So I'm going swimming with an attractive girl that I have absolutely no chance to get with.
My problem is that I haven't gotten laid in 4 years and I know I'm going to pop a chub.
Most pants can hide my one eyed snake, but I know it's going to be obvious. Do Sup Forumsros have advice on how to hide a rager in a swim trunks?
Bump
Pee the boner out
let her suck your big ass penis
Jeans. /thread.
You overestimate what I'm packing.
There's a reason it's been 4 years.
Beat your meat exaustively in the hours before you go. Just let out all the steam bro
>swimming in jeans.
I'm a loser, not autistic.
use that algebra book to hide it. its called the textbook cock blocker. works every time.might get soggy.
They stole my swimming jeans! Also he is a awkward weirdo not a spic.
? Chase?
Just go gay bro lol
Just rub one out before you go
Tried it. Still attracted to women.
I'd have to go digging through old school shit to find a textbook. More options pls.
Try the masterbating to exaustion thing.
That was the plan already, but I'll still get a stiffy at the sight of tits.
I mean till your raw bro. Beat your meat like it owes you money.
This is what you need
Tampon would get soggy and fall out.
Need more suggestions
guaranteed to work
then use a piece of wood with a string attached
Or a buttplug.