She flirts with you.
What do?
She flirts with you.
What do?
Push her down the stairs
let her suck my dick.... fat chicks give the best head, because they have to.
Tell her she's fat and a waste of space
Harpoon her
Try to avoid her gravity field.
Sniff her farts.
feel flattered. let her suck my dick. if i can manage the positioning, sexual intercourse.
Start walking at a slightly brisk pace.
Because theyre hungry
give her a workout regiment
tell her to call me in 2 years
Put my tongue as deep in her anus as I can.
rape
id shove my face between her fat ass and eat that booty
Buy her a salad
Like you could move that mass
Now she's mad, Ahab
Tractor beam
Success
Decline and say I'm not interested.
i'd slap her ass so hard it would still be wiggling when she brought me to court for sexual assault
i'd smash
how have the japanese not killed her as whaling conquest yet?
Not true at all. Not. At. All.
TRUST ME
Get to know her and see if her personality is compatible with mine. If so, attempt to move forward into a more intimate relationship. If not, friendzone.