Now that i caught your attention. Hi Sup Forums. I think my roomate is "borrowing" stuff from me without telling me. I foud my notebook on his desk. Found my shorts on his bed on which he commented : "yea they didn't feel right haha" HE HAS THE SAME SOCKS AS I DO WHILE MINE SEEM TO HAVE GONE MISSING.
So i need a way to get back at him, something hilarious would be nice. Might deliver pics. He's currently asleep so i'm pretty safe to do anything.
TL;DR Roomate stealing, need a way to get back at him
Ayden Morgan
rape him in the shitpipe
Ayden Thomas
shoot a load of cum on his face post pics
Noah Baker
this kind of silly shit is why I'd never want to have a roommate unless I knew them for a few years prior
Charles Jones
Cum om his pc or phone, then send pic 1 week after, saying "since were borrowimg eachothers stuf i figured it was fine"
Luke Brooks
Buy crabs off the internet. Sprinkle them on your asshole. Then when he falls asleep... Fucking kill yourself
Jonathan Nelson
Wake him up and tell him to quit stealing your shit. If he says fuck you try kicking him in the side of his head. Someone stealing your shit isn't acceptable.
Or be a giant faggot and do your passive aggressive bullshit "prankz." Good luck with your confrontations of life problems.
Samuel Clark
Write an entry in your journal about how you just found out you have crabs or genital warts so he stops borrowing your clothes.
Ryan Thomas
Just punch him hard in the face while hes asleep. When he wakes up yelling "WHAT THE FUCK MAN!!" say you went to put on a pair of socks that you had left out that were clean and they fucking stunk and you know he was wearing them. It might start a fight but I can gaurentee he won't take your shit after that. If you attack your roommate in his sleep, he will fear you forever.
Camden Martinez
The picture caught my attention, fag. Your text did not!
Juan Gomez
>If you attack your roommate in his sleep, he will fear you forever.
Isaiah Carter
This is reasonable.
Ian Brooks
>If you attack your fears in your sleep they will be your roommate forever.
Ethan Garcia
Don't be a fucking cunt. Get back at him by being upfront and morally superior, not imitating a nigger and doing shady shit to him. Talk to him about it, it's very simple. "Hey, please stop touching my stuff. I saw my notebook on your desk, my pants on your bed, and you've been accidentally taking my socks so please stop." If he doesn't stop or gives you lip get the housing authority who runs your apartment involved so he has to cooperate.
Robert Butler
Rape him and tell home you were just "borrowing" his ass.
Ryder Fisher
i would do that but i'm moving out in a month so i can pretty much ruin our "friendship".
Noah Nelson
Buy a baseball bat. Wake him up. Tell him to stop stealing your shit or you'll crack his skull.
Simple and easy.
Oliver Roberts
Hide rat traps in your drawers.
Jeremiah Peterson
Get a gatorade bottle and fill it with cleaning fluid.
Ryder King
Moot is trying to protect you for some reason
Parker Myers
Cayenne pepper in his underwear
Christian Reed
shit in his trash or something like his drawers and say "haha, i knew something didn't feel right about the seat :)"it'll piss him off and he'll get the message
Hudson Wood
do it man, dont think about it just do it. It takes a fucking psychopath to hit a sleeping man and he knows that. He will not ever be able to sleep peacefully in that house if he thinks youre upset with him. He will be super cool to you the rest of the lease and respect all your stuff.