>be New Zealander
>have no terrorist attacks
Be New Zealander
Nolan Long
Kevin Lopez
Easter?
Jayden Fisher
>new zealander
I thought it was New Zealandish for the longest time, holy fuck.
Evan Sanders
never forget rainbow warrior
Brody Turner
what exactly do you have
Ryan Parker
...
Jason Flores
Of course, they weren't able to find you in maps.
Hunter Miller
The maps that ISIS orders don't have NZ on them.
Easton Miller
>Be New Zealander
>Get terrorized by the Earth
Henry Davis
>be New Zealand
>be on no map ever
Sebastian Johnson
>Be New Zealander
>Get terrorized by the fucking FRENCH
Oliver Miller
>The terrorism plan I just filed with the agency lists France, Germany, Belgium here but only one Anglo
Jacob James
...
Gavin James
>be Spanish
>killed ETA internal terrorists off years ago
>stopped all terrorists cells before they could attack
we either have the best police in Europe or the worst terrorists in islam.
Eli Kelly
>be new zealander
>getting populated by german faggots doing work and travel
Alexander Sanders
>be a Kiwi
>get shook
Owen King
Female German backpackers are some of the easiest to get anglo'd 2bh
Easton Sanchez
>ETA
>terrorists
Isaac Cruz
I just can imagine that 2bh
That's why no one is seeing them as waifu material here
They always brag about their daddy-paid vacation down there after entering University
I swear most of them have been dicked 10+ times
Isaiah Allen
*teleports behind you*
"stupid leaf you will pay for this"
*summons ETA carbombs*
"your gook country won't stand a chance!"
Luke Perez
>10+
Hahaha
Tyler Allen
...
Gabriel Green
...
William Perry
>tfw irrelevant so no terrorist attacks
bet you regret all that bullying now
Samuel Roberts
>new Zealand
>literally who
Jonathan Ramirez
I know that feel.
Feels pretty good.