What would Sup Forums do to my friend?

What would Sup Forums do to my friend?

A less ridiculous haircut

*Snort*
>Friend

nice gurl OP - i think she's a bad girl right?

what would ya do to ma girl?

Yeah seriously, fuck that haircut. I would stylize her hair nicely.

I'd tell her to clean her bathroom up, that shits a mess!

samefag

>go to a same social event she attends
>talk to her and pretend to care about shit
>get her phone number
>text her the next day saying hey this is user, what's up?
>proceed to text for a few days
>on day 3-5 ask her on a date
>go on a date
>kiss on first date
>go on few more dates
>fuck by date 5
>anal by date 7
>bondage anal by date 10
That's how it's done lads

Eat her ass

i'm not OP bro

You're OP.

Lol do you only have her instagram pics or actual win. I legit know the girl

16yo retard

I feel inspired.

Shut up, op

Taylor w?

sit in lap & squeeze her until she makes little noises

Why do you keep posting these, how many does it take to get your old limp dick up?
Just go rp in a chatroom.

dat neckbeard fedorafaggot will never forgive her for dumping him in high school.

>Sup Forums, the Perfect Place For Your Revenge

rape the wrinkles on her fivehead

Ride the fuckin box off her

Yeah it's either this or someone pretending to be an "attractive" girl, given the amount of threads I'd bet on the latter.
Just a sad perv looking for dirty talk.

biggest meow-butt

I would devour her soul in exchange for any worldly desire she may have

Offer to take the photo for her, twisting like that looks uncomfortable

>mexican guy in the background actually making the world work
>illuminati confirmed