Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!

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>Laptop battery is already held together with duct tape.
>444 confirms
Atleast someone appreciates my presense.
Not sure how long for.

Dio-sama...

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youtube.com/watch?v=Z1EWWgc-NrI

Claimed, gonna go see if the bois are playing overwatch

Mugi?
Feet?
Yes to both.

CLAIMED

Penny Claim!

>Waking up in the middle of the night
Kill me already.
youtube.com/watch?v=qw2LU1yS7aw

Miho claimed

Post feet

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Now, if she were to turn herself into a qt guy, then that's another story...

Shizuru get!
>If trips, stealing Sachi for my own nefarious uses.

Shit claim

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>Waking up in the middle of the night
Story of my life.

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still here

>But at the same time I have zero regrets for destroying her at many online games.
I like you penny, if I wasn't playing overwatch I would be talking a lot more to you.

>pic

Same tbh fam

Akiko claimed

Damn

10/10

Yuuko-chan

Oh shiet u guise justlookadetime
it looks like its tim for DIO BURANDO to gidafokoutofheah

gaypiss

wow that's pretty straight

look at dis retard didn't even get first

Yeah okay that's right big dick doctor I get it

Iowa claimed

How do you do my fellow weebs?

Claimed.


Anyone have any sad album to recommend ? After that destruction of feelings that was The Final Cut (fuck you Pink Floyd) I so depressed as a person who enter a feels thread

The feet ride never ends.

>444 confirms
I only wanted to do a harmless joke... I'm sorry.

>Slipknot
Noice. My casual knowledge of metal recognizes and loves this.

Lol

GET DEM GAINZ BOI

Shit nigga

Closest I got
>

Off by one!

Claimed.

Kek.
>Tfw would play overwatch but no money
>YET!
>When I get my big bonus next month Imma spluuurrggee~

>still putting Karen in there
stop it please

Don't think I have any...

This is almost close

>Big dick doctor

Rip my sides

Nice uniform you got there.

You have a lot of nice looking bears miho

state

You're going to be the death of me.
>pic.
>Kagami.
>feelsbadman.

legs

Now that I think about it.....where the hell is Legs ? It as been some time since I saw her over here

Cause there cute and fluffy.

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Speaking of Kagami his last minutes of phone battery ended today. On the other hand he seems to be doing fine other than tired. Only 3 more days.

You mean Yume? He still comes quite often but he has been busy with his final exams.

Milinda claim.
>Probably don't have too long. Just checking in on you all

I'll give you some legs but you can't just go around posting mah waifu like that friend

Booze is unavailable at work. Nausea is magnified by something. Not sure what. Decent sleep, ate food.
Metropolis pt 2 - Dream Theater.

Milinda-chan
>Hugs

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youtube.com/watch?v=3ZlDZPYzfm4

Hey Millinda, how's training? Got a cactus shoved up your ass yet?

My life is rather fun sometimes
>Other times its horrific
>"Mr. user! Do you think you could help me with my computer?"
>"Sure."
>"For some reason it won't connect."
>Forced to bend over desk to deal with problem
>Somebody took a picture of my ass and disappeared
>She put it on airplane mode
>She knew what she was fucking doing.
>Help me.

Hi

>your teaser

I should probably try getting some sleep in a bit again, but I sure as hell detest waking up in the midst of the night.
youtube.com/watch?v=X-2yuGgp_U8

>Hugs

I miss legs. Sometimes I really thought that he didn't get any sleep. He was always making our threads and shit

Are they trying to be Umaru?

Claimed

Hey Miho! How are you?

Hey Akiko. Training is shit. I have already lost any and all motivation...

Could it be? Shinoa? Kek

Well...is your ass nice ?
I may have a interest in that picture

Wew lad. Ask someone who's good with make up to give you scars and nasty skin tags if you don't want the attention

Again?

thanks.

Is it?

>your teaser

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so much shit taste itt

I THOUGHT WAIFU THREADS ARE FRIENDLY

My little angler

>I don't think so but I ride my bike a lot during spring and summer
>I might have a very toned ass that none shall see.

Man doing the same thing for eleven months can make you feel kinda shitty

This isn't even my final form...
(Help a nigga out, post some material you want in the next edit)
But it isn't Karen! Ever go to a party and someone else is wearing the same outfit as you? How embarrassing!

It's annoying, I don't hate it anymore but that's just because I'm 99% neet for now. I'm also naturally propense to lucid dreaming and waking up after 5~ hours of rest helps a lot in getting in one of them. 5FDP is great too.
youtube.com/watch?v=YasRuLucsCo


Oh you're probably talking about Emi then. Yea he hasn't shown up much specially after hand-kun leaving, unfortunately.

What did you think of Homura actions in rebellion?

Absolutely fucking disgusting holy fucking shit

Nonon claimed

Hmm or is it Discount Megumin?

>Milinda

be nice , we'll be nice
be an ass and we'll make sure you don't come back

I prefer the boat.

QOTT: would you have the power of flight with max speed at 100lmph/160khp or breathe underwater being able to resist thread highest pressure? No choosing both

I don't think I have more feet pics that you could use, unfortunately.

There is no ass that isn't good enough to be seen in pictures. My dog wants some pics.
Do ya know what happened to them ? I mean Hand-kun and Emi

Kind of Meh. Least its my Bday tomorrow. How you been?

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>flight

i NEED to watch rebellion.

Thats a slow ass speed. Ill take the diving.

Flight. As cool as the ocean is I can't bring my laptop there.

That's nice and all. Regardless, I'd appreciate it if you'd stop. You don't have to and it's up to you, but it would make me feel a lot better if you do. It's one thing if some random shitposter is posting Karen lewds but it's another if it's a friend from these threads.

checking your trips and apologizing for my lack of conversation.
I'll make it up to you next time, promise.


Good night all, I'm tuckered out.

Can't swim so breathing underwater would be useful. Here's a question for you got any phobias?

But there are multiple boats.
You can't be the boat.

Flight easily

Flight. Flight. Flight. Flight. Flight. Flight. Flight. Flight. Flight. Flight. Flight. Flight. Flight. Flight. Flight. Flight. Flight. Flight. Flight. Flight. Flight. Flight. Flight. Flight. Flight. Flight. Flight. Flight. Flight. Flight. Flight. Flight. Flight. Flight. Flight. Flight. Flight. Flight.

Also, back from voting. My chain feels sooooo smooooooth!

Flight, why would I ever go into the ocean?
I have a phobia of sharks, fuck that.

Sure, I was an ass before, but I never posted gore pics of your waifus did I?!

I would love to fly, don't care much for underwater shit anyway, I just wanna go wherever I want
>Would be fun to fly over a no fly zone and scare the shit out of some planes.
>The only people who've seen my ass are my parents, my sister once on accident, and my last gf.
I think its because I have a nice butt and also I'm always REALLY nice to people I don't know very well, unless they're an ass.
>But that isn't a bad idea
>and I know theatre kids who'd love to practice.

I'd choose flight. Traveling would be way easier. If I went into the ocean at the highest pressure all my fears would unravel no thanks.
I can be boat. I am boat.

Hmm?

>
Blue bell

He's right. From what most of us see, all you do is shit on others. Insulting is fine but there is a limit to it. We discuss things aswell. Even Chen knows this

>Mugi is being the subject of foot pictures
May as well leave for now... Again...

>flight
Absolutely, and for obvious reasons.

Oh you really need to, I can promise you a good ride with tons of good animation. Thanks for the pic tough.

Hand-kun realized that the threads were affecting his social life and despite promising that he would be here until the end of /waifu/ he realized that it just wouldn't end.

I didn't talk much to Emi so it would be better to ask others.

Welp, my internet is being terrible so i guess no overwatch for now. Time for ice cream then.

This is so good.

Flight obviously.

I've always hated it, I just can't sleep well during summer.
youtube.com/watch?v=Yolw0S4kMH8

I know how you feel. Happy early birthday in case I can't get on tomorrow.

Kek guess I can't say I'm suprised. If you said bully I would have caught on right away... kek

Gotta go for a bit. Might be back later

Well. I don't have a proper social life sooooo.....I'm good with that. I mean, all my friends uses Sup Forums too. So we are all in the same boat. I may live for a while but I will always come back to /Waifu/

>nice butt
I get the same compliments too

Still joining chairforce?

What flavor?

Too bad I'm not a bully, blue bell. Take it easy dude

Thanks

>Gonna go for a solid chocolate. Tfw i cant get my favorite ice cream flavor around here.
Also flight for days.