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Real Salt Lake 2.28, dont forget. No
1/10 - flutter
2/10 - tiny
3/10 - small
4/10 - smedium
5/10 - medium
6/10 - marge
7/10 - large
8/10 - sparge
9/10 - special
10/10 - bankroll
Learn to use Kelly you dimwit.
>having autism
What's wrong with assuming that '10/10' is a large and staking accordingly
Also, TEZzible OP
Have sex.
because large isnt the absolute maximum which you could possibly bet like a 10/10 should be.
Can someone update me on the latest /bet/ memes.
fuck off prick
>ever betting your bankroll
Piss off Nestle
really no one is able to bet their bankroll when it is a decent size, bankroll it just means get as much as possible on i suppose
Just put a 10/10 special on real salt lake, you guys better be right about this or I won't be able to eat for a week
On
same la
not looking great atm the yanks are just hitting the ball from one keeper to the opposite one and the balls going for a throw in every 2 minutes
Sounds like one of the better MLS games then pmsl
is it worth betting my wifes son and his college fund on Remain winning @ 1.25
Count me in familias
No.
>US so proud of being a republic
>'Royal' Salt Lake
We'll take you back bby
why? all the polls and pundits are saying Remain wins
Literally selling my house, car, and kidney to lay trump. Literally 0% chance of it happening
FUCK SAKE YANK
REAL SALT LAKE BETTER FUCKING SCORE
Fucking Fraud
Oh shit
DAC
Requesting all american to be banned off /bet/
Euan you can make this happen.
>americans
Fuck off
KEK
They rest their entire first team and A FUCKING SHEEP scores
/bet/ magic doesn't work on elections m8
>"real" translates to "royal"
>got tricked by a yank with "information" and a screenshot that fooled many of us
may as well cash out for 33% of it now
where are you seeing this? every recent poll i have seen says leave is ahead
WEW LADS
So rude.
Two key RBNY players already booked. One meme corner goal means nothing. Better odds.
FOR FUCK SAKE
WHY DID I TRUST AN AMERICAN TIP
But it does
>Maple posting a self-drawn picture of a transvestite lapdancer
Some things never change
>they fell for the salt lake meme
*for fuck's sake
Probably because you're dumb
Rebacked RSL DC. 1.95
are you incapable of googling?
economist.com
telegraph.co.uk
ig.ft.com
bloomberg.com
mirror.co.uk
its unanimous. Remain is ahead. But for me having read those it's too close for a SPECIAL
ITT: Salt
>ever betting more than 1/10 of your BR
just did some extensive research. real salt lake +.05 is THE bet.
NOT happy about this MLS game. Headed to the store for some floss and vinegar.
>orchestrate the most obvious false flag in the history of politics
>retards gobble it up and vote remain because feelz > realz
I'm pretty close to just packing up and moving to somewhere in Africa or South America desu lads.
PLEASE have sex
My model has Chicago red stars under 2.5 as good value.
the absolute state of this lad
on small banks for people just starting it's ok
that's the only way I could go from 100 euro to 400 in two weeks
In tears
Are these real salt lake cunts gonna score two goals and win?
> +7 minutes
The fuck?
...
Salt player had his chin tested and failed to pass which result in possible fractures.(he was stretched off for a broken jaw)
I'd love to test your chin after this tip m8
>tfw i actually put money on over 4.5 in the Chicago game
major props to the user that posted it
CANNOT believe i missed hass' grindr posting though
>gibs me fiver
NEED this Canadian to get back to me
>juveguy betting on a result doesn't automatically stop it from happening
well there goes my theory
pushed my roll into double digits. shaking desu
nice to hear you're in the tens of pennies now, those fivers are doing you well
How long does it take for bets to be marked as won or loss? I out a lot of over bets for the Chicago game but they're not showing as won.
Trying to find another MLS beauty, but the next one with lots of goals won't be for 2 weeks. Made fucking bank in the Chicago game though, might actually be up after all the bullshit Euro losses.
Didn't get on Chicago game sm.h how much did you win?
£2400 in profit, waiting for it to update on TT so I go from -200 to something positive
You think Chicago's next game will have odds like that haha
Dunno yet, looking at the MLS games now trying to find one. Seattle game looked good, but they only lost 2-0 to NYC who lost 7-0 to NYC
SALT LAKE CITY
AMERICANS SO SHREWD
Sorry for doubting the yank, good tip
Sorry about the scare guys, but RSL is a second half team. I don't know if anyone watching the match was watching the NY feed, but RSL scores their most goals during 60-75 minute and that's exactly what happened with the equalizer. They were on the front foot all 2nd half and deserved winners.
Good tip senpai. You had me going for a moment there.
Down spastic
wtb
Before I go to bed just to show it's not BS or anything, cause it's still pending.
I've gone from needing 2000 like air for bills to this in just two days. #blessed
Tennis for tomorrow: Johnson +180 (2.80) over Anderson. Baghdatis -3.5 games -120 (1.83) over Cuevas. Night guys
Don't need sleep need a bet
How much you have now
All in on remain senpai
Good lad need some of your luck
£10.50 + £2 on FlatAnon's tip
Aiming to hit £20 by the end of the next couple of days, £50 in a week
>flatanon price hasnt been cunted in
>no writeup
Sweating
R A R E
A
R
E
Whelp. England is remain now I guess.
GOOOOD MORNING /BET/NAM
Who else is upset the bet365 footy in play bet bonanza is over? Literally free money
itll be back for the cricket. the cricket one was a success which is probably why they thought itd work for footy. they were wrong
They may bring it out for the last month or two of the season before finals. Hopefully.
Got a risky one on the Chinese League One for you chucklefucks.
{Meizhou Hakka} vs Tianjin Songjiang @ 4.50
Normal mid-season, mid-table clash. Except Meizhou Hakka has won almost all their points at home this season, whilst Tianjin recently have struggled away. Meizhou probably won't win but I definitely reckon it's a mismatch.
need this back like air
cunted most of my role betting while coked and liquored up (NOT RECOMMENDED).
Please don't call me a chucklefuck
pmsl
That tip obviously wasn't for you then you numpty
>we couldn't bet on the Slovenia U15 vs Serbs U15 cricket game
bookies letting us down
it was on fonbet lid.
tears if you missed it pmsl.
post slips
>Slovenia U15 vs Serbs U15 cricket
W..what.
was a joke kiddo.
kek, rused by double dubs
B T F O
T
F
O
>he doesn't know the "post slips" meme
pmsl
wtb?
can't stop backing Croatia to qualify over Portugal.
won't stop backing Croatia to qualify over Portugal.
Morning lads. Already called the care home and getting ready to beg my senile, bedridden grandma for some fivers when I visit her. Still uncertain whether I should go before lunch or after. NEED this money.
Go before, people take bigger risks hungry
Nothing. Betting is bad.