BTFO'd edition

BTFO'd edition

>Tonight
Philadelphia Union and Chicago Fire 7:00PM EDT

Real Salt Lake and New York Red Bulls
10:00PM EDT

LA Galaxy and Colorodo Rapids
10:30pm EDT

>Saturday Jun 25
Seattle Sounders FC and New York City FC
5:00PM EDT

DC United and New England Revolution
7:00PM EDT

Philadelphia Union and Vancouver Whitecaps
7:00PM EDT

Columbus Crew SC and New York Red Bulls
7:30PM EDT

Montreal Impact and Sporting Kansas City
7:30PM EDT

Orlando City SC and Toronto FC
7:30PM EDT

FC Dallas and Real Salt Lake
8:00PM EDT

San Jose Earthquakes and LA Galaxy
10:00PM EDT

>Sunday June 26
Portland Timbers and Houston Dynamo
6:00PM EDT

>Dorchester the latest site being looked at for a stadium for the Revolution
twitter.com/BostonGlobe/status/745574095350337536

Also you fags got 30 mins to lock in your Fantasy team

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youtube.com/watch?v=8PpJBR_rQJk
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I want to have a reason to, but I just cannot watch MLS until they become a legit league. I wish all of the USA national squad-aspiring players would go play in Europe, South America, or even fucking Liga MX to get some real quality, competitive game time.

sup """"""""""""""""""""""soccer""""""""""""""""""""""fags?

Around noon, I was in here asking stuff about MLS and what I need to know about it.

Saw some Youtube videos since then, read some Wikipedia articles and now I'm here again.

I saw something about the Portland Timbers, Seattle Sounders and their respective fans.

So what can I say? On one hand, they looked like hipsters, faggots and antifas who just want to be like Europe. It seems so forced.

However, on the other hand, it felt like some genuine clubs are starting to develop. You still have to find your very own style and way of American soccer and how to be an American fan - but you're on a good way.

It was nice to see, keep up the good work, but I guess you still need some time.

Seeing some goals scored in your retirement league was wierd though, some of them would have never been scored that way over here, but that's nothing bad, just wierd to see.

Are germanistans always this condescending?

Who Anyone But /sneks/ here?

/Houston/ Here
Betting on another tie.
Watching the FO scramble to fix their shit is just a sideshow at this point.

>Thinking about both the good and the bad sides of what I saw
Now known as """"being condescending""""

Post them fantasy teams /mls/.

Chicago going strong

Based ALBERG

ALBERGGGGG BACK AT IT AGAIN

FUCKING ALBERGGGGG

irrelevant league, give up and go back to your handegg "plays"
fucking yank shitters

>3 goals in 15 mins

DELET THIS

>Real Salt Lake
>Real

Every time

>legends from his country do terrible in MLS

Time to put away the keyboard dad

>retirement home
>300k a week to live in LA
>don't even give a shit about your league (as proved with based english god lampard)
>joke is on you

>being this triggered by a sports league

This is why i love mls

MLS is also great for fasting-time sports watching

>be England
>forbid others to have fun
Well, just so you know

>soon

>english legend David Beckham trying to will an MLS team into existance

hmmmmm

Alberg absolutely LEGENDARY

Chicago getting steamrolled
No surprises there

chicago fire folding soon hopefully

>it's an idiot forgot to type mls in OP so my filter missed it

come on user. barely pay attention in the catalog so almost missed it.

>This thread again

I made one last night and it bumped off during the night. I made another one this morning and it got bumped off in 40 minutes.

But YOU'RE THE GUY WHO'S GONNA WIN, op! Never stop going for that brass ring.

Old thread:

Shit, I was sure I put it in the Subject line, might just put it in the OP instead.
Eh with whats going on right now on Sup Forums I was surprised that there was a /mls/ thread, I just felt like making a thread 30 mins before the game started just to avoid that mess all together.
Props to you m8, shit should be back to normal next week when MLS gets back to normal.

Anyone But Sneks turned out to be a failure, oh well what did I expect from Shitcago

Damn Chi-town you go boi!

>MLS
>normal

We will always be the red-headed trailer park stepchildren of Sup Forums.

>back to normal
I thought it was normal today except for six Cleveland parade threads.

If this thread makes it to 130 replies you win a prize.

Nice dubs.
Yeah but isnt there also Copa America and the Euros?
That and I expect MLS to be back in full force, player wise because there are still teams that are still playing their B teams without their key players, but I could be wrong.

My mistake for assuming Copa threads would die after the US was eliminated. The Euros are usually asleep at this hour.

Oh well.

NASL division 1 when??

Dumping line-ups.
>That bench
What the fuck.

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That lineup

M C B E A N

oh god, the >soonposters are backing based SacRepublic
abandon ship, allhau ackbar, time to end this shitshow

wew

>playing 'an irishman and a mexican walk into a bar' joke instead of villereal

MLS sucks

I FUCKING FORGOT ABOUT FANTASY THE 2ND WEEK IN A ROW

EVERY FUCKING TIME THERE'S A SUMMER BREAK

GOD DAMMIT

yeah its like the "you posting" of leagues

I'd be sweating too, if my team's two best players were SITTING ON THE GODDAMN BENCH
WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU NEW JERSEY PINK COWS?!?!?!?

we have like 12 games in 11 days

Basically playing every Wednesday and Saturday so a little squad rotation

Can we just move this team, demolish Toyota Park and start over again?

>set pieces

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Yes pls
I'd be all for the Chicago Fire if they weren't such a fucking disaster
they've got cool aesthetics, the stadium doesn't look too bad and could be expanded (my only problem with this is that it's not actually in Chicago itself and is in one of those filthy plebian suburbs), and the city is one that, if it really got behind the team, could make the place truly magical. Only problem is that in its current state, the Chicago Fire is a worse failure than Liberia.

UNION
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So far it seems like Veron was expecting MLS to be easier

>inb4 Collin sent off

thats true

also his dad died and he had no idea about the transfer, san lorenzo was basically like yo pack ur shit

but yeah he should be better

I smell another Rapids 1-0 win incoming.

Just doesn't seem to be willing to play hard or really run, reminds me of Marquez expecting to dominate with half effort

Why the fuck is there confetti falling at the start of this Galaxy/Rapids match? Do they do this shit every game?

Back in 2007 when I watched my first MLS game on tv before they re-branded and beckham came they had the green and yellow confetti

Weird. I've never heard of a professional sports team dropping confetti BEFORE the game even starts.

>why don't they do these for the NBA

Oh right, because Americans don't know shit about basketball, they just like MUH DUNKS

>the free kick falls to veron

He's starting to show a little more effort at least just doesn't seem up to speed. Other than the assist Davis has been pretty bad

that fucking rsl song omg every time

>the RSL tv show is called '801 Punx'

here's your (you)

Era offsides desu

well, at least i took the next two days off so i can drink until i die

ayyyyy

That will never happen. It's not in your culture to go live abroad.
At best you move from city to city inside the US. But living abroad...learning another language, eating different food. yeah, i don't imagine an american doing that and feeling comfortable

Fuck Colorado and their meme tactics

Go Orlando City!!! Best team ever, just give us the trophy!

> all these missed chances

REEEEEEEE

>the only team in mls with an actual defense
>meme tactics

Literally wat.

Can anyone else top that or is this the winner for Most Shit?

>midweek MLS

Do you relate to them because they also like refugees?

>galaxy
youtube.com/watch?v=8PpJBR_rQJk

He's a shit DP. Even fat Frank is producing while Vernon can't fucking play 180 minutes without getting hurt or sent off.

>tfw it's another no goals episode

>it's another galaxy is exposed by colorado again

>it's another >lags episode

n-no bully pls, i can't take it

>Orlando City SC and Toronto FC
7:30PM EDT
Orlando > Toronto, Philadelphia, Sporting KC and Red Bulls.
We are going to crush them all!
If importation taxes were not that high I would buy a Kaká's jersey.

>[muffled gay pride in the distance]

>everyone hating because they want to be us.

>Dropping points to a Jermaine Jones-less Crapids
>lags

>Rogers not scoring on pride.
No pottery tonight.

>Not trading Rogers before releasing the Chic-fil-a statement
I guess there's always my imagination

#TableDontLie

This is like some elaborate ballet of bullshit!
Good! Good DOOP should be disappointed! I'm extremely disappointed! Everyone here should be disappointed! Philly should be disappointed in themselves! How could you let something like this happen? YOU GOT BEAT BY NYCFC!
There's nothing you can say. There is absolutely nothing you can have in response to this match other than extreme sadness and disappointment. Anyone who came here to see Philly should be leaving with their heads hanging and curses under their breath for everything that happened."

>business
How would you like your meme?

Tfw the good guys dont win

But Mormons are the only people that are going to heaven

Tfw its jesses fault

Great thread, senpai

>mls2