Name a funnier and sexier chick.
>you cant
Name a funnier and sexier chick.
>you cant
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10/10 would smash her fucking face in
with my cock
no one cares wizardkin
with jizz
Jesus Tittyfucking Christ. How about Tina Fey or even Anna Faris? Are you even trying you fucking loser?
She looks like proper US White Trash
literal goddess
So how does she pay you to keep posting this crap everyday?
Riki Lindholm. She always doesn't steal jokes or constantly tell female comedians how much of a feminist she is.
Nikki Glazier
tina fey, amy poehler, aisha tyler, shelby fero, janet varney, etc. etc.
not that schumer isnt slightly funny and sexy
Fuck right off mate. Her face is fat but shes not fat?! Also she steals her jokes, which are shit.
sarah silverman
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>everyday
I would cum on her face because it's obviously a dumpster.
Wendy Harmer
sorry should have included a pic of Wendy
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keep your ugly chicks out this sex bomb thread
kek. ausfag detected
she's pretty funny. samantha bee isn't bad too.
She's a fucking hound.
Amy Schumer's getting her fair share of nuts
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Fucking gag.
har di har di haaarrrr not even gonna post a bait pic, if you're not gonna make an effort why should I?
She looks like a christmas ham that was stung by to many bees.
hello possums
i dont follow?
Sarah Silverman.
I don't know if she's funnier, but she's sure smarter.
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Why does she keep playing the victim card?
i'm australian and i cannot figure out how dame edna is a big deal. the act is about as funny as a car accident and the jokes are about as old as fucking stonehenge
Because it works.
is it too much to give her body-positive compliments? like is that asking so much? she IS the victim, people treat her like SHIT.
She looks like the weird fucking friend that you spend time with listening to her problems while your friends are nailing her normal looking friends
I know you don't get out alot.
However I work at an ad firm in LA. Work/party with celebrities all the time.
Amy is a fucking land whale in oerson, and her idea of socially funny is cheap sarcasm. Sure her work is decent but she is dreeeeeadful in person.
Actually hot and funny women. I.e. genuinely funny not stand up routine funny
Olivia Munn
Olivia Wilde
Susan Sarandon
That chick from that 70s show the redhead
Also Jennifer Lawrence had me rolling at charity event. She was making jokes about what it's like to accidentally send dick pics to your mom, boss, and girlfriends friends on accident in response to the fappening.
Good choice mate
billionaire for the win
So she's a tumblrina?
so...about as funny as cliche's like 'funny as a car accident' and as 'old as stonehenge'
She's hot
Maria Bamford.
She's not.
Smack the Pony - google it, then watch it. Not only is the humour sharper and funnier than that fucking hogs despite being nearly ten years old, and each one of them is hotter than her in their own way too.
Also forgot to mention Katy Perry she's alot of fun in person too.
come on man, her entire routine is pretty much a dude dressed as a woman. boring.
Name a chick that's actually funny and sexy.
Dude
>Natasha Leggero
>Esther Povitsky
Both are very funny women and I want to put my dick in both. Hang on I'll make a whole list of all the funny and hot women
your mom
Tyler Perry.
Dame Edna was only ever funny, like all drag acts, because we were in on it - CLEARLY an elderly aussie gent in a frock is fucking hilarious, and should be laughed at. But now we live in a world where pointing and laughing at an elderly australian transvestite in the street could get you arrested for a hate crime. 30 years ago, it was so funny you wankers managed to make money exporting how funny it was... Think about that for a minute.
Pretty sure he was the first one to do it. May seem orignal now, but but she was the OG
Doon Philips. Easy.
If that's what you call sexy and funny. Still a technically correct answer.
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I know right? I love Adele!
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ive always wanted to bang that one on the scooter
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eww
i just don't think its that funny. i don't think today's society has anything to do with it.
ho god the abdominal roll of fat has more volume than her tits
Funnier. And sexier. Jewier too.
Riki Lindhome
Nikki Glaser
Aisha Tyler
Maria Bamford
Yes especially with that whiny kid voice
Yeah, there's something about that fucking smile, isn't there? She looks meek, but she'd throw you around the room like a fucking rag doll, I reckon... Ideal.
so much this
plus, she'll be a billionaire when daddy kicks
if you dont want to bang this babe im afraid your gay
Yep, because in todays society ridicule is no longer allowed, unless you're ridiculing the far right. The left has it sewn up that way, because you know who IS allowed to laugh at transvestites? Faggots. Go to any gay-friendly bar in Soho and eventually you will be entertained by an elderly gentlemen wearing a frock, telling jokes that would make a fucking gunnery sergeant blush.
Todays society is a fucking mess. More people need to be laughed at when they do ridiculous shit, trust me.
My gay what?
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definitely the smile, well noted.
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your gay dad
Mah nigga!
May gay dad what?
Doon Phillips would still get a fucking good seeing too, mind you - she got that tall, capable, MILF thing going on.
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is gay lol
Women =/= funny
None of them are, they try but fail to be hilarious. Only time they are is by accident like falling on ass.
Kate Micucci
Lucille Ball
Laura Kightlinger
Wendy Liebman
Lisa Lampanelli
Ellen DeGeneres in the '80's
can't tell if this is ironic. I love Melissa McCarthy. I think she's hilarious. I won't see the new Ghostbusters movie and Mike & Molly was shit, but I think she kills it on SNL and I enjoy most of the movies she's in.
Have some JLD cleavage from Seinfeld:
youtube.com
Natasha Leggero
Have you watched Lady Dynamite? It's amazing.
Alvin!
This pig is ugly as fuck and not even that funny. Stop shilling.
Tina Fey
Fuck dude her kind of butcher face makes me want to cum all over it
She looks like a fucking umpa lumpa
that's a dude with tits OP.
Even her side boob is fucking gross
get some taste Sup Forumsro
What a pudgeball.
Lauren Southern
>pudgeball
your virgin is showing
saved
>funny
her voice sounds like a dying cat