Who wouldn't fuck mystique? She's damn hot

Who wouldn't fuck mystique? She's damn hot

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just about anyone with a rational mind wouldn't.

traitor

>WHITE POWER!!!

so then most males would.

I mean she is white

I wonder if she has Ridges in her Vagina.

...

My dick says yes.

My brain says yes too.

You Sir, are an idiot.

Her vagina can probably take whatever form she wants.

Xmen does teach you to be more open minded and accepting am I right?

>riding hard
>getting close
>morphs into Trump
>buckets

Sorry: I have a healthy kek to conzider. Looks a bit rabid.

Exactly.

it'd probably be like sticking your dick in pic related

>mfw

"She can turn into anything! EVEN AN EIGHT YEAR OLD BOY!"

...

What of she turns into you when your fucking?

masterbation

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Are we talking Mystique in her blue form or in terms of shapeshifting posibilities?

Blue form

Shes BLUE

...

...

DA BA DEE DA BA DAI

...

>yfw you realize you can never fuck yourself, only masterbate

I think that's her mating call

kek

I'd love to fuck her in her blue form. That shit's kinky.

But her shapeshifting power could make for some awesome sexy roleplay if you hook up with her longterm.

Oops

She must have a hard time getting the point across to guys, then.

I'm blue
Abo dee abo die
Abo dee abo die

You'd come home and your wife would think you suck papa surf's ass

is that a bad thing though?

Do you mean mystique or j. lawrence? if the latter, hell no.

Love that cum fake

Mystique. I find the OG one hotter than the J law one

Yeah, Jennifer wasn't such a good choice for a new Mystique. Pity.

I know who I'm fappING to tonight

Ya she is too nice of a person to play a fucking sexy bad ass

So, imagine that Mystique is your gf.

Assume she's totally into you. This is the same fantasy I always thought about with "I Dream of Jeanie" and "Bewitched".

Essentially, the bitch could become ANY woman you wanted - every night of the week.

Gentlemen, this would Rock.

i was fapping to her before she was a pop culture movie icon

And the blue form is just kinky as shit! You could fuck multiple forms in the same night. Just don't get in an argument with her cus then she'd just turn into your mom...unless you're into that shit...

>I Dream of Jeanie
>Bewitched
Danm thats some vintage pussy right there

She'd pretty much be the ideal girlfriend.

She's already exotic as fuck by being blue and having golden eyes.
Not to mention that she's flexible as hell.

But on top of that there's close to literally endless possibilities for playing around by having her change form.

Yes, it would rock.

Vintage pussy is good pussy. Who was that hot Batman and Robin catwoman, again?

Exactly perfectly put

I actually lived in the Penthouse of the apartment building that Elizabeth Montgomery lived in just before she died.

She was super nice. I rode the elevator with her several times. Never told her how I used to get boners thinking about her when I was a kid.

Life is strange, mah friends.

You'd have to be careful, since (as a chick) she might get pissed if you kept asking her to be Chloe Moretz over and over, or Flo from the Progressive commercials (you sick bastard)...

Eartha Kitt and Julie Newmar

Julie Newmar.

Julie Newmar for sure.

Diamonds hard. She's what? 83 now?

Heh.
Fair point, I guess.

Then again, it's not like you'd run out of options anytime soon when she can transform into freakin' anybody.

She could even have fun trasforming into a mortal enemy and let you pretend to have your way with them with a bit of rape play.

The tragedy of time.

What is hot will become not.

Remember that, when you're looking into your gf's eyes - she is so young... so hot... so wet...

But one day, she'll be a dried out prune, farting in her sleep.

Could you imagine the friction from Quicksilver?

I'd make her watch old movies and turn into Sophia Loren at 20 and Ava Gardner at 18...

And then Pepper Pot, just so I could slap the shit outta her.

pretty dope

fake

Shit happens, nigga.

what if she turns herself into pic related

Is that an overweight short hared thunderf00t?

Oh shit she can make her pussy hugh your dick hhnngg

The scene he posted?

no

Then your relationship may be in trouble.

This scene had the whole theater laughing rather loudly. It was awesome.

You're bending it...

Quicksilver has to be the best thing about the young xmen movies. So overpowered. Shame he won't come out again since there won't be anymore prequals, Evan Peters did him justice

Yeah him and the flash should both just burst into flames from air friction uh resistance or whatever.

Buckets

Speedforce, duh!

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Why tho.