ITT: Fucking disgusting vintage food

ITT: Fucking disgusting vintage food.
I can't be the only one with pictures of this crazy shit.

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i dont like spic's as it is not sure why they would of thought giving one a ham would make me like them.

what

keep posting

Gotchu fam

i'm loving your filenames, OP

what the hellmann?

Thanks, user

4 u opie

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>mayo on peanut butter
why

>Ham in aspic
>Ham in a spic

r/5050 normie

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>ham in aspic
Sounds like Mexican prison. The last place you'd wanna hear "Jesus loves you" is in the showers.

On a sorta related note I saw a commercial for spaghetti pie or some shit for olive garden, and it looks like it would fit perfectly here

I think I remember seeing this in an old Dr Who episode.

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That can't be real...

ham salad is the shit though. dont know what the green stuff is but damn I'll eat this shit right out of the can if I dont feel like making it into ham salad sandwiches.

How in the fuck did people eat this?

Moreover, how did the people who came up with this shit expect people to buy it?

actually, some creamy dongs sound mighty tasty, made with grapefruit hollandaise, the banana wrapped in a corn tortilla and fried chimichanga style.

Sometimes truth is stranger than fiction.
What are you made of?

I don't think it is bad enough, but still... what kind of stupid guido makes way too much spaghetti and then needs a leftover recipe to use it?

Goddammit; I'm white, and even all I could think was, "fucking white people"

>what are you made of
I guess its probably mechanically separated pork.
I love all the classic processed meat products this glorious land has to offer.

Some people eat straight up rotten fish to this day.
the fuck

human progress is an ongoing effort

one on the right looks good as fuck though. thats just shrimps with green olives for a party.

>bacon pudding
damn those retro fuckers had the right idea
these days youd be called an islamophobe and sued for racism

Ham, Banana, Hollindaise... all it needs is some crunch and we got some good shit going on.

No wonder men started cooking for themselves and became chefs. These abominations were obviously invented by disgruntled housewives.

filename/10

I would eat this

op's favorite dinner

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jesus fuck.

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I'm intrigued. Could this be good? I love eggs Benedict, I'll try this sometime

AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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dont do this to yourself. I have a better suggestion if you like eggs benedict. next time your at a diner ask for corned beef hash benedict.

The 70s was a magical time. People were transitioning from weed and LSD to cocaine, and food was some fever dream shit.

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what the fuck is that white shit with the metal caps

salt and pepper shakers?

This is the kinda shit you see people with food stamps doing

kek

The bacon one doesn't look half bad.

>hurr durr america was great before

shit looks like some sort of sexual torture device

>peanut butter, mayonaise, pickles, and bacon
>not half bad
You're right.
It's completely fucking bad.

Check /ck/

no it's not your mom

Holy shit dude I love gore threads and live surgeries, but this is making me actually sick

It doesn't, but butter on peanut butter? That's ungodly

That made me laugh and I didn't even read the original comment

It's not butter mate that's fuckin mayo

Will do

Can you imagine being a man of that time and coming home to find your wife had made this for supper? That's a one way ticket to a disciplinary savage beating

That's even worse.

I just realized the top right one is supposed to look like a snowman with a hat.

That's the fucking point!!! It's horrendous!!! What the fuck was wrong with Cold War era Americans???

THE FUTURE IS COMING

AND IT IS JELLO

It's pausenbrot. Not a sandwich.

Gelatin.

That was definitely the past, jello is shit
Thank god I live now and not in that fucked up era of food

Spam still exist.

>tons of wartime industry geared towards packaging and preserving food for soldiers
>gets retooled for civillian food post-war
>ad agencies convince people it's a good idea to eat these things

OPs don't have moms, we're ass babies birthed by smelly, fat gay men.

Everyone was adventurous in that time.

Should I try it Sup Forums

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quints mean do it faggot

Filthy Frankaroni.

You got quads so yes.
Also checked

My gf just made me this bountiful feast

Stay jelly neckbeards

That's not real bacon
But fuck it dude quads demands it

quads do it fagget

Godspeed, brave user.

We will remember you in song and verse.

if your wife has to make shit like is shown in this thread, its because you aren't giving her enough money.

the whole point of all these recipes, is super-low budget foods and materials, and the "attempt" to atleast make something "nice" out of them once in awhile.

its really quite sad.

I think you have to now user

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DO IT

>roll
>what I assume is an egg roll
>a whole corn cob
>burnt chicken
>is that rice and ketchup?

Break up with your girlfriend

Why were they so obsessed with bananas? Sup Forums wasn't a thing back then.

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your gf took the least mouldy crap from your fridge and microwaved it. get a new gf.

holy kek is it habbening?

Do it fag

You're a fucking madman.

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