Please post cute autistic Messi
Please post cute autistic Messi
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Holy shit this is the greatest thing ever.
No wonder he acts so fucking weird if this is how people act towards him.
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I fucking love this. Thank you Croatia without a crest on its flag.
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I love Angry Messi desu
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What did he mean by this?
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>This kills the Messi
>see the dude falling
>do the same for no reason
Mimic autism.
what is the context of this gif? is he trolling someone?
Try that move sometime, it's amazingly relaxing if you've been exercising
The roll gives you a rush of blood to the head and then you're suddenly flat on your back and you feel like passing out for a moment, then you just lie there all peaceful like.
Almost like you just ejaculated or something
holy shit,look at that smug motherfucker
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rolling
>thinken of fast
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Messi looks like the guy you would love to be friends with
obligatory
>That last one
damn..
JUST MESSI MY SHIT UP F4M
more messi
That's from True Detective, chile-bro
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youtube.com
so naive so young
exactly
24/7
same shit happens to Ronaldo too:
news.nationalpost.com
why is he both so manly, great as a footballer and goofy?
wtf?
he's an artist?! that actually makes so much sense
All those watches wtf?
fitbit shit for the team?
I don't know for sure but seeing the file name I bet it's just a guy doing a matte painting for Star Wars.
apparently he was a cocky cunt as child and after yers of discrimination in spain he became the litle goof it's today
/r/ting this pic but unshopped
cuz he doesn't have to pretend to be someone he isn't
lmao
i want to hug messi now
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wonder if he ever got that shirt.
Lmao
>reading article
>fans name is Ronaldo
>"lol I wonder what the lawyers name is"
>Ronald.... fucking Ronald!
It's the guy who made the backgrounds in the original star war movies
That photo and the whole Messi thing became a meme in spic websites like a year ago
I can actually believe that Messi would paint some calm shit in his free time.
It's a big step up from Maradona hobbies that's for sure.
Also
>tfw you'll never have cool friends who work with animatronics, matte paintings, models and CGI so you could direct your own SF adventure
Just kill me pls
>as if you wouldn't want to be doing rails the size of your arm and banging models 3 at a time.
Do you even 80s?
do you thinnk he grown up the whole playstation thingy?
I'd rather use some recreational drugs from time to time, not everyday and make passionate love to one woman I care about.
Also, keep my shape so when I'm 50 I'm not obese motherfucker with brain damage on a verge of hearth attack.
He grown up all of it.
>Ywn feed Messi typical Dutch candies to nibble on before a big match
>you can actually see autism in his eyes
Cristiano Ronaldo is Batman, Messi is Superman
I don't know if it's just me, but to me Messi looks like Crash Bandicoot.
i dont know why but my brain is trying to convince me that you are right
Haha. Congrats on making it to the finals again.
Back to readit plz haha
Apparently his team needed to score in the last minutes so when the other guy dive to make time, he feels so frustrated that he just drops, but he's so autistic that he had to do a roll.
Never been. Just congratulating my fellow sudacabro
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Requesting messi going full alpha roid rage and choking the black guy
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the hunchback pose and body proportions
>me hago bolita
> you will neve make messi kek
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>Arginigger calling others spic
Kek
m8 do you even understand what that word means?
Wtf no way
>mfw sitting at the reject's table
I would have the same reaction sitting next to Alba and Pinto desu
Pinto has always been Messi best friend at Barcelona
>We didn't get to really know Lionel Messi.
>Spekkie
Fucking hell. I guess even autists get lucky once in a while if they can play well.
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>why do they have to speak Catalan all the time?
>I wish Aguero was here
BASED
its a pineapple, get it right newfig
That sound too similar to The Conspiracy against the human race.
Damn he got crazy foot game.
I want to take acid with Messi
this is fucking gold
cech cosplay
He looks more like that guy in your friends group who only talks when spoken to.
really makes you think
Pinto was Messi's best friend at Barca before they let his contract expire.
>Messi viaja en pija
kekd audibly
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i understood everything except the last 2 words what do they mean
That's actually pretty cute, I bet Pinto patted him on his head and caressed it from time to time because of their height and age difference :3
He seems so happy
he's really cute :3
the guy that made the first season of true detective was a big ligotti/lovecraft fan
Imagine how soft he must be to the touch, how squishy he is, you can tell just by looking at a picture.
Wait till he hits puberty
>He looks more like that guy in your friends group who only talks when spoken to.
literally me
when do you talk? I never got this. I only talk out of turn if they are close friends. If they're a new group of friends, I find it impossible to get a word in sometimes
>tfw you won't join Messi at Disney World after Argentina wins the Copa
Last one means dick.
>Flying hotel: find about the world's biggest aircraft in which Messi travels dick out.
pijama
pija=dick