Just ate a burger from mcdonalds ama

just ate a burger from mcdonalds ama
it was tasty

im going to smoke a cigg now when i come back you guys better be posting in my thread

>Mcdonalds
>Tasty
Pick one, nigger

IT WAS TASTY FUCK YOU

it was free my mom bought it for me :D

Where are my car keys

What's pythagoras doing these days

in my asshole maybe ;))

Where can I find an upholsterer in Uganda urgently

what is that??

I would fuck you until you phoned the police

Was it tasty?

bt the way do anyone wanna play league of legends with me??

Google it child

it was i first drank some coke and then when it was gone i drank some milk

Nope never heard of that lol

The you sir have a pallet of a horses ass. McDonald's is kind of like chewing gum, its okay to chew and spit out. It becomes problematic if you actually ingest it. Thats if you can get past the disgusting smell of the processed food and urine smelling canola oil they use to fry their food.

im no child 18 actully

Was it breast milk from your sister

im going to fap now brb

really? i dont have one thats strange

Post your dick then little guy

is my thread funny??

Your mother's mother then

Kek u gon die nigga

maybe i will

Nope

Dubs, op must deliver

Yeah, on what server?

but as i said going to fap now brb
if you boys are nice maybe you are going to get a pick of my dick ;))

I'm jerking my gherkin to the thought of you mugging your nugging

Quick I'm wanking too you fucking faggot post picks before I bust

Vagina

Faggy arse bitches

Shit, blacks are inferior lol

This thread should slowly tickle my perineum until I climax
Fuck I love that

My dick boiz how is it

Shits are great lubricant for tantric

Small/10

>current year
>still eating meat
Kill yourself, murderer.

Would stimulate until just before climax, then walk away/handjob

Shit mate I'd Gobble that, do you have a Kik I can get you on?

Finger yourself, philandering schmuck

Fuck you cunt, I hope you find a cockroach in your cajun style chicken & beer milkshake you are so fond of

Bumping this nice thread :)

Why do you slaughter innocent beings, causing needless suffering, for your own satisfaction
>inb4 hurr durr meat taste good

Bumping uglies is synonymous with procreation tehe

Because you should forcibly insufflate gravel repeatedly until you rattle like an old mint swallower

I've put some presents in the post for you Steven

It's insane to continue posting when everyone can see you are a dinosaur, Paul.

Raaarrrggghhhhh brooiiaaaaarrrrr reeeeaaaarrrrrghhhiiirrgggggaaaaahhhhh I guess so, I'll go back to being a dinosaur

Worked at McDonalds for a year AMA

Sultanas, tuppence a bushel!

Why can't hyenas correctly engage the handbrake during parallel parking?

What's stopping you making a bullet proof vest from fries and coffee cups

I think you mean Ptaul.

Something about not having opposable thumbs.

Does Mr krabs still hold the key to the krabby patty?

I honestly don't know, those things are damn near indestructible. Accidentally dropped one into the fry-frier and it didn't dissolve after 10M

There was no secret ingredient all this time

If I were to request that my employer paid me only in apple pies, how much win would I accrue

That's just what they want you to think

Were you attempting a "greasey slammer"

Selling rune scimmy + full wizzg g

Im not OP, but if I had to guess, id say the paws are the main obstacle

What about the frequent racism?

Bump for historical importance

Quick bump

Hey, akunhamatata

Bump because I am OP