cringe thread? just something I did when I was 16: (sorry if it's long, my first greentext)
>be me in 2012 >summer, bored af cause friendless beta >decide to go to Italy by train cause why not >visit Bologna for a week >first day I walk around and take pictures >second day do the same >third day I'm tired and stay at hotel >basically spent the rest of the week in my room doing the same shit I did at home >youtube, Sup Forums, youtube, pornhub, youtube >start watching some 'pranksters' (they were kinda fresh back then) >guy makes out with random girls on street! >gets me thinking >maybe I should do something like that >maybe I could get an italian qt3.14 gf? >is it that easy? >my last day in Italy >spend a few hours at station, train is late >still haven't done anything interesting this entire week >see this 8/10 girl, around my age >she's walking towards me in the distance >get a piece of paper and write on it: >"hi. you look pretty damn good" [...]
>she's coming closer, about to walk past me >while standing there like a badass mf >I hand her that tiny piece of paper >she reads it >looks at me >I look at her >my face turns red >she gives me a little smile that says nothing but "I pity you" and walks away >kill me now pls
>full of regret I walk around at station for another hour >what was I thinking? >finally train arrives >sit down >train gets crowded >ppl from around the world >only empty seat is the one next to me >anyone could sit there >but the universe hates me >girl from earlier sits down >avoid eye contact for 8 hours straight >go home and cry a little for being this pathetic
Ryder Diaz
Problaly lives in Europe and had a job. Me and my friends went to germany to get alcohol poisoning when we were 16.
Michael Nelson
Bump
Caleb Nelson
Dumping my fedoras
Isaac Lopez
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David Butler
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Joshua King
That's genuine autism
Josiah Ross
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Grayson Martin
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Jace Reyes
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Elijah Johnson
Counter-strike
> Be 20 first day of new college year > See 8/10 in class > Ask her out to lunch > She says no
8 months pass.
> End of year social > Sitting on couch next to 8/10 > She pulls a sandwich out of a bag and bites it > I point and say, "aha!" > She totally gets it, laughs > Still nosex
>make joke referencing how a girl rejected you >alpha
Okay
Robert Phillips
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Ethan Collins
and she laughed
maybe she just wasn't into him, doesn't mean he's automatically beta
Hunter Martin
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Kevin Young
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Evan Sanders
That's not cringe. That's hilarious. Honestly, if you're decently attractive, that little line could've scored you at least a date with like 8/10 girls. Girls like a guy that can make them laugh.
Dominic Adams
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Nathaniel Rogers
The fact is, almost nobody can avoid being rejected. Even the best pick up artists will tell you that they get rejected most of the time. It's a numbers game, ask enough women out and eventually one will say yes. You just gotta get used to handling rejection. An alpha shrugs it off and tries the next woman he likes the look of. A beta dwells on it forever and writes fucking green text stories about it.
Nolan Rivera
But at least you have a story to tell Sup Forums. That's something I guess.
Brody Scott
I'm decently attractive and i make people laugh. What the fuck am i doing on Sup Forums?
Adam Sanchez
Jacking it to furries?
Luis Price
MY WIFES SON!
KEK
Also the Game
Cameron Wood
Oh yeah now i remember.
Thanks user!
Easton Richardson
I learned that a while ago
it's just a stupid idea to judge a girls look, write it on paper and hand it to her. It just screams autism. I'm still a virgin, but I can handle rejection quite well nowadays.
yeah, now I can have a little laugh about my own stupidity
Brandon Butler
this is true
Leo Taylor
My spock alarm is going insane. Somebody cap his ass
Robert Thompson
his?
Alexander Roberts
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Isaiah Harris
>Be 16 i on the countryside in ny familys cottage. >My family werent there so i decided to jerk off. >I was going out go throw away my jizzpaper when people in suits started approaching. >"Hello we are Jehovas witnesses" >fuck my life
Samuel Richardson
The guy on the facebook pick. He is a fucking brainded retard who dorsnt know the difference beyween star wars and Star Track
Austin Hill
that's a girl, user
Brandon Johnson
>the difference beyween star wars and Star Track >star wars and Star Track >Star Track
Juan Rodriguez
This belongs to be in YLYL
Camden Carter
A girl on the internet. Yeah right and whats next, more than one jender?
Stop trolling and go fuck a fuck
Juan Brooks
what's cringe about that?
Aiden Cook
Space Train?
Adam Wright
The Jenevas whitnesses sucked him off. Fagola
Jacob Jackson
It felt pretty fucked standing there looking like shit holding semen stained paper talking about Jesus.
Jace Green
You have a fucming problem you wookie! I happen to be a Tracky. Dont even try to combatant my knowledge of the show
I boldly go where no man goes before
Robert King
Probably pity laugh to keep things from getting more awkward
