Tonight I will be ending my own life. I’ve been spending the last hour making the preparations and I’m ready to go through with it.
As an oldfag who’s been on Sup Forums since 2005, I thought I would finally give back to the community in the best way possible: I am willing to an hero on cam for you all.
Camden Martinez
were u alive in 2005? anyway good luck with that im gonna go look at some asain pussy.
Anthony Wright
Or maybe we could talk instead?
Wyatt Torres
BULLSHIT YOU'RE JUST LIKE BILLO
Zachary Lee
Why? You look like you're 12 and have your whole life ahead of you
Zachary Russell
>I've been here since 2005 >Doesn't post a timestamp
You wont be missed.
Jack Reed
Fucking summerfags dont get the reference
Cameron Ross
copypasta
Robert Butler
...
Leo Murphy
You were on Sup Forums when you were in diapers? Oldest of oldfags here. Bow down to your king, boys.
Luis Cruz
indeed
Nolan Kelly
Summerfag of '05 here. Migrated from ED. You?
Easton Brooks
I thought maybe this year we'd not have the cicada's or the summerfags.
Guess I was wrong on both.
Bentley Robinson
The Fuck.... I'm more alarmed that it appears to be 40 o'clock.
Eli Wright
Ok cool
Caleb Sanders
roll dubs and i fucking do it >inb4 dont do it >inb4 your fag >inb4 wont do it
Caleb Watson
Ah you think Sup Forums is your ally? You merely adopted Sup Forums. I was born in it, molded by it. I didn't see the light until I was already a man, by then it was nothing to me but blinding!
Landon Evans
ok bye
Gabriel Turner
Periscope that shit OP
Gavin Williams
Came from SA, was there since 97. Watched moot get vanned which lead to this place being created.
Not bragging like you thou, fag.
Hunter King
No you are going to faggot out like this guy
Colton Stewart
gr8 b8 m8 I r8 8/8
Carson Thomas
It's pretty cool that your parents let you post on Sup Forums when you were 1yo
Liam Howard
Yeah, bye. Go an hero at 7-11, we'll catch it on Documenting Reality.
Faggot.
Jackson Garcia
...
Jordan Myers
If you think that's somehow special or important than you SHOULD kill yourself.
Jayden Parker
wheres the link though. im watching this.
Julian Martin
Fake and gay
Bentley Perez
...
Brandon Nguyen
Fucking newfags
Lucas Cox
Maybe I will. Like a good oldfag would, faggot.
Jacob Hall
Heres the link to my suicide stream findminecraft.com -OP
Easton Williams
www.fineminecraft.com
Brayden Morris
holy shit he did it oh lawd
Oliver Turner
-OP
Sebastian Powell
First.... did you know that you have everything to be a trap godess?
Anthony Jackson
>40 o'clock Are you retarted?
Lucas Ross
I dunno, am I? That is apparently what the clock says.
Lucas Rivera
>are you retarted? >you retarted? >retarted?
Christ. My spell checker had a heart attack doing that. Thanks, you retard.
Gavin Reed
>coke zero
Ryan Perez
...
Samuel Smith
That is the elapsed time. Fucker streamed for a long time before the mods banned him or some shit.
Gavin Thompson
>o' clocko
Jack Robinson
when did moot get v&? And not bragging. That was a simple statement of facts about when and how I came upon 4chang
Nathaniel Peterson
No, a simple statement goes like: I've been here since xyz.
A bullshit bunch of bragging goes like: wah wah wah I'm a man blinding light formed some other wanker shit look at me (I like penis), like you did.
As for your other question, you'd know if you were an oldest, but you're not, and you don't.