news so I can find comfort in knowing that you are dead.

Expose to chemical/nuclear waste. Have pizza

Stab the shell with a knife.

Give it a headband and feed it pizza

spraypaint it. if you don't have spraypaint deodorant and light

make it a hat

give it some vegetables and release it into the forest

Lick every inch of it, record and upload

That's a softshell turtle, let it bite your dick.

water cool it

fucking kek'd

leave it alone

Put in washing machine full speed

rerolling for this

I hope this is bait made by a summerfag and not an abusive piece of shit. Let it go, it has more potential than you, don't be jealous.

Kill it with fire

let it go and live on

kys

Lick it's asshole and stick your tongue in

Sacrifice it to Satan

shove the entire thing up ass

SOUP TIME

Fuck off faggottot

Roll

cook it, they taste pretty good

paint its shell

Put it in your butt

rolling for this

Idk why it did that

Make turtle soup out of it

melt it and drink it

Love it forever and have a new pet

take pictures from various angles as it continues its journey to the river or wherever it's going. Make a scrapbook.

sell it to niggers

Make him a hat

this

Cum on it

Free it faggot. Let it be

Make a hat from the shell

rolling for this

Make him into a sailor

Feed him some leafy green veggies, take him a bit into the forrest and let him free.

Send it to space

Put dick on top of its shell, then release

Off by one.

That's a Tortoise, you inbred nigger.

Cut its shell open and ejaculate on its back

Feed it fish

Get it to bite you between your two middle toes.

Release it

Microwave it for a half hour

drop in boiling pot of water

rollinging

Host a tea party and make it the guest of honour

leave it alone

stomp on it

>give it some food
>give it a hug
>let it go or keep it as a pet up to you
>take pictures of all three steps and post here.

eat a dick

There's good eatin' on one of those things.

make him hat

Roll

name it shitstick and give it a blowjob

off by one

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winrar

Simple, SPACE PROGRAM

Take a shit on it.

nut over every last inch of it, no matter how long it takes

Roll

Winrar

free it

This

u think ur slick?