It's all falling apart Sup Forums, zombies everywhere. You only have your last purchase to protect you...

It's all falling apart Sup Forums, zombies everywhere. You only have your last purchase to protect you. How fucked are you?

>subway giftcard

a baguette, large one

Silly string. I'm fucked.

HAHAHA
looks like i'm good
beretta 92fs

A beer bottle.

Could be worse.

A medium mango milkshake.

Op here, a slice of sugar pie and porter. Die happy i guess.

At least il have energy to run away

A meat pie

couple double cheese burgs and a doctor peppar

Nice

Tacos. I'll die happy.

One of those chain mail sharkbite suits
Invincible

A preorder of no mans sky.

a small snickers bar
fuck

My last purchase was a Sig P238 with 1000 rounds of .380ACP FMJ ammo for practice.
I should be good for a bit.

A burger meal

Shit last thing I bought was some .38 special Critical Defense. Can I use the gun?

This

You're saved

Yes.

>.380
>FMJ
Kek good luck kid

5 grams of charlie, well im fine then

eggs and milk

an 8th, so i will be pretty faded and be in the sky. think i'll be ok haha

15 sticky hands.

Fuck yes. Those motherfuckers gon die and my genes will be the ones to repopulate the Earth

A four cheese burger from Braums.

Fucking Braums.

You think it can't kill? You want to volunteer to test that theory?

Seems legit. Sends some rounds towards that pie shop.

wew lad careful with those edges

what are my overwatch loot crates gonna do for me now

3 baby cactus and a water spray bottle, yeah I'm fucked

That's what I thought, pussy.

A fucking down stem for my bong... I'm fucked beyond belief

A Samick Sage 62" takedown recurve bow with 40# limbs and with six 500 8.6 gpi Gold Tip carbon fiber arrows with 125 grain practice tips. I'd still be fucked but I'm just happy to be here

I'm prepared.

We're talking zombies nigga. Good luck with shit penetration for your headshots.

Cigarettes. What am i going to do? Cancer them to death?

My last purchase was a bottle of whisky. So il be just fine.

15 hearthstone packs

Thanks. Only have 25 but I'll make em count. You won't be forgotten comrades.

You will kook the coolest getting eatin for sure, well you and the dude woth those 3baby cactusi.

Traditional zombies have a bone density similar to a peanut shell. I think he'll be OK

18" of penetration in DOJ standards ballistic gel. It usually over penetrates for self defense usage, which is why I got it for practice.

a gasmask, well it could be worse

...

Im fucked up... A bottle of Absinth...

>moby huge

nunchucks lol

A pack of cigarettes, definitely not looking good for me

Fairly fucked

A shitload of food from Chronic Tacos. Could be worse

A Nokia cellphone...

Are you kidding? Last putchase? Fucking laxatives and neosporin?
Wtf am I suppose to do with that?
Shit myself and apply ointment to zombies wounds?

I wanna see hotkinkyjo vs Moby huge

Underaged prostitute

>no ammo purchased with it.

Yes
Create a friendship
Be the zombifrand

a footlong sub
not sure how well it will protect me but at least i'll have a tasty snack to eat before i die

Brake its leg and use it for bait or duck it?

>kebab wrap
Guess I'm pretty fucked

Chocolate milk. I guess im fine