It's been a while

It's been a while.

Female VA thread.

3's and 7's get read.

If you spam rerolls I probably won't read it.

I will read literally anything.

GLHF

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I summon blue eyes white dragon in attack position

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It was me, Dio!

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"I love you Miguel you have always been my true love"
I just want to hear that once in my life fuck me ;^;

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Rolling for this

I'm a dirty cock slut give me your smelly cum darling

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What is my perfect crime? I break into Tiffany's at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No, I go for the chandelier. It's priceless. As I'm taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It's her father's business. She's Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning, the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico, but I go to Canada. I don't trust her. Besides, I like the cold. Thirty years later, I get a postcard. I have a son and he's the chief of police. This is where the story gets interesting. I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris by the Trocadero. She's been waiting for me all these years. She's never taken another lover. I don't care. I don't show up. I go to Berlin. That's where I stashed the chandelier.

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Thanks I truly needed that now I can say a qtie told me that at least once in my life suicide is getting closer and closer

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Yes little boys put your meat in mommy's mouth give me all your smelly cum how can you little brats love and old hag like me ~Ara ~Ara

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yeah, yeah, suck my nard

Rolin

Reroll

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Holy raviolli you gave me such a boner how do you sound so cute?
I love you

"Should I make your pulse rise?....Or STOP!"

It's not like I want your dick inside of me b-baka

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(Thanks!)

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Roses are red
Violets are blue
Ima bout to do
Sum kinky shit with u

OP

Srs question, does doing this stuff for guys actually turn you on....I ask because of

dafuq woman ?

Yes give me your cock! I love my son's cock! I'm a dirty whore who loves to fuck with her own son! I'm my son's cumdump ! Fill me up please before your father comes home.

Meatball, meatball, spaghetti underneath! Ravioli, ravioli, great barrier reef!

Reroll for oedipus fantasy

"The mewling of your orphan children amuses me! How's that for funny?"

WHAT IN FUCK IS DONE TO THIS POOR RIFLE? STUPID HICK AMERICAN WITH TEN GALLON HAT AND GIANT PICKUP TRUCK LOOKS AT PERFECTLY FINE SIMONOV KARBIN AND SAYS "NO, RIFLE NEED MORE DUMB SHIT ON IT"?

WHAT IS REASON FOR PISTOL GRIP? IF YOU NEED TO FIRE FROM HIP IN EMERGENCY, NOW HAND IS TWISTED INTO PAINFUL ANGLE AND YOU MISS EVERY ENEMY! LOOK AT WRONG ANGLE OF BAYONET! LOOK AT CHEAP PLASTIC MAGAZINE THAT FEEDS CARTRIDGE LIKE CONSTANTLY JAMMING PEZ CANDY BOX! WHERE DID CLEANING STICK GO?

I HEAR OF 922 LAW IN AMERICA. ADDING PISTOL GRIP TO WEAPON MEANS YOU CHANGE OTHER PARTS. WHAT ELSE YOU FUCK? YOU PUT NEW BOLT EDIFICE? HOW ABOUT BAD FIT RECEIVER COVER FOR CHEAP SCOPE TO SHOW OFF AT HICK PARTY AND NEVER HIT LARGEST SIDE OF BARN?

SURE, IS ONLY YUGOSLAV COPY TYPE BUT IS STILL PROUD DESIGN OF SERGEI SIMONOV. THIS IS LIKE SENDING HIM BIRTHDAY CARD WITH SEVERED OFF THUMB OF DAUGHTER IN ENVELOPE. "HAPPY BIRTHDAY SERGEI! I PISS ON ALL YOU CREATE!" LARGE MOUND FORMS OVER SIMONOV'S GRAVE BY CONSTANT TUMBLING OF HIS ANGRY CORPSE. IS FAULT OF PEOPLE LIKE YOU.

RIFLE WAS FINE BEFORE YOU FUCK IT. NOW IS TRASH. MAYBE YOU CHECK IN GARAGE AND ORIGINAL BOLT EDIFICE AND WOOD ARE STILL THERE. MAYBE IS NOT TOO LATE TO KEEP RIFLE SOMETHING NOT SHAMEFUL TO TAKE TO FIRING RANGE. TAKE SHIT OF GOAT AWAY AND COULD STILL BE GOOD WEAPON.

>sound confused

So...quick question. Lets say I travel back in time to kill my Grandmother. Not that I would kill her or anything, but lets say that I actually killed her. What would happen then? If I killed my grandmother, my mother would've never been born, and in turn, me. But, how can that happen if I killed my grandmother. Maybe...I dont fucking know...

Welcome to the weeb shack!

>this

QUINTS

HOOOLLLYYYY SHIIIT WITNESSED

You have such a great personality and charm I really love your voice do you have anything I can follow you on I want to thank you in some way or another

check'd

Ayy

Witness Quints That Never Lie!!

WITNESSED

>this

your quints are check'd

Idk. I just think it's fun haha.

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The truest of quints

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thread ruined lul

SOMEONE NEEDS TO DO THIS

I am the bone of my sword
Steel is my body and fire is my blood
I have created over a thousand blades
Unknown to Death, Nor known to Life
Have withstood pain to create many weapons
Yet, those hands will never hold anything
So as I pray, unlimited blade works.

Reroll

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(HONORING QUINTS. Also, I did the hand motions too.)

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(Thanks my dude! I have a twitter but, it's really just for posting when I do threads or not haha. @ShelltheVA

"ITS TIME TO TIP THE SCALES!"

rerolling

Reroll

Roll

Sorry but i only suck off black guys , later white trash .

Rolling

Its time time time for Power Rangers Time Force!

Rolls

Remember Spongebob! Ravioli, Ravioli, give me the formuoli.

WITNESSED

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I recognize this voice and the variations. Pretty sure I know you IRL. Hype.

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>Sing the Pokemon Theme

Roll

If this is a successful roll, include music.

You always voice my compliments haha thanks you really brightened up my day I was feeling kind of depressed and you made me so happy thanks a lot I love you.
Have a nice day qtie.

I am actually a man

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(Oh? My voice is kinda generic so, you might be confusing me with someone else.)

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"Just fucking cum in me!"

Reroll

"I AM GOING TO DO THE TIT FUCK WITH YOU!"

OTS A WHOLE NEW WORLD WE LIVE IN

ITS A WHOLE NEW WAY TO SEE

ITS A WHOLE NEW PLACE, WITH A BRAND NEW ATTITUDE

BUT YOU STILL GOTTA CATCH THEM ALL

SO BE THE BEST THAT YOU CAN BE

>DO DO DO DOOO DO

POKEMON JOHTO

rolling

GOD FUGGIN DAM ROYCE THICC

Dr pavel I'm CIA

I would pay money just to listen to you dirty talk so I can get off. This shit gets me going way more than porn. I have no idea why.

ROLL

Reroll

TIME FOR, TIME FORCE!!!

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Wow, make me sound smug as fuck. No, I know a VA. Not sure though could just be a similar voice. I'll message who I think you are tomorrow I guess. Now is time for beddy byes.

Do some sex dialogue, complete with moans.

Why don't you love your cute sister? is it because I'm flat chested? I love you brother I really do I want to marry you no matter what! I want to bear your children I want to have a family with you please brother love me I know it's wrong but I think it doesn't matter true love always prevails.

But I poop from there!

Not a request, but how often would you do these threads?

Topkek

She'll just say "Do some sex dialogue, complete with moans." you idiot stick. Be creative and don't expect her to do all the work.

Interior crocodile alligator I drive a Chevrolet movie theater

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(I'd do the whole thing but I'd nitpick at it too much)

Np! Hope you feel better!

so mom dad i just wanted to let you know im a ragging fagget

kek