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I found this dead bird outside my house, I'm gonna put it into a mason jar and pickle it.
What should I do after that? Trips decides.
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well you got trips so you decide bud
I say bite it in half
Rape it
my trips don't count, nigger.
put in burger and eat it
Eat it
in the pooper
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Fucking eat it
Eat it and post video
rall
skip pickle jar and bite its head off right now
nigga that wuz close as fukk
Cook it and feed it to your parents without telling them what it is.
it was 77 off. what are you smoking?
still rolling for biting head off
Eat it now
up the pooper, nigger
Treat it like a pet, act like it's alive and take it out in public,act like you're feeding it ect.
fuckin 4 really
eat it!
put it in your parents car
Like...spoon applesauce to the jar and shit...talk to it in a baby voice
Drop it off a balcony
FUUUUUUCCCCKKKKK
fuck it, make a new hole, then put your dick in it
eaat iiit
Blend it you goddamn nigger
blend and give to someone, or pour on someone
Is no one gonna ask how the fuck he's going to pickle a skeleton
take it to the nearest vet and tell them your dog is looking sick
Up the pooper, I say
I pickled your mom no problem. Dont fucking worry about it faggot
Bake it, let it burn
kek
OP here, it's still got a bit of meat on it.
>attach strings to your fingers going to birb's legs,wings, and head
>fly it around in public marionette style
Throw it at someone on the street while you film it
while yelling pocket sand, and it has to be in the jar.
Yes please
walk around with it on your head and when anyone asks about it start screaming and flaping your arms
Mmmmmmm......you gotta eat it then
build a shrine to it, then lick its dick
Needs proof though
time stamp plus lick it
Throw it at a random guy on the street, jar and all. (Try to break the jar over thier head
Well then...
Space program
put it in your ass, because you're a fucking faggot. You deserve to die, you millenial fuck
ROLL
WE need a space program
rolling for space program
that is getting old. unless done with a rocket
don't cut yourself on those edges.
up your butthole
im trying to get trips, bro. I heard this tactic works
kek roll
sharpie in pooper then embark birb on burning toy boat filled with enough fuel to last into the afterlife
FIRRRRRREEEEEE
Tongue kiss it
put balloon over jar
well, as many as it takes to make it fly
After pickling, sell to Chinese as a delicacy. They eat all kinds of shit like that, throw in some worms and a dead fish. Chinks will pay a fortune for it. They eat everything, and the more disgusting it is, they more they like it.
get glue and piano wire
loop the wire around its neck and then glue the wings onto its head
while holding on to the other end of the wire, drop the bird off a tall building
it will look like it ripped its own head off mid-flight
Strap it to a bottle rocket and shoot it off a freeway bridge. Post video.
superglue the jar on the hood of your car and leave it there for a whole month. if you dont have car than eat it
Reroll
Do nothing you creep
put a string around it and take it with you in public as you drag it behind you
Pickle the bird.
But mason jar in a larger jar. Fill that jar with piss and cum and hard boiled eggs.
Seal Jar.
Wrap in packing paper and string.
Place jar outside of prominent public building.
Watch them blow up a jar of piss and dead bird.
Low kek.
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