Why do footballers look so inappropriate?
>tattooed like a convict
>haircut of a drug addict
>gay colored shoes
That's the average footballer of 2016. A few years ago (say in 2000), footballers mostly looked like regular, decent people. Now they all look like ghetto murderers. What happened?
low class background + celebrity culture + social media attention whoring culture + shitload of money more
or, to get to the bottom
Jews happened
>I'm here for the job interview!
i blame this guy
>2000
>few years ago
sir, i dont know how old you are but im not sure you belong here. thats damn near a lifetime for many of us here
Chile is hilarious, they're like a dwarf prison team
it's a 18+ board so fuck off kid
I want underage Canadians to leave.
can canadians just fuck off
This.
US National team looks pretty normal desu
All this was true in 2000 too, except social media. Doesn't explain how we went from Bergkamp to Nainggolan so quickly.
Good b8 m8, you must be 8
He's probably from Quebec, so I blame you by extension.
Millenial special snowflake mentality + low test + raised by single mom
Strangely yes. Maybe because the sport isn't trendy, so it doesn't attract trendy types?
Chilean team are all tattooed up. Except for maybe Sanchez
people looke dridiculous during that time too, pic related
or look at pictures from Völler from 1990
The two best in the world still manage to look normal to my standards.
If you want to use that argument, delete your post and find something without a clear explanation.
Blame Beckham
He wore the first fauxhawk back in early 2000s, got tatts when he went to Madrid, from then on Balkan footballers started to get sleeves done because most of them don't give a Fuck.
Started going West from there. Blame Liverpool as well, with Agger, Mereiles etc looking hipster faggots
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Valderamma is another option.
or Joe Cole
Reinhold Messer is a cool guy though
It's actually a requirement for Italian teams, you can't play in Serie A without a player with a meme appearence.
This. Beckham was the original wanker footballer, everyone else followed suit when their agents told them how much more money being a complete faggot is worth.
Also, the TV money and an increasingly prevalent culture of conspicuous consumption mean that buying a supercar and 50k worth of tattoos isn't even a drop in the pond.
Football players used to be pub landlords when they retired, not venture capitalists
what the hell is this??
Even the legends fell for the getting tattoos meme
That is because football in america is a middle class sport that only rich kids play so the poor kids play basketball and american football, while in the rest of the world its a sport for everybody to play
Valderrama had his afro since he was a young lad
You have a bad memory or something.
Footballers were always trailblazing the way with shockingly bad haircuts.
Who many kids did you know who had this ??
The Ronaldo haircut just lasted one month, and it was a refreshing sight among footballers who mostly looked like normies. (And the Völler haircut was acceptable fashion back then, not unusual or ghetto.)
Now the 22 players on pitch are doing their special snowflakes. It's like two jailhouse teams competing.
He is a true footballer
Not like the other faggots
Wouldn't see that in an Irish team
Yeah but it wasn't always bleached blonde.
Wierd since I always feel like the Italian national team would consist purely of real and genuine people.
On the other hand, there used to be Balotelli...
nah,football also doesn't have that type of people.
I can't think of a single Denver Bronco that has an attention whore hair.
That's a weird thing to say, Italy...
probably because they wear helmets all the time
Lol Von Miller is the memeiest nigger ever
These were exceptions. For one Valderrama, you had 100 Cantonas.
Look at Spain NT from 2000 (pic related). Everyone looks completely normal.
Hey, that's spot on. Beckham is the first one indeed.
You could have thought CR7 (who looks almost normal, and is iconic like Beckham was) would reverse the trend, but no.
Have you noticed how shit tier teams like Napoli always look the worst? Or slovakia.
Forza Iretalia! Macarais all round tonight!!
im not a fucking normie,i know how the players look like.
he wears those silly glasses and dresses funny.
But he isnt a faggot
pic for comparisson
Spaniards look pretty normal these days as well, don't they?
Seems like that's why all the English people are so ugly
Want to try that one again pal?
and go look at every single silly hat pic,he is wearing normal clothes.
anyway,to sum it up,they do it for fun or because they are niggers to some extent ,not to attention whore
As long as he plays well, he could look like a fucking pink unicorn for all I care.
I know right?
I mean look at the english nt, those guys look like they take a daily bath in sulfuric acid.
A common cliché about the English in Germany is that they are all ugly as fuck.
It seems like you didn't get my post at first :^)
I understood the gist my friend, but your sentencing structure is the ugliest thing I have seen today.
Because they can.
Outside of being a professional athlete or being a rock-star, most careers require you to not have a ridiculous hairstyle and non-covered tattoos.
like iceland
did they had too much inbreeding ?
i mean seriously half of them have the most squared/weird looking face i ever seen on Professional players
You should look in a mirror
>2000 was 16 years ago
>someone born in 2000 is literally 16 years old now
whatever happened to my life goals, wtf
He did that haircut so that his little son could spot him in the tv.
>Ronaldo shaves his entire body.
>Normal.
True, I took a random team, but I realized that after posting.
So let's take a team that went full degenerate in 2016 (France) and compare with France 2000.
A couple bald heads, like ghetto youths did back then, are the worst offenders. Otherwise you could relate to that team.
>Trezeguet, Pires and Micoud were on the bench
Damn that team, I want to live in the late 90's again
>MUH GOOD OLD DAYS
The late 90s and early 200s were degenerate as fuck you were just too busy watching Rugrats and Doug to notice
Footballers "could" too, 15 or 30 years ago.
But now they actually do it.
I said "almost" normal. The guy has no tattoos, doesn't have a unicorn haircut, etc.
Yeah mate all footballer are like Nainggolan and KPB. The majority of them are normal.
Tattoos and weird haircuts are not unique to footballers. Normal people have them too
>Rugrats and Doug
Literally what?
I was busy watching football, and back then footballers looked like your average middle class person, not like MS-13 gang members.
I'm talking about the facts, the images, what everyone can see.
>back then footballers looked like your average middle class person
They still do, for the most part. Things like Nainggolen, Pogba, and the Chilean national team are more common than they used to be, but the vast majority of players look normal.
paul ince looks like thierry henry
>footballers are normal
>but look, normal people are anormal...!!!
There are more tattooed/weird types among footballers (and singers, reality television people, etc.) than in the general population.
And these types were almost non-existent as far as 10-15 years ago, not even talking about the 2,000 previous years.
When do we start seeing this shit on the pitch?
Maybe we should make a distinction between the stars who are more likely to get tattooed (even Messi these days), and the average modest players who will look like average people.
Sanchez is like a fucking normie kid. He post pictures of his dogs on social media and plays fifa.
Not like vidal who likes to get shitfaced and gamble in casinos.
it's what happens when kids get that rich and famous at such a young age
pro athletes are basically rock stars
rock stars have a societal license to dress like total weirdos
DID YOU SEE THAT SCORE J
Denis wise is what a Brit thug looked like back then.
Holy shit, what a bunch of faggots in this thread and fucking whiny grampas.
and they were non existent with regular people with normal jobs too. Now they're not
>2000 is almost half my life ago
People born after 1998 just have no clue such utopia we left behind after 9/11
Yeah he's just smaller in general though
>it's 2016 lmao
both are pretty based, tbqh
Football players are like lottery winners, white trash with lots of money.
Gangster culture (read: nigger culture) that has spread across the whole world
I don't even remember anything before 9/11 other than the Yankees winning their 3rd title in a row.
>50k worth of tattoos
Your post makes me wonder something horrible...
Do they get tattoos to actually FLAUNT THEIR WEALTH?
Messi has a lot of tattoos.
I'll give you Suaréz, though.
He looks pretty normal
>As long as he plays well
so when is he going to start
>Do they get tattoos to actually FLAUNT THEIR WEALTH?
That would be pretty stupid, since tats are way more common for poor people.
>Sanchez is like a fucking normie kid. He post pictures of his dogs on social media and plays fifa.
sanchez has been my boy ever since his udinese days
finading pictures of him when he was younger ust reminds me of my past
out of my NT I can think of Cheech and Rafa Márquez for the normie looking award.
>chicharito back then
he looked like your neighbor or that guy in college imo
Chicharito changed his hairstyle and it looks more "agressive" now, tho
Granted, it hasn't changed a lot and may be a more juvenile hairstyle but still normie as fuck
>Suarez
Tattooed too, look at pic related. He doesn't have a faggy haircut though, so he looks quite normal.
>For you
Exactly this.
>who is James McClean
>Actually caring about this shit
I miss when Sup Forums didn't consist mostly of boring conservatives desu.
It's not really only in football though. Tattoos are much more accepted in Western society today. You can pretty much thank Beckham for that.
underage bans out
It's called growing up.
But Davids had to wear those due to glaucoma.
See this is why I don't really blame Germans for the Holocaust. It was really the Poles that did it. In Poland.