Long story short, a friend of mine was being harassed by her ex, so I confronted him and basically told him to fuck off and die. I did the same a few days later over text after aquiring his number because he didnt stop, this time being quite a bit more vulgar and more or less threatened to kill him (Something he knows I would absolutely love to do). He stopped harassing her after that and hasnt spoken to her since, but a few days after I texted him he got a few of his goonie friends to approach me and tell me to back off or they would get involved. Told them to fuck off as well and continued on my way. I think its fair to say my problem solving skills are barbaric at best, but it usually gets the job done. However, the friend in question just got a message from a friend of hers warning her that I am probably going to be jumped, as she has heard frequent talk about it amongst the degenerates associated with my friends ex about such things (See messages attached).
TL;DR I'm going to be jumped sometime this week, what do Sup Forumsros?
Michael Clark
Mind your own damn business next time
Adrian Smith
2/2
Bentley Peterson
gun
Brayden Myers
My friend was being harassed, that is my business.
Jace Watson
Get a bunch of goodies to follow you around
James Phillips
I've been here and done this. Have friends. Hang out with them. You don't want to get caught with multiple assholes beating you down alone.
Oliver Roberts
Bye OP See ya on the other side, I hope she was worth it
Colton Morris
Get a legal weapon. If multiple men jump you then you expect them to kill you and you fight back
Juan Morales
Make the first move bro. Beat his ass then find his buddy's and beat their asses. Also remember if you do get jumped back up a lot and make them come for you hit and move don't get stuck on one person. One hit and back the fuck up as quick as you can
Thomas Green
She most certainly was, Sup Forumsro
Ryder Wilson
No, you whiteknighted because you wanted to get laid and now you're paying for it.
William Cooper
Buy a gun and carry that fucker anytime you go out. However if you're near a place where you know that you can't be jumped (like a crowded area) just leave it in a car.
Owen Sanders
Take your high school bullshit out of here, faggot.
Bentley Thompson
>this
Also just carry a small knife on you. The blade must smaller than your Palm
Brandon Peterson
> Stands up for friend who is a female > Obviously a white night who wants some pussy
Yes, me too
Mason Lopez
This....
Landon Jenkins
TRUUUUUUU
Jose Smith
...
Adam Taylor
Like snacks right
Christian Hughes
I got a bag of gold fish, and Im ready to go
Brody Young
OP is not actually a faggot this time....
Dominic Howard
If they gang up on you, strike first and strike hard. I was in a similar position, about to get my ass beat, till I knocked their leader out in one punch while he was mid-sentence. Pretty much your only hope for survival. A small knife wouldn't hurt.
Hunter Phillips
Skittles always have your back.
Jackson Myers
Stupid move. She won't put out. She just used you and you are going to get your ass kicked. Dont forget to post it on fb or live tweet it or add it to your snap chat story
Gabriel Wood
Like snack ' s hammer maybe...
Ethan Russell
Same user. Shoot center mass. Don't hesitate. Do not run if they run. Call the police and explain the situation. Just say "Officer they attacked me and I reacted accordingly." Do not at all mention the backstory.
Aaron Smith
Where are you? If in Canada, just get a can of bear mace and keep your guard up, see a group coming for you, spray spray.
Cameron Phillips
Get a bunch of friends and get them before they get you.
Landon Moore
Guys I meant kit Kat bars
William James
number and girls name so we may call as the police station and not make you sound like a bitch? Had shit like this happen to me before
Mason Garcia
You gotta get him now, go fuck his shit up bad. Seriously bad. He's already done enough to convict him of conspiracy. Confront, claim he attacked you. Dumbass sure as shit has a message history that will fuck him up legally. But before you call cops get all you can off his phone. Then surprise one of the friends threatening to fuck you up, and put him in the hospital too. Then wait and track fall out. Get ugly first. Fear will make the rest step wide. Keep yourself alert. Don't talk to anyone about it after this till you fuck the guy up.
Adam Martin
Even in tge states he can carry mace, maybe not bear mace.
Angel Richardson
Ever seen Taxi?
Joshua Gutierrez
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Josiah Murphy
Buy a large knife. 3-5 is good. Make it semi conceable. Fast action is best. Whip it and jab. Hard.
Jeremiah Kelly
Thisssss.....faggot ass OP. You talk shit you get hit.
Adam Rogers
How olds everyone involved here? If you're all a bunch of teens you really don't have anything to worry about OP. Probably just get slapped and punched a few times then they'll run away like bitches. Just try to make sure you don't carry any valuables on you.
Kevin Butler
If it's a stand your ground state and he is a minority I believe the law says "pop a cap in his ass"
Liam Young
Find some less-trashy women. Go stand up for a girl that doesn't date degenerates. Oh wait then she wouldn't date you. You are the company you keep.
Tyler Perry
Keep a tire iron or Wrench in your backpack. Let the fuckers try and jump you, garuenteed makes them back off when they realized you'd beat the shit out of them.
Josiah Ramirez
ITT
White knight bemoans his fate which should be cheered by Sup Forums faggots getting rekt is top kek.
People who have never been in a fight give ludicrous advice from behind their keyboards.
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Jack Smith
This user is pretty much right but the trick is when talking to the cops after shooting someone you need to say. "I've never been more afraid in my life" that's the line that show its was self defense.
Xavier Lewis
Faggot whiteknight. Bet she's never even given you a signal that she likes you. And don't give us that "I was defending my friend" crap. You stuck your nose into someone elses relationship and now you're gonna get,slapped around for it. And you fucking deserve it you miserable cucklord. Next time mind your fucking business....your friend can fight her own battles....and find a girl that actually likes you because if she did, she would've been with you. I'd bet a years salary that cunt was leading this dude on. Three sides to every story faggot, and no one here feels sorry for you. Get cucked nigger.
Julian Campbell
If you threatened to kill him, he'll obviously take that as a challenge and won't stop until an alpha is declared. Whatever happens is on you, man. Don't ever threaten to kill somebody. Tell them to stop, KEEP telling them to stop, then if he uses force, use force back. Don't kill anyone, you'll regret it. Keep good company for a while, and for God's sake try to be calm when you handle situations like this. Anger is blinding.
Jayden Perry
Nigga I got these teddy grahms that'll put a hole ina nigha
Adam Gomez
Op, prepare to b parapelegic
Leo Wood
I never said I'd kill him, it was just heavily implied
Adam Bell
Chat Shit Get Hit
Jace Wright
Lend him your fedora and katana for,extra HP user you basement dwelling faggot
Dominic Rogers
Bruh I was just coming thru for my friend what do you want from me kek
Ian Hughes
Aim center mass, 2 in the chest. Once they're all incapacitated, give em each 1 in the head to neutralize them
Camden Bell
>being this new You can't/thread your own post faggot
Grayson Williams
This
Blake Ramirez
Shut the fuck up. You were trying to get laid in the most beta way possible. You are a huge faggot who sucks cocks.
Gabriel Miller
> mouth's writin' checks dat cho ass can't cash, beeyotch.
James Wilson
Regardless, the more you keep calm, the more you will be able to react quickly should anything happen. Be aware at all times. All that should be running through your head is self protection, not causing harm to them. That will put you in a mind set that will be able to handle that sort of situation.
Ian Turner
I like you, you're smart.
Andrew Edwards
>Threatens to kill someone >Something I would absolutely love to do. Faggot. Enjoy having the shit beat out of you for your dumbass heroics.
Ryder Richardson
I just cant deny that, you've got me user.
Charles Williams
Is it wrong to want to purge the earth of human scum? Im only trying to finish the Führers noble work.
Jace Harris
Good. Admitting you're a beta cucklord faggot is the first step to becoming a real man. Go drink a glass of whiskey straight, smoke,a cigarette, pick up a broad at a bar....do anything but what you've done this time in the future and you may even grow a penis.
Jack Bailey
The fact you're trying to backpedal with irony makes you even more of a faggot.
Luke Smith
Will do
Luis Perry
I am irony incarnate, my entire life is literally the most ironic thing on earth.
Connor Mitchell
This. Looks like OP will never figure out how to remove that cock from his mouth.
Jackson Bennett
Kill yourself before he kills you.
Brandon Martinez
Then enjoy the ass beating.
Alexander Johnson
Hell ye boi
This is the best advice so far
Bentley Murphy
This statement explains exactly how much of a faggot,you are. Abandon hope OP. You're a jizz stain on the towel that is manhood
Angel Baker
You can surround your friends, but only do it with ones that you know for certain would fight anybody for trying to fight you. But to be honest I'd say get those friends to come with you and jump the ex before you get jumped. You gotta do it pretty badly so his friends know not to fuck with you.
Asher Perez
This actually happened to me minus the friend shit, i was selling weed and about to get jumped. Pulled out my .45 and they all ran like pussies straight to their car. long story short, people don't want to lose their life. Show them that's exactly what will happen if they fuck with you. Guns rule supreme fuck everything else.
Dylan Nguyen
Alright, so my options are narrowed down to jump him before he gets a group together to jump me, or let wait it out and let them strike first when attacked and proceed to fuck them into the dirt.
Excellent.
Levi Myers
Don't' ever wait. Hell go to his place right now and throw a damn brick in his window.
Henry Allen
Call your local police department and kindly ask them for protection. You pay your taxes, right?
Justin Jones
I once drove halfway across the country for some pussy. Shit wasnt even garenteed. Id do the same thing. Chicks dig it if you fight for them. imagine the pussy he would get if he won too.
Asher White
Maybe you should get your ass kicked so next time you'll mind your fucking business
Bentley Wright
lol i bet nothings gonna happen and your just hyping yourself up because its the only "exciting" thing thats happened in your life
David Hughes
Maybe you should make some friends so you might be able to comprehend the situation, you fucking keyboard warrior.
Noah Brown
If my friend was being abused, who was a GIRL. Id do the same shit dont even pretend that you wouldnt.
Ryder Cooper
The people behind it are sketchy as hell and have been known to do things like this, so I wouldnt be surprised if it happened.
Ethan Martinez
I comprehend that you're a fucking pussy who would talk shit then get scared when threatened and ask people online for help you dweeb
Blake Kelly
you should see your guidance counselor then and tell them the scary kids are "being mean to my frieeend"
Michael Brooks
Simply curious to see what you people thought I should do in the situation
Hudson Anderson
dont you have something more important to do than whiteknighting?
Christopher Taylor
i wish i could see your face, when you get beat up by turboCHAD and stacey just take him back again, you will look like a fucking tryhard whiteknight bitch
Dylan Collins
carry a pepper spray or a knife with you
Caleb Hill
Oh shut the fuck up you fucking beta you wouldn't do shit except give advice
Jaxson Ward
Wanting support when facing incredible odds is normal you fucking troglodyte.
Cameron Watson
Don't worry about it too much OP. Every time I've been jumped I ended up less hurt than in a one on one fight, shit just gets too confusing to do real damage. Don't carry a weapon it's not worth going to jail. If they do catch you, fight like a hero. Try to hurt one of them at least, and they will leave you alone, and the girl might fuck you. Weapons are for pussies in situations like this. Don't sweat it, you'll be fine.
Aaron Sanchez
>incredible odds So you don't expect some guys to want to beat your ass after you threatened someone for the beta shit he's doing to your friend? Are you fucking retarded?
Nolan Rodriguez
Well I hope you don't get jumped op but if you do take it like a man and quit asking a bunch of fags on the Internet what to do.
Adrian Kelly
Thread should end here.
William Young
Beleive what you want. I dont need to prove myself to some "holier than thou" internet fag.
William Williams
OP is actually Sonic facing incredible odds who fights for his friends
Zachary Hernandez
Brilliant
Elijah Morgan
Id fully expect that. Id also fully expect wanting to know the best way to deal with it so you can actually follow through with threats. His faggot friends want to fight his battles so fucking be it.
Kayden Brown
Fucking captain save-a-ho over here. I hope they curb stomp your beta ass. I bet you own fucking swords and shit.
Jackson Watson
if you need to ask for advice on how to not get jumped its already too late son
you're probably in school too you fag lol
Joshua Gutierrez
stay inside since it's summer and you're clearly in 7th grade