I am Mexican ask me anything

I am Mexican ask me anything

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When are you going back to mexico, for good?

Why does the Mexican Olympic team suck so bad?

Probably never

Because all Mexicans who can run, jump or swim are in the USA.

Congrats on being a roach of the West. Your country sucks at everything except making method. It's also the fattest country in the world. Enjoy it beaner.

Post pics of tall voluptuous mexican women

because mexico usually isn't too good at sports

thanks man

My name is Paco
I maka zee taco
I maka 5 pesos a day
long came fat susie
she gave me some poosy
she take my 5 pesos away

Kill yourself spic

Alot of Latinas are usually ugly

you speak the worst type of spanish, I hope you know that

Isn't the richest man on earth a Mexican?

Nudes?

Nice joke

A tear just came to my...

Yeah we do

I am a guy so nah

haga la paja boludo

Mi nombre es Paco
Me Maka Zee taco
Me Maka 5 pesos diarios
Susie llegó a largo grasa
ella me dio un poco de poosy
que tome mis 5 pesos de distancia
>better chili choker

Underrated post

r u chippo man? where chippo come from?

>ke mira prro?

Why do Mexicans always use cilantro as deodorant for their armpits?

No. You're fucking retarded.

Are you excited to go back to having dirt floors and drinking shit water?

Dont want?

what do fat chicks and sod have in common
only mexicants will lay em

I think becuase alot of us are poor or dont wanna waste money

american you nignog

No the richest person is bill gates

Pretty soon america is gonna be Mexico anyways

Look up Carlos slim you dumbass.

he helped the US Government with money cuz white folk are jews.

not once the wall's built

The Mexican government won't pay for it.

How much have you saved up for the wall?

Where im from we use limes

you near cartel activity?around for knights templar?

I saved my whole piggy bank

do you like frijoles??

My boyfriend is peruvian


Why does he like nine inch nails when do much of their music is incredibly mediocre

They actually use lemons. Or limes. It works.

charlie slim'll do it then, he's got a lot of disposable income

No i dont like mexican food that much

Nah he won't win

gtfo clintonfag

He will i would rather have him than hilary

Los chilenos hablan peor

lame b8 m8

Oyes tu eres el wey que me puso "el chimuelo" de apodo, verdad?

no, the puertorriqueños do

And I would rather have bernie than both.

>che boludo cuantas copas tenes
Kys squidward

¿Cuándo llueve, te gusta ver gotas o ver gotitas?

Congrats u mexican and if u can write and read u are a superior being like way better than whites and regular mexicans

I'm just saying the liberals have the sjw whites, niggers, and mexican americans on their side and conservatives only have old white people

kill yourself, argentina es el mejor y los demas son niggers

i'm a young white gay male who desperately wants Trump to be in office

>pocho detected

Why people from Monterrey elbow?

I am also mexican,güey.

Nah i don't want a communist in office

kek, i'm a gringo you fucking mongoloid meheecan

No soy el OP pero, a mi me gusta ver gotear y hablando de eso, su moronga joven

Wea

Ask a mexican who just ate tacos anything

why don't you kill yourself

Life's pretty good atm. School's out, I am financially stable, and happy.

which is it a communist or a socialist? I keep hearing both.

Why do you dump your worst in the U.S.?

Tu si eres mexicano, no como el OP

Because you're an idiot who listens to donald trump.

Why haven't you mowed my lawn yet?

Hajaja, arriba tigeres, tigeres, tigeres.

Oh shit i forgot i will do it tommorow morning sir

If you had the choice to change your race to black or Asian, which would you choose?

I'm an wetback beaner who didn't have to jump the border because I'm a privileged Mexican with money so i got V.I.P to the USA by having 30+ Poor People Arrested by snitching on them when i cross. Through a opened fence that has more than 10 years without fixing (Yes NOT ALL YOUR TAX MONEY GOES TO SECURITY). Got my Education in the Americas and now am a Intelligent person who can use English to read, write and express my self to everyone. Worked hustling Oranges in the streets and Freewey of Los Angeles. Once i got enough money to bring mi family to america. did so by moving on to jack in the box, to Gardner to construction worker to foreman and then got caught by homeland security and fuck me over. so did all that again in 6 months. Thanks America for the opportunity to keep on coming back. Money is good and food not so good. you have to stop eating fried wrice and chicken.

I hate yours Spanish omg and I'm Latin

Black, You'd be surprised at the amount of mexicanas who like a black man.

I'm speaking english you mongoloid

Asian

Wtf you talking about?
Mexicans hate niggers

Why?

I don't know i would just rather be asian than a black man

You mean old joke

how is it going to feel when you go back to your madre land, pablo?

I wouldnt know i came here legally