Waifu claiming thread: Smug Crew Thread
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun, long dick style!
Shinoa claimed
FISH
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Penny!
>Is going to bed now
>Just wanted to claim before bed
Goodnight everyone!
not to much mostly vidya games and job searching i did see my psychologist today but thats it today ill job search tomorrow
thank goodness dont scare me like that how are you?
I'm gonna try to sleep now.
Goodnight.
>maybe
>Rattle rattle
Rolling for Sachi
>then Makoto left me aroused!
Oh poor you... maybe you should do something about that!
>Your the cutie, not me.
You're way cuter!
Feeling better?
Oh, kek.
I gotta stop spending money
Miho claimed
Your sweet milk makers are more then enough.
The rate of masturbation has only gotten worse over the past 3 - 4 years
Galko I need serious help dude this is not ok
fish
Night again lol
Night!
Maid?
What was lost can always be found again
I haven't given up on you
Yes you have lmao
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file name
>kek
i wish you luck
fish
>Uraraka Ochako claimed
If I pull that [smug] off, will you die?
What are you buying?
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fish
Chinese read headed centipede is claimed.
still here
and
well the things you suggest i would have to force myself. I dont really want to do that
not what i was thinking but i can roll with it
nice. it looks like the place i applied wants me to do a blood test which i do not look forward to
I wish upon you luck in getting sleep Galks!
Just realize how fucking worthless you are when you masturbate so often, helped me.
QOTT: whats your favorite type of cake? Besides ass
Cookie cake
I should indeed. It's very bothersome.
>I may need some help cute stuff~
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fish
fish?
You haven't?! I'm so hapI need you to throw me off a bridge right now. I need to exhaust myself through death-defying feats.
I bought lunch for my buddy today then 2 sailor moon rods they costed me 45 together, I wanna save money for AX but I keep spending it here, I have some saved up but I wanted at least 500 for AX
Beautiful words frenemy, how are you doing tonight??
Red Velvet
>I may need some help cute stuff~
Mmm, maybe you want a hand?
>Or two
Sachertorte!
Night.
I gotta earn money.
Huh never knew that. They always left a bad after-taste to me to be honest.
>Kek, these next few days are going to be manly af. Probably get to part 2 by Friday.
>Getting out of bed
>Ever
Have fun mang.
Same here man. Kek, seeing it would be just enough for me.
Glad to hear that. Feeling any better Yuno?
PC right? That's even more confusing.
>Besides ass
>:^(
Ice Cream Cake.
fish
Anri Sonohara!
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wew
>That is very nice
Ice cream.
would fuck
trash
fish
But user I'm such a horndog that doing that literally does nothing
Honestly during the I do it 2 times MAX but for whatever reason I need to wank before I sleep
>picks cucked girl
>think he can tier waifus
top shithead anhero bro
Just force it.
>In
I don't have a favorite. I just love cake.
If you can spare them I would love it~
>during the I
Meant during the day
If Yuki is your waifu then you have good taste dear user.
I posted that pic 2 times only, glad you like it, kek.
Cute gif.
Yeah I use a controller so it isnt too hard but still with this lagy computer its hard as hell
tan version of your waifu GO!
youtube.com
Musical shitpost!
Am i the only one happier to be in "Trash" than to be in the above category that this degenerate wants to stick his thing in?
>my Resident Evil reference was lost
Does body spray cost that much? I don't use AXE anymore, but I can't imagine it's that good. You should spend it all and live in poverty like me.
I don't eat cake. But...red velvet, if I had to choose.
It would be extremely painful
Noticed
Glub glub?
Stay up for a other 6 threads. That's pretty death-defying
Thank you and I'm doing fine. Watching some jojo and relaxing. How are you?
Learn something new everyday
>part 2, you'll have the same alarm sound as all jojo fans would. You'll understand soon when you reach part 2 by Friday as you said
Saved :^)
Moist cake
How many times a day?
shouldnt it come naturally and still longer dress
fish
>bubbles
Wew, what an extremely nice picture.
whats got you scared about the test?
thats just like your opinion man
>
Hello luv
A little, still got this cough
Better than earlier
Whats up?
Other than con illness, Ive been good
better than earlier
I pissed some guy off on overwatch. Idk how. I only play Mercy
I'm gonna try and go to sleep now, didn't get a lot of sleep last night. Goodnight everybody.
Goodnight.
I too like being surrounded by soft, see you tomorrow milk drinker.
Tiramisu if that counts.
Before I go though I've got something for you that I'll post next.
From like twice MAX in 6th grade to 4 on average now
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Ice cream cake.
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Once again, it's very nice.
>I will now actually try to sleep
fish
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Shit.
Damn it Ruri.
Please.
Where are you.
Wait what?? No no no not AXE AX, Anime Expo!
Ohhh JoJo I wanna read it but I already have alot of other stuff on my list first!
fish
-Holstaur.
>If you can spare them I would love it~
Oh sure I can spare them for you, would be a pretty fun time.
Mugi? :^)
I have another butt picture but it's much lewder than this one, even if it's still not nood.
Sleep tight Holst.
>I hope you have a short life kid
Damn, the edge.
Goodnight Galko, hope you manage to!
>And thanks again
Extremely good taste.
I really really hope he shows up soon.
Good night you beautiful milk giver.
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shouldn't it be in a small pool ?
fish
>night
thats good hopefully you are felling better
>cute gif nice donut
what
you could pour water on it to make it more authentic whilst hugging
the fact that they got to stick me. I hate needles. things should not be under the skin like that
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>Shorter
Some things need a kick start
Of course...
>and returning the favor would be even more fun.
>Very lewd post
Ya thats too much
How are you shipmate
I want a bane mask too
>Controller
Oh then that'd be right up my alley. Haha, I'm sure it still runs it better than mine could.
>Simple and Clean
Ayy nice.
What other fruits do you enjoy? Oranges are A-1
>Alarm sound
>Implying I ever use a alarm.
Maybe this'll make me start.
Well that's good, what are you up to?
Night.
fish
You're a [smug] guy
I barely stay for 5 posts, so I agree, haha. Also
>checked
Oh. Oooooh. That makes more sense...
W...when is this anime expo?
how fresh can a fish get?
I actually have a friend on steam that has that pic as ava.
Yuki a cute.
Very nice pic.
>Oh I would surely enjoy that... Fun indeed.
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what is wrong??
you got the trips when you weren't rolling :^)
fish
I dont knoooooow we should have a shitty computer battle!
Haha it is next month In Los Angeles its the first through the fourth, I am only going the second day but I am still excited!
internet is slow rn >.<
appreciate the support
oh i get yah never had that fear myself ive found my blood being taken to be fascinating watching the vile fill and what not im sure you will be ok just think of your waifu when they put it in
Interesting.
Beat off once til you nut. Beat off again till you nut againm shit hurts but it'll keep you from touching your ding ding dong
Glub glub blubber?
>blub4lub
I hope it's not strep throat
Gordon maki into it. He seems to take a liking to it
Oh damn how long is the list?
Gotta shoop :^)
Dragon fruits are my favorite
>hears a non spoiling meme
youtu.be
thanks fish
For you
>smug
what is rn???
and sorry mine was disconnecting , must be a storm coming or something
I miss him seconds after he goes offline each night.
We once went almost a week without talking and it nearly killed me.
Ruri is seriously the best thing thats happened to me and if anything bad has happened to him I don't know what the fuck I would do.
I just hope he's busy with Uni and nothing has happened.