What do you guys use to wank with

What do you guys use to wank with

Nothing. I’m going in dry.

Usually my left hand.

with your GF

> implying you have a GF

my sisters mouth

hand

This

My right hand.

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My pre-cum and occasionally saliva are enough to moist it up.

I envy you

Moniter ing

My hand and forskin no lube needed cutfags

FUCK YOU YOU PIECE OF SHIT

my greasy palms

>not using right hand

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Pic related

Same.

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sponge, cup, and a glove
shits great

Unmutilated master race

the tears of my enemies

Lmao sliced up retards, modern man needs no lube.

I'm going to go eay off topic here, does anybody noe anu good hair wax or pomade that uses pig products as its base i stead of bees wax? It's to annou a local muslim haircutter.

>pic related
thank me later

dapper dan

Don't need any lube because my dick isn't mutilated

Modern man?

What like, faggots?

A real man needs lube. A vagina, right on my dick.

Obviously you are autistic and don't really "think" before you "speak", so I'll just call you a faggot and say, have a good day man, it gets better.

My hand, you fucking jews!.

>Not using your left hand
>Not pretending it's your retarded cousin

yo mama

Both hands.
The up and down and rotation fucking turn a 5/10 situation into a 7/10 one.

This you disgusting cripples

JLUBE MASTER RACE
>Not being able to make 10 gallons of lube at a moments notice
>current amount of porn on internet

The blood and tears from my enemies

Get out

You sound like a I've a cut subspecies of Man, enjoy not having all you manhood intact

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>What do you guys use to wank with
hell i don't know, my fucking hand?

My hand and my dick. I don't have a mutilated jewpecker.

Grool & fingers... sometimes my glass dildo... very rarely a vibe

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Nothing, I wasn't mutilated by my own parents as a child, so my dick is self-lubricating.

Heavy Duty
this shit is slick...

>implying only ones to use lub are cutfags.

using lub is mostly a murican thing. Doesnt matter if ur cut or no

oh, that's what they were talking about. so u guys actually have to buy some shit just to masturbate? jesus

your mum's vagina

I am not a jew so my healthy penis self-lubricates.

i can confirm any of these work like a charm.
>Feels delish

ha I used to use canola oil when I was a kid, then I found WET then astroglide.

and smells like old cheese

My girlfriend's sister's face cream.

Maybe for someone like you who does not shower or bath but for most the master race that's not an issue

My hand. I use my hand.

My girlfriends vagina, who I wouldn't have if she saw my penis wearing a turtleneck the first time I pulled my pants down

Nothing, I'm not a circumcised jew

jew slave detected

mah skills

Finally a vapor-bro. I'm telling you, this shit isn't like Bengay or IcyHot that will be straight up painful, vaporub and some baby oil for viscosity is amazing. It's a sensation, especially when I nut that is so much better than sex with other women I don't bother anymore.

>is so much better than sex

i never heard/read about adding baby oil to it tho.
But heard u putting some salt in it also feels good. U done that one?

You motherfucker I used this shit once and my dick burned like a bitch had 1st degree burns for 3 weeks.

>cant beat off without cream
>defending his mutilated genitals
merica

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if dubs, u fap with honey

roll

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Best lube ever

my Penis

Fucking kek

Smells like dat 16 year old you fucked back in the day

Who the fuck are you even talking to? You know what never mind I actually don't fucking care.

Doritos dust

Panda tears

Coconut oil

Uh, what is that warning on the bottom left there?

I used my left hand so often, my retarded cousin is now more skilled than my sister.

Saliva

>is an asian product
>says aloma

piss n precum

>Fap using porn from the internet so often left hand is now go-to for fapping

mein negro

What would happen if you put some on your dick, then fucked someone?

I'm cut but the doc did a good job so I used what is left of my foreskin.

Hell yeah

this nigga gets it

its the best

Cocos butter, smells like bounty

Bad Dragon cumlube

my hand.

The corpse stored in the freezer in my basement.

I have my foreskin I dont need lube just
stroke my foreskin there is a thin disgustin layer of urine between dick and foreskin which is the perfect lubricant

enjoy the aids

Saliva, pre-cum and pornography

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>4skin master race

I'm uncut but using lube feels much better.

finally another balm bro, ill be balming off tonight