Trips decides what I do with this turtle I found
Trips decides what I do with this turtle I found
Release
Let it bite your dick
Stick sharpie up pooper
fuck it in the ass and record
Ejaculate on the shell, rub "Sup Forums" with your finger and release. Let nature know this fucker's been in possession of a faggot.
Off by one
release it.
roll
That's a dog dumb ass
Finger it's butthole on cam
leave it be
Suck its tiddie
Leave him where he's at, unharmed and unabated
Place in toilet then shit
Post pic with timestamp
rawl
Kick it through eight of your enemies and get a life.
Stick it's head in your pooper
Stick up your butt
Damn that's a cool turtle. Is that the kind that buries itself in the riverbed with just its head poking out?
Crack shell open, take a shit in shell, super glue shell
Dat is some straight up looking dinosaur shit, feed it some cheetos or something see if it snaps your finger
make it suck you off
>dog
it's actually a bird
send it to space
keep it as a pet and love it forever
Let it run off. Then you will commit suicide and make sure it's on the news so I can find comfort in knowing that you are dead.
Expose to chemical/nuclear waste. Have pizza
Stab the shell with a knife.
Give it a headband and feed it pizza
spraypaint it. if you don't have spraypaint deodorant and light
make it a hat
give it some vegetables and release it into the forest
Lick every inch of it, record and upload
That's a softshell turtle, let it bite your dick.
water cool it
fucking kek'd
leave it alone
Put in washing machine full speed
rerolling for this
I hope this is bait made by a summerfag and not an abusive piece of shit. Let it go, it has more potential than you, don't be jealous.
Kill it with fire
let it go and live on
kys
Lick it's asshole and stick your tongue in
Sacrifice it to Satan
shove the entire thing up ass
SOUP TIME
Fuck off faggottot
Roll
cook it, they taste pretty good
paint its shell
Put it in your butt
rolling for this
Idk why it did that
Make turtle soup out of it
melt it and drink it
Love it forever and have a new pet
take pictures from various angles as it continues its journey to the river or wherever it's going. Make a scrapbook.
sell it to niggers
Make him a hat
this
Cum on it
Free it faggot. Let it be
Make a hat from the shell
rolling for this
Make him into a sailor
Feed him some leafy green veggies, take him a bit into the forrest and let him free.
Send it to space
Put dick on top of its shell, then release
Off by one.
That's a Tortoise, you inbred nigger.
Cut its shell open and ejaculate on its back
Feed it fish
Get it to bite you between your two middle toes.
Release it
Microwave it for a half hour
drop in boiling pot of water
rollinging
Host a tea party and make it the guest of honour
leave it alone
stomp on it
>give it some food
>give it a hug
>let it go or keep it as a pet up to you
>take pictures of all three steps and post here.
eat a dick
There's good eatin' on one of those things.
make him hat
Roll
name it shitstick and give it a blowjob
off by one
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winrar
Simple, SPACE PROGRAM
Take a shit on it.
nut over every last inch of it, no matter how long it takes
Roll
Winrar
free it
This
u think ur slick?