What's Sup Forums's biggest secret?

What's Sup Forums's biggest secret?

>be me
>aged 7
>trying to sleep
>new baby brother crying in room next door
>parents not doing shit
>Idea!
>put pillow over his face to silence his crying
>hey it worked!
>go back to bed
>wake up to my mother's screams
>they still think it was SIDS.

Omg that thread was gold.

>me age 5
>live in duplex
>cousin lives in apartment next to me
>shes a horney 13 year old girl
>once in hallway between apartments she pulls my pants down and instantly starts sucking my little 5 year old dick
>Even till this day she acts like nothing happend

That thread lasted all day!

>Flew to America
>Fucked a married Filipina Ladyboy
>No ragrats.

>be 13
>found parents sex tape
>fapped to it

Caught my female boss flicking the bean in the office. The wife thinks I'm cheating with the boss which I'm not, but I might just ask the boss to fuck, since, if she thinks, then why not do?

What does Sup Forums think?

One time I found 5000 cash in my garage and I took it and bought trading cards and gambled

I focus on the guy's dick when watching porn

The most believable one so far.

get a pic of her doing it, black mail and youll have her in your fingers like a puppet forever

i fap to my sisters nudes on occasion

Care to share?

Sup Forums's biggest secret

The mods are all pedos and perverts and work for the FBI.

Sometimes when I'm really depressed I think how cool it would be to join the YPG and fight against ISIS. Then my life might have meaning, but then I get high, masturbate and say "fuck that shit".

nah if i had nothing going for me i would share but i don't need Sup Forums to see my sister

>The mods are all pedos and perverts and work for the FBI.

Dude, EVERYONE knows Sup Forums is run by the FBI

I'm insecure and seek the validation of others even though I act like an asshole and probably deserve everything I get

Once I tried to make a meme of a guy.
But as it turns out,
Pubs or no
meme.

I created the world's rarest pepe

I secretly quit college 2 years ago and everybody (family,friends w/e) thinks i am graduating this month.
Im going to rejoin next year tho.

Also i think i probably have , manic depression , borderline or some shit.
Because i just can't stop lying about my life , i am either really happy or hate everybody , extremely paranoid about people and crave attention.
The only people i am consistently honest with is you faggots who read this.

And lastly thanks to you guys (reading bullshit since 10 years or so) i am constantly balancing between hating humankind or being happy that i am not as pathetic as some.

Everything online is run by the FBI at this point dude. They can just use their database and fuck you for something you did 5 years ago. I swear that's how they'll get the next big criminal. Like tax evasion with al Capone except with CP

I masturbated while viewing 'A Serbian Film', multiple times. The rape scene in 'Irreversible' also did it for me, so much that I ended up watching it 4 times in a row, achieving orgasm each time (mostly during the violence, not so much the forced intercourse).

I'm absolutely fascinated by everything we human beings do, good, evil, sadistic, benevolent ... it's all the same to me.

I suppose my biggest secret is that I can be aroused by literally anything, and I enjoy it. A lot.

>except with CP

Stop looking at CP !!!

>be me 13yo
>babysitting 1yo baby sis
>get jar of peanut butter
>slather peanut butter on choad
>have allergic reaction and have to go to hospital

top kek

I used to be blue pilled as fuck, and even tried cuckolding with my QT ex gf....It did devolve to us looking for BBC, it scared the crap out of me when she was fucked without a condom or BC, thank god she didnt get preggo. She didnt seem to mind , but it bothered me, i dumped her never took the blue pill again after seeing the SJW bs...

We feel the same way - so we understand, without being able to help though, we are here after all.

Let's build a submarine and just say bye noobs.

U still feel guilty?

Here you go user, enjoy.

Not really. I was 7. I didn't know any better.

I don't like people, I feel uncomfortable around them, even if they call me their "best friend"
I tulpaforce, lucid dream and deal with metahphysics
My long term life goal is to slip into a coma(self induced, through the sheer force of will during the sleep, which is theoretically possible) or successfully OOBE the fuck out of this world

You knew better, you could have easily chose to go wake your parents up and make them aware of your younger brother. You chose to instead silence him yourself, regardless of consequence.

I doubt you were able to appreciate the consequence of what you'd done until it was actually done but you definitely "knew better".

Unless of course ... you're retarded. In which case I apologize.

>big secrets = schizophrenia

>tfw you only fap to creep and Facebook fap threads
>Sup Forums's dirty little secret

You're too dumb to chill

I fap to shemales and sometimes I pee in the shower. Oh the shame..

Looks like we need to patch the wall again. Schizophreni/x/ are slipping through

>3 years ago
>16
>going to the beach with mother,mother's friend and her son
>Son is bi,also 16
>In the afternoon
>We're alone playing ps3
>He starts to say sexual things and questions
>He asks about my dick lenght
>Me,a little bit scared,continue playing
>Later,they arrive at home

And nowadays I regret not fucking that boy or at least getting a suck.

So your secret is that you're gay?

>me age 19
>neighbors wont stop fighting
>their dog gets out and bites people constantly
>bought some antifreeze
>ground hamburger
>fed dog
A few hours later
>screaming coming from next door
>dog is convulsing on floor so loud i can hear it
>call police about animal abuse from a pay phone
>stay with friend for weekend
They were gone on monday. Their stuff still in the house and everything. Lived there for 6more months and they never came back. Dont feel bad at all. Fuck heroin addicts.

True, but just because he "knew better" doesn't mean he would feel guilt for his actions.

Yes

Did you jizz in the burger?

>I masturbated while viewing 'A Serbian Film', multiple times.
Yeh, same

I am Groot.

Fuck you for making me smile.

>be me
>10 years ago
>be 11 or 12
>joins Sup Forums
>finds out what masturbation is
>is straight first
>changes his sexuality to Gay
>ask friend to sleepover
>I asks him few questions
>I was acting like bi
>I convinced him so I can suck his dick
>omgihaveweinerinmymouth.jpg
>he feels uncomfortable
>we go to sleep
>never spoked about it again
>we work in same place now

I fap to this girl

(snapchat: xxjade_hicksxx)

credit to female friend for getting her sc go wild idc

/thread

will you fuck off posting this girl already jesus christ noone cares

doesn't even look like grill