Waifu claiming thread: Smug Crew Thread
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun. Long dick style!
Shinoa claimed
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why must i do this to myself
rip my favorite meme :^(
I didn't expect Shinoa to be a filthy early baker.
Fine aswell, not doing much at the moment.
Maybe I'll sleep soon.
Mmm, I think she'll have to tell you this time, I won't say a thing!
>The collar needs a leash of course!
Of course it does, would be a shame not having one.
dont give me that face
These threads gotta start in a more interesting text, desu.
Because zu took zhem!
Zu don't have any on zither!
Premade bread.
Miho claimed
>Hugs
How's the game?
Besides being a corspman, being a technician doesn't sound to bad either. Doesn't matter for what though
Yay
I never admitted to that! I just said zu don't know i have any on!
Hello again
>smugs
My lovely waifu.
Hey Milinda
sorry about that
fun despite losing every game :p
I hope you sleep well when you leave, then. What time is it for you?
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Just in time for the new thread
Good morning everyone
Akiko claimed
Terribly sorry if I missed anything last night, be it requests or invites
Lets just say that I guess I did what you wanted. ;^)
Projectors and surround sound. :^)
I have been laying in 1 spot on my bed for an hour after finishing building a fence. A piece of plastic has dug it's way into my sweaty ass cheek and I am left with a permanent itch
I'm new to waifus. I'm also Mormon. Can I claim more than one waifu?
6:40AM.
Usual shitty sleeping schedule.
I'll prolly fall asleep in like 2 hours.
And thank you very much, I wish you the same.
Good morning Tracer.
>Lets just say that I guess I did what you wanted. ;^)
He won't have wifi until july, isn't that a shame?
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fish
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Claiming My casino win
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ive dont know that sounds not like something i would do
Well zen I'll just to check for myzelf!
W-what did I miss??
I'm going to steal someone's WiFi at this rate!
Milinda claim.
Kek I try. Signal is shit though.
How are you Shinoa?
I missed you too Shiro! I haven't been gone too long though. Kek
>Hugs
Hey Maki. Honestly kinda shitty.
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You wouldn't do it normally
>That's why it's fun.
Damn, that's early. Thanks.
>nice pic
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>I'm going to steal someone's WiFi at this rate!
It would be worth.
Obama Gollum claimed
Nor anything less
Morning peach demon. This is a smug thread. Now smug it up
Wew
Ya win some. Ya lose Some
Go to sleep dude. I'll take care of this for a few hours
How are you?
Fine. I see we have quite the few enlisted in thread. What made it so shitty?
fish
Hello shitbag
You want me to Kyoukofy a Tracer for you?
Morning Milli
How is life for you nowadays?
>20/20 waifu claimed
Could sleep for days edition (no chance)
How's e-body's night goin'?
Alright alright settle down. I'm obviously wearing underwear.
Ze are on my head.
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you win none you lose all ^-^ (end my life)
what is this?
Kek, is it movie night? Whatever it is sounds pretty chill.
Care to explain it a little?
Just the right amount.
You're about to make someone very happy.
fish
>okay
i mean ive never even like took a nude let alone that
Such a shame indeed
I suppose you'll have to wait and find out~
Am I doing it right?
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>Go to sleep dude. I'll take care of this for a few hours
Haha, don't worry, that's not the reason I'm not sleeping, I don't base my sleeping schedule on thread baking.
>yet
These are my usual sleep times!
Thanks for the bakes though, you and Karen do a good job when I'm not around.
>You want me to Kyoukofy a Tracer for you?
Nah, I don't think I would want Tracer.
I want the absolute cancer.
I want McKyouko.
>Such a shame indeed
It's gonna be some fun teasing for time being.
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>checked
Goeiemorgen Shinoa
Anything for those trips
Here you go
This is Mero right?
Good day Mirai
God, I fucking loved Mero
Suu and Mero best girls
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Nice face
Peaches. Guten Morgen
Mili! How are you?! Made it to Cali yet?
Another fortune cookie?
>McKyouko
Gross.
>Rattle rattle
It's a song from The Office.
fish
Tri force claimed
thanks hank
nice cherries
fucking adorable ^-^
nice, I stopped watching tv a long time ago :o
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Her arc was such bullshit... It could have been so much better.
One of the best characters, wasted.
>Suu and Mero best girls
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>chibi megane
I want to add that sticker to my gun. That way, it'd be easier to identify my body.
>Damn, that's early.
It is!
That's just what I'm used to though, sadly.
And nice pic aswell, that's probably one of my favourites of yours.
>Gross.
WOAH THERE
>rattle
i liked her route, what didn't you like about it user?
Yup, doing it.
But zhose are mine! Where are zours?
Cant you tell me?
>Nice lacy panties.
>No bully plz
Well then just go on omegle naked. And let people see you nude from the waist down. It may make you a Bit more comfortable being looked at.
Baby.rar claimed
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I would highly recommend it. My favorite TV show of all time.
That sucks, any reason for it?
It's a nice picture, I wish I had more kimono stuff.
>>No bully plz
Bullying you sounds like fun though.
>Yup, doing it.
As I said, totally worth it.
Nice trips.
Yeah there are quite a few. Wonder if any are here at Irwin now.... kek
My tank broke
Hey Akiko. It's fucking hot outside... got to 104° F today....
Mirai?!?! How are you? I missed you!
Most of it is morale stuff. Plus the weather, and my tank is broken. Lots of things. Trying to stay positive.
Hey! I'm at Cali now. Just finished my first full day out here. Hate it. Kek. Enough about me though, how are you?
Was worried about you friend...
Haha, it was written specifically for you.
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Pls no right clickarino.
stupid fucking McCree.
Uhh... I'll give you three guesses.
>Rattle rattle
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im not going to do that. that just sounds embarrassing
Claiming non lifting kid
Not okay
Kek. So how are you doing today, tomato?
I'll take a wild guess and say that fish I'd your favorite thing to say in thread?
Your circadian cycle is fucked? Plan on fixing it soon? And what are friends in thread for?
I like I like
Been a whole Mirai. Still in Houston? Cause it flooded again last week
>suu
>best girl
Yes
Who knows. Make some reference lol. And ok damn. Since Mirai is here, you should tell the guy about the steam thing
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Grade a waifu right here
>pat
[spoiler]"i take shit too literally and also childhood friends and also unfortunate car accident"[/spoiler]
Its like they weren't even trying
it's ok now kyle
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D-Does it?
Nope, bullying me wouldn't be fun, not at all, totally boring.
On zu.
In zour dresser.
In ze wash.
But Noone knows you there so you don't need to worry about being embarrassed.
Your just another person on the internet.
Arachne obviously best girl of the bunch.
>Shizuru
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Nah, just a YouTube night.
Oh ya it is.
I could, or I could wait and show you~
It's ok, he's gonna be nerfed soon.
I love his character to be honest and I love playing him.
But as it is now, I hate playing against him and he's basically cancer incarnate.
>That sucks, any reason for it?
Mostly some other friends living in different timezones or having terrible sleeping schedules aswell.
So to play/chat with them I kinda destroyed my normal sleeping routine.
Can't say I regret it though.
>It's a nice picture, I wish I had more kimono stuff.
It's really nice indeed!
>Your circadian cycle is fucked? Plan on fixing it soon?
It is!
I don't think it's gonna be fixed anytime soon though.
Not that I need to fix it at the moment
anyways.
>Nope, bullying me wouldn't be fun, not at all, totally boring.
Ohoh.
Maybe you actually enjoy that?
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hello
i know me though
8==Dcopter claimed
>Suu
>best girl
Those words should never go together.
>Arachne
Pretty good, but not best.
Ah, that's understandable. I wouldn't regret it either.
>Thanks
hello