Done caught me a spider yall

done caught me a spider yall

Smash it with your penis

tegenaria atrica
set it free

dem pedipalps doe

Eratigena atrica

it's the same

many eyes

cum on it

I don't know, OP, this spider looks photoshopped,

what should I feed it

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how do people live in countries where these fucks walk around?

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weed brownies

it says on wikipedia that these are the fastest kindve spiders in the world

Hello my friend!

not surprised, they're always immediately murdered on sight

Pee on it

Burn it with hot fire.

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put it under foreskin, tape openning shut and then procede to fab until you cum. Wait for it to drown in the cum and then mix it with vodka, orange juice and toothpaste and drink the mix. Post results faggot

are all those eyes really necessary it has eight
one per leg?

>hot fire

LOL epic Sup Forumsro xD

i once put RC car fuel into a hollow section of a brick, and ignited it. a spidey under the liquid decided it was too hot and tried to run away, but as soon as it hit the burning surface it went back under. i watched as it choose between drowning in boiling fuel, or burning to death by escaping.
consider it a warning, spiders.

I have released the spider back into the wild

guten appetit!