/hoc/

actual hockey discussion edition.

no memes allowed

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beanis

first for Guy

if panarin is so good then how come he can't he don't have no cups : /

no memes only hockey discussion

>bulju :D

sportsclip.xyz/nhl-awards

posted in the other thread
best quality i could find unfortunately

too many ads, cant even open

Guy would make a great Bond villain.

>indeterminable ethnic background
>accent
>stylish
>scar on face
>gets crazy
>ruthless, only cares about the final result

Kane going full buttcheek clench

>not having ublock or adblocker

>winning an award with another team's jersey on it

>I'd like to thank my lawyers

...

onhockey.tv has a decent stream

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>panarin

Toronto - Matthews

Winnipeg - Laine

Columbus - Puljujarvi

Edmonton - Tkachuk

Vancouver - Sergachev

Calgary - Dubois

Buffalo - Nylander

Montreal - Keller

Colorado - Brown

New Jersey - Juolevi

Ottawa - Chycrun

Carolina - Bellows

Boston - McAvoy

Minnesota - Bean

>teenagers that post on twitter are retards
what else is new?

>DUDE HOW CAN YOU HAVE HOCKEY WITH NO SNOW LMAO HOW CAN THAT HAPPEN DUDE THE PANTHERS ARE FUCKING GAY WON'T QUALIFY LOL

>WELL MY PREDICTION MIKE FOR THE 6TH YEAR RUNNING IS THE RED WINGS, THE BIG BAD BRUINS OR THE BLACKHAWKS WILL TAKE IT ALL HOME THIS YEAR

NHL """"insiders""""

Kek

>Minnesota - Bean
>Bean

lolmao you cant make this SHIT UP

Please cuck Jarmo into trading 3rd. I dont want to see pulju die inside

>into the trash it goes

holy fuck he's emaciated now

>DRAFT KINGS
holy fuk team name confirmed

LAS VEGAS DRAFT KINGS™

KEK

I knew Panarin was gonna take it, but I'm still surprisingly buttblasted. McDavid challenging for the Calder was all us Coiler fans had keeping us going since the trade deadline.

Holy shit trash man let himself go

sweeney will throw that pick away for shatt. benning will draft logan brown.

you live in a universe where JR is considered the best general manager in the league

This nigga shorter than Teller oh my lord

Alright fampais, let's get some predictions for Vegas

>first GM
>first coach
>first captain
>number of games to first win
>team that first win is against
>rank out of 31 teams in their first year
>first year they make the playoffs

>Rutherford
Okay

yeah he did looks like a starving slobak now

>i'm okay with this
it pretty much always go to the team that wins the cup anyway

Mcbust fags btfo

JOM FUCKING RUTHERFOD HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH

rip Arizona

Are you assuming buffalo is getting the yotes pick?

you're pretty much completely wrong

>93
>canadian hockey knowledge

>this asspain

>no Doc Emryk
>kid from SASKATOON

what a fucking disgrace

Kathryn Tappen? More like Kathryn TAPpen if you know what I mean!

DIABETES

durrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

you're retarded

no worries. they don't want lips either.

>STILL this mad

jääägr

YAGR

J A G R
A
G
R

>dupwhee
>le can't talk midget

jagr should win this every year

JAGR
A
G
R

L M F A O
M
F
A
O

WINS AWARD FOR DEDICATION TO HOCKEY
DOESN'T SHOW UP FOR LEAGUE EVENT

>not wanting pulju to win it all in columbus

>The GM who wins the cup gets the award.
Mike Gillis got it in 2010-2011 and lost the Stanley Cup.

>Jagr's dad will die in your lifetime

;_;

he's probably working out right now

or gambling

So will Datsyuk be a rookie be next season in the KHL?
:^)

>yfw Jagr surpasses Messier in points next year

What's the biggest player that Las Vegas is gonna meme?

>yfw the reason messier keeps calling McDavid is because he wants him to knee Jagr and end his career

Kek

Just a reminder that He's (May Norris Be Upon Him) Due

Jagr

>people unironically dont know anything

>implying 80 year old Datsyuk would be the best player in any league today

anyone else think its funny how everybody on /hoc/ hates slovakia

hes done

We all know what he's doing right now

no because he already played a season in the khl

>all these people who can't pronounce jaromír jágr

>unfortunately, jaromir couldn't make it tonight... but here he is on video call, brought to you by Skype!

[jags lounged with his feet floating in a hot tub, a platinum blonde teenage girl pulls a cigar out from between his lips and stashes it between her bulbous tits] Hello everyone, it your friends Jaromir here. I am so happy to be receiving dis reward. Dis my friend, Anya, she say hello. I am so happy playing hockey in the NHL :D Your dreams could come true! Good night everyone!

>bleuzoid with a picture of a buffalo sabres smuk
which one of you faggots

>this is what butthurt americunts believe

I realize that, I was being facetious.

>torts
>torts
>torts
>1
>kongs (already meme magic'd)
>1
>this season, cup win

You're expecting too much from Americans

Is Mark Messier gonna tell me to race mix because he's such a great leader?

true t b h

Hahaha. I love him so much

you mean next year, faggot

when messier finally croaks hopefully they'll rename it to joe thornton award

>this buttmad Slovak

wew, your inferiority complex is staggering

MCMEME BTFO

Which team is the Pikachu of the NHL? That is to say a team that most people can identify, even if they don't know anything about hockey?

good one

>kikel

>this buttmad americlap
Your hatred for Slavs and Finns is astonishing

>oh shit weber never won a Norris
>let's give him the messier award

So that's why Doughty is winning tonight

Mighty Ducks

Red Wings

weber finally won

and it's one of the pity trophies

Red Wings

Blackhawks. Not the most popular, but since they've won a couple of cups and a bandwagon, they're probably much more recognizable than the most popular because of the Canadian factor.

>she actually thinks it's one person

Don't give him yous, m8. He thrives off of harassing Slovaks.
>t. Czech

>rags

Rangers