Anybody here on house arrest?

anybody here on house arrest?

City finally agreed i dont have to go to jail so im leaving for the courthouse in an hour to sign the papers.

Wondering if im gonna be put on it TODAY, how comfortable is it, what to expect, all that jazz

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So they called you and told you you're going on house arresst? Stop making shit up faggot

bump because i dont have to go to jail

pic not related but i fucking love that picture

lol i have a lawyer you retard. he just got done talking to the county and the city and they both agreed so he gave me a call you worthless faggot

Because that makes no sense......Normally you don't know the outcome until the court date. If what you're saying happened to everyone then there'd be alot of no shows.

dude you clearly have no idea how the court system or making a deal with the prsecutor work so just shut the fuck up already god damnit im not fucking lying


look at what you made me post

You sound like a mega pussy probably got caught jerking on girls in public? Oh no you uploaded that pic good thing I'm not 12

Lawyer here. He's absolutely right, the defense attorney can reach a deal with the prosecutor ahead of the court date. In fact, it's 99% better that you do, rather than try to hash that shit out while the prosecutor is busy with the assload of other cases he has to handle that morning.

>house arrest?

What did you do?

>Lawyer here.

thank you

except for you still posted so you are the pussy faggot who is afraid his mum will die

me and my ex got into a fight and it got physical. tried getting me for felony strangulation. Getting misdemeanor domestic abuse/violence im not sure

so basically im fucked

dont feed the troll OP,
tell us what u did to deserve to be punished like a 12 year old

Well thats a samefag if I've ever seen one

Figured as much you fucking pussy. You seem like a a complete autist wouldn't surprise me it was your mom you strangled

oh shit, fascism

Ah ok, so you're a pussy who beats women that don't want him. Is your name Chad, Achmed or Tyrone?

nope, im 860 and 435

sure smells like summer in here

why did u guise fight?

i was actually breaking up with her and she wouldnt leave. she never worked and i got sick of supporting her. i was drunk, im not proud of it.

You know the first thing that con will do when he get's out is impregnate that sheboon.
The second thing he does is going out and committing some crime, as though knocking that fat darkie up wasn't crime enough

Ya right faggot, felony strangulation? Good thing you didn't get time faggot

As someone who's been to court (court martial, special) this is accurate usually you break a deal weeks before you even show up to court

yep, i know. im very lucky. im just glad i have that toxic person out of my life. they are the only person that ever made me get so angry. basically used me for my money and drugs.

Damn bro, you can't own guns anymore

You black?

im not getting a felony. are you sure? either way thats fine i just want to move to california and grow pot

no. white.

Are you guys sexists? aren't men and women equal?

hey lawyer, will i be put on house arrest TODAY? how long does that take. someone told me i can even go places i just have to call my po first

>aren't men and women equal?

No. Men and women have equal rights.

>aren't men and women equal?
Kek

obviously not faggot I like roughing up a bitch as well but if she called the cops on you then you fucked up

...

Felonies OR domestic violence misdemeanors. I got court martialed and technically have a misdemeanor although it only shows up on federal background checks, so for all other legal purposes and normal jobs, i'm clean as a Mexican floor.

>Men and women have equal rights.

So why, then, if OP was the one strangled by her, and he called the police, he would still be the one arrested and she would get off scot free?

That wouldn't happen if the girl looked fine and the guy had strangle marks the girl would be going to jail

Damn op
Hope you have enough weed and video games to keep yourself occupied.

Fuck off pls

Actually, no. Because of the "violence against women act" anytime there is a domestic dispute the male is automatically considered at fault and arrested.

Read this: avoiceformen.com/mens-rights/domestic-violence-industry/when-a-girl-hits-you/

Wow you cited a link from a men's right website, just kill yourself. You watch too much TV the cops aren't required to take anyone to jail but I won't deny the women usually gets better treatment,

You could atleast read it.

"“I don’t know what to tell you, man” he confided. “We don’t like doing these things, but our hands are tied. We have to look at who is the primary aggressor.”

Stop Violence Against Women aggregated legal writings and produced a list of determining factors for the primary aggressor. Below is a portion of the list:

⁃ The height and weight of the parties

⁃ Which party has the potential to seriously injure the other party

⁃ Whether a party has a fearful demeanor

⁃ Whether a party has a controlling demeanor

Like most men, I am taller and heavier than my wife. I’m a Marine veteran with combat training. Studies have shown that gender (either biologically or by social framework) plays a role in being fearful. Women are more likely to report being afraid[1].

In 2006, the spokesman for the New York Mass Transit Authority, Gene Sansone said, “a lot of psychologists agree that people are more receptive to orders from men.”[2] Of the full list of 12 criteria to consider, it seems unlikely the man in any situation wouldn’t have at least these four lined up against him from the moment the police start looking at the evidence. Another third of the list involve prior histories, and the final few ask the officers to weigh the injuries of both.

The two officers escorting me to and from the hospital and then to central booking didn’t have any advice when I asked what I should have done. “Sorry, man.”

They never took photographs of the side of my face."

Again you're citing a quote from some butthurt mens right activist. That act makes sense in certain situations for example if you weigh 250 pounds and your wife weighs 100 the cops will have a hard time beliveing she was threatening your life. If that did happen then you're a giant pussy and deserve jail time anyway

Fuck off troll faggot.

op here

can i get a job?

can i go to school?

i do say, im excited for mummy to bring me tendies

>⁃ The height and weight of the parties
>⁃ Which party has the potential to seriously injure the other party
>⁃ Whether a party has a fearful demeanor
>⁃ Whether a party has a controlling demeanor

All these are realistic things to take into account. If you weigh 250 and your wife is 100 can you seriously say you feared for you life?

It actually happened though, you can look up the records.
Then what do you do? Say you're 250lbs and your wife comes at you with a baseball bat.

Do you stand there and get hit? Run away out of your own house?

Grab her arms and hold her back? If you do this, it's going to be hard to explain why she has handprints / bruises on her arms and you have nothing on you. Of course she say you're lying about her assaulting you.

Well you can't fight back, so yes...? Your options are either get fucked up, or run, basically.

also see

Safe

nigga

Run or beat up the women who is clearly weaker than you? The answer is obvious. If you're dating a crazy bitch who threatens to kill you then that's your problem honestly, you can't just expect the cops to fix your relationship problems for you.

If she hit you with baseball bat you'd call the cops and she'd get in trouble 99% of the time especially if you had an injury from it.

this is the same as the old "send to 10 friends or the ghost girl will kill you" emails back in the day.

why does this shit work on people i don't understand its not even creative, just "die in her sleep" OH WOW PLEASE NO NOT PEACEFULLY IN HER SLEEP!

shit atleast make it interesting like she will get raped and shot or something

They're either retarded or underage

so your choice in the situation would be to stand there and let her hit you with a baseball bat.

>she lies and says you threatened her so she defended herself with the bat.


Now you have a head injury/concussion and you're going to jail.

Try again?

>she hits you in head with bat

>you pass out

>she gives herself black eye and calls cops

You cannot win

you piece of shit, don't hit women, hope you die

women should have the same rights as men, sexist

A person is coming at you with a baseball, girl or not, isn't running always the first answer? Sure you can defend yourself but again why do you have this crazy bitch in your house?
Some things you can't prevent kid just deal with it, what happens if somebody frames you for murder? You cannot win

You go to court and get a not guilty verdict / have aliby / all sorts of shit, you know, EVIDENCE, something that doesn't matter in domestic cases, which is my point. Stop watching CSI people almost never get framed for murder because it would be hard as shit to pull of and fool the courts and jury

Fuck u

The same thing happens with domestic cases. If the women is crazy then I'm sure the neighbors would know and have heard her freaking out. Court cases exist for domestic cases too not just for murder. Evidence matters in every court case and if you did nothing wrong the evidence normally will show that.

I'm on house arrest and it will suck massive dick if you're a very social person, after a while you feel sick about being stuck at home but if you're a fucking loser you'll have no problem sitting at home jacking off and browsing /b

I mean really you're calling the cops because a women is threatening you?Grow a pair. Almost always the man could have avoided the situation by simply walking out and leaving the stupid bitch. But most domestic cases are repeat offenders so there's little evidence and the cops are familiar with you. Which is why those new guidlines were added in the first place because cops would show up for domestic calls with no evidence and not know what to do. Well if you're 6ft3 and your wife is 5'4 then likely you were the one hitting her or you're a little bitch and called the cops because a girl was scaring you

Safe

So you would leave your own house because a woman is threatening you? that's supposed to be the manly thing to do?

No, the officers decide on scene of the call who is the aggressor and who is the victim.

So a bodybuilder female and nerd male would mean that the female is taken away.

>So you would leave your own house because a woman is threatening you

Yes. Why are you letting women into your house who don't respect you? That's called being a beta.
>No, the officers decide on scene of the call who is the aggressor and who is the victim.

At the time yes but you're forgetting this will go to court in a few months and the evidence will get brought up then, but yes it's stupid the man get's taken to jail for no reason even though that rarely happens

cunt

Fuck

In that situation wouldn't you just leave then call the cops and have her removed for trespassing?