ITT: post the most perverted thing you've ever done

ITT: post the most perverted thing you've ever done.

>be me
>19
>living in low rent apartment with roommates
>one roommate is female
>while she was sleeping snuck in room
>quiet tip toe
>go up to her bed she had been drinking so she's passed out cold
>nudge her arms and legs to make sure she's really out
>she's blacked out
>no idea what's going on
>lift up her skirt
>just sneak a peak
>getting hard so pull cock out
>see her lacy panties
>see through
>instantly start fapping when I see her vagina
>start touching it to see if she feels
>she's unaware but she moans when I start rubbing it
>pull her panties to side
>kneel down and start licking her vagina
>being a virgin this experience is greatest ever
>start feeling myself cum
>she starts coming to
>"user?"
>oh shit oh shit oh shit
>she starts to realize what's going on
>yell "I'm not going out without a bang!"
>shove my cumming dick into her vagina and cum buckets
>she moans and grumbles and then passes out again
>next day ask her how she is
>she doesn't remember the night before
>don't bring it up
We talk occasionally but we've never talked about it and I don't know if she even knows, been 5 years

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Congrats, you are a rapist.

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But she doesn't know so does it really count?

I lost my virginity when I was 17 to a 6'2" Mexican in a baseball diamond on the bleachers where she cried and compared me to the guy who raped her

Not using "cum all ogre me" and she was fiona and you were shrek

2/10

What?

>plot twist
You were the guy who raped her

I wish then she would have had a reason to cry

Fixd

>be me
>19
>living in low rent apartment with roommates
>one roommate is female
>while she was sleeping snuck in room
>quiet tip toe
>go up to her bed she had been drinking so she's passed out cold
>nudge her arms and legs to make sure she's really out
>she's blacked out
>no idea what's going on
>lift up her skirt
>just sneak a peak
>getting hard so pull cock out
>see her lacy panties
>see through
>instantly start fapping when I see her vagina
>start touching it to see if she feels
>she's unaware but she moans when I start rubbing it
>pull her panties to side
>kneel down and start licking her vagina
>being a virgin this experience is greatest ever
>start feeling myself cum
>she starts coming to
>"user?"
>oh shit oh shit oh shit
>she starts to realize what's going on
>yell "I'm not going out without a bang!"
>she cries out "cum all ogre me"
>shove my cumming dick into her vagina and cum buckets
>she moans and grumbles and then shes fiona
>im shrek
>somebody once told me
>the world was gonna roll me
>i aint the sharpest tool in the shed

impressive/10

Never kek'd this hard

Fucking retard.

>Took my fuck buddy out for her 21st bday. she drinks a fuckload of liquor
>bring her home. we fuck. I cum. she wants to know if I can go again
>I tell her to give me a few mins. Im playing with her pussy while I try to rejuvinate
>she blacks out cold. cant wake her no matter what
>get hard again. figure she'll wake up if I get on top of her. she doesnt.
>fuck her passed out body and cum inside her
>next day she asks what happened
>she doesnt even remember when we fucked the first time while she was consciouss
>just told her we fucked twice. she happily accepted this

guess you cant call it rape if she would have been willing anyway, but it was hot as fuck for me to do something that rapey. I like to consider it as I have officially raped a passed-out girl.

went through a girl's garbage can in bathroom to dig out smaller plastic bag that had panties she was going to throw away. I took them and regularly jerk off with them.

Like 5 pairs, and I've stolen literally dozens from her over the years

I'll bite I have two stories, I'll start wth the less perverted one.

>be me
>waiting on line for a concert with a friend
>get there way too early
>have to wait 6 hours until doors open
>friend and I strike up conversation with other people on the line
>three weeb girls and an older guy
>two of the girls have been there since 4am, we got there at 7am
>the other girl (we'll call her spots) and older guy got there around the same time we did
>turns out that older guy with spots was her dad, she's in her teens
>Eventually we get tired of standing and sitting down on the floor waiting it out
>we're all talking when my friend sends me a text even though he's right next to me
>spots keeps moving around fixing her mini skirt not realizing she's flashing her panties to the entire line
>My friend is now trying to snap a picture of her while shes fixing herself
>This girl is doing it like every 15 minutes
>He's failing so hard
>Point this out to him and then he tells me to try
>I say no
>He then brings up another time when we we're in highschool and I snapped an upskirt of our English teacher
>Cave in due to boredom and feeling up for a challenge
>Spend the next hour positioning my phone in the right position, making it look like I'm texting while they're all talking
>Spots does what she does best, still flashing them on accident every 15 minutes
>She's definitely not doing this on purpose, was a totally innocent kid with her dad right next to her
>My camera's on the ready
>She fixes the mini skirt
>See a flash of polka dot panties for the 700th time
>Snap the pic right there
>Send it to my friend
>Winrar.rar
>Mfw I dont feel like a failure for taking a picture of a teen girl's panties with her father right next to her
>Mfw I'd do it again for the thrill

I have another story, lemme know if you're interested, this one isn't as bad as the next.

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did you not have a video recorder to just get stills from?

Roll

tell more, it's midnight and I'm sober

>16 or 17 years old
>Wanted to get a job as a life guard
>Have to retake swimming lessons to be certified
>In a class with a bunch of 13 year olds
>Loved it when they saw me naked in the change room every day

I was too worried about getting caught. There were a fuck ton of more people on line and they would have seen that, I barely got the picture.

Plus when you're doing this you get a fucking adrenaline rush so I'm thinking the whole time what would happen if I got caught, which made me more cautious. It's euphoric.

Who doesnt like 13yo boys looking at their wee wee

Still not seeing pics of polka dot panties

>15
>live near big water park, go every summer
>parents would drop off me and my friend for 6 hours
>go to the lazy river
>I could swim fast especially with the current
>made for easy hit-and-run tactics
>friend and I would fondle girls in the lazy river and escape before they could see or do anything
>sometimes we would just perform a "swim-by" which was we swim to our target underwater and grab a handful of ass as we go by
>this method was best for stealth
>sometimes we would find a sexy bitch sitting in an intertube tanning and swim up inside and get a face full of ass
>that was more risky. Had to watch out for boyfriends or lifeguards
>my personal favorite was the bra snatch
>similar to the swim-by, the bra snatch and grab was an operation to come in stealth and strike your target when she was most unsuspecting
>rip her top off and swim away lighting speed
>this was all very easy to do because there were literally a thousand people sitting in this big current of water
>we could just easily swim away super fast. With enough legs to weave around and a long enough breath you will already by out of sight by the time we surfaced for air
>we mastered this to an art and never got caught
>had some close calls tho

I'll take more. Sober at 3am. Couldnt

>helped a 15-year old girl get a dog to lick her pussy

>fucked a girl on the bed next to her sleeping niece

>same girl, got creepshots of her two older sisters and mother naked

>fucked a sidegirl bare, went home to my girlfriend, and made her suck my dick immediately

>ducktaped a girls pussy, made her drink lots of water and sent her out for the day so by the time she got home she was in pain from needing to pee, made her suck my cock before I took the tape off

probably a lot more, that's just what immediately comes to mind.

Awesome

Alright I'll split this in parts bear with me here.

>be me 16/17 I can't remember anymore
>have a qt gf
>15, fucking perfect everything, just my type
>we've been dating for a year at this point
>i was lucky enough to have her parents actually like me
>Had only heard stories of fear from other friends who have had gfs in high school
>Life is perfect
>Except one thing...
>This bitch won't put out
>Perfect fucking body but wants to get married before sex
>Were both virgins and I agreed to wait because she was the one
>FuckMyLife.gif
>Everything is alright
>Anyway enough with back story
>Flash to the summer
>Get invited to her vacation house
>She isn't rich
>It was a trailer on a strip of huge property
>Hyped as fuck
>Get to spend tons of time with her
(Cont)

I already got banned on here before. I'm not getting banned again for posting pics of a underage girls panties

taught my cousin all about sex- from masturbation to creampies.

Started out with us playing PS2 and having the vibration going indefinitely. with some game I forget which, but I showed her what she could do with it vibrating like that.

She was so fucking eager I loved her

how did four hours pass though?

Tony Hawk with infinite grind?

Sucked on my girlfriend's dad's girlfriends daughter's panties i pulled out of the dirty laundry hamper, and then proceeded to jack of into them, and then rubbed the cum around the fabric to make sure it wasn't obvious.

Happened a couple of months ago, i think she's 15 now.

>things go great the first day
>Really long car ride so we just chill in the trailer house
>It's actually relaxing as fuck being away from city/suburban life
>Just in a different setting
>Now skip to that night, there's a bit of a problem with sleep arrangements
>A family friend came there that same day and slept over night
>There wasn't enough beds for everyone so me and the gf ended up sleeping in the same bed
>Her dad, while chill as fuck was against this just because of normal dad fears
>I was always a good person in front of them so it wasn't like they were aware that I was a huge fucking pervert
>He'll my gf didn't even know that I am a huge pervert
>Any way gfs mom calms him down saying it's just for one night
>He gives me a warning
>Im not nervous or anything, everything is fine
>Everyone goes to sleep
(Cont)

not like you can tell her age from the panties

>midnight
>3am
>4 hours passed
wait wat

I need some advice. My GF is one of those "marry before sex- girls", I tried convincing her a few times but she just wont listen nor change her mind. wat do?

put it in her butt. God's loophole

alright alright

>Be me
>Be 20
>be living in college apartment with seven other people
>two other guys and five girls
>all girls are above a 7/10, best is prob a soft 9
>One girl has huge tits
>im talking DD, i have pictures if i can find my old phone
>One night she gets black out drunk at a party and i walk her home, relatively drunk myself
>not uncommon, I blacked out three times a week
>Shes acting pretty horny and is all over me
>I know she has a boyfriend at home but i figure if she dont care i dont care
>Go up to her room and start hooking up
>her shirts off and were making out on her bed
>she takes off her bra and I bury my face in her tits
>she laughs and starts to take off my pants
>asks if i have a condom
>Who even uses condoms? fuck ok i tell her ill go get one
>cant find one in my room
>start panicing
>cant find condoms anywhere
>end up having to run to the floor below to grab one from a friend's apartment
>walk back into her room and shes passed the fuck out, topless on her bed
>start cursing myself and the nut i won't get
>check my phone, its only 1215, roommates wont be home for awhile
>im drunk horny and my cock wont take no for an answer
>fuck it
>Start poking her, grabbing her tits, she's not moving
>really push her, like flip her over and shove her around
>still wont move
>take my pants and underwear off
>mount her as she lays on her back with her huge ttites and sexy little panties on
>titty fuck her for all of a minute before i cum buckets
>wipe off her chin and chest
>she asks why her hair is crusty the next morning

We hooked up a couple time after that too

>Be me
>17
>have step sister who is 16.
>at my dads apartment.
>its a 1 bedroom he and his girlfriend share
>in the living room laying on the couch.
>step sis is asleep on the couch with her feet pretty close to my face
>touch her foot
>no movement.
>put my hand on her ass
>boner.jpeg
>get idea
>slowly move her foot closer to my face
>lick her toes
>nothing. She is sound asleep
>suck on toe while i jerk off.
>suck on her sweet sexy toes and blow my load.
>clean up.
>go to sleep afterwards.
>no regrets

Shoved various types of wet and squishy foods and substances into a diaper i was wearing. Faves are warm wet noodles and oatmeal.

Faster trailer boy

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She was probably pretending to be asleep and knows exactly what you did.

(cont)
NIGHT 1

>now we're sleeping and I'm in paradise
>All sex aside, I love sleeping with a person
>Nothing nasty, just relaxing sleep with the person (I thought) I love
>Everything is fine until I realize the position I'm in
>I'm sleeping for an entire night with my hot ass fucking gf
>She's already asleep
>My dick rises
>I test the waters
>Poke her a few times in spots I know she's ticklish in
>Nothing.jpg
>Wait a few mins and try again
>ShesOutCold.webm
>I slowly reach up to her shirt
>Wait a few seconds
>Second by second Im pulling down her shirt at a slow pace
>Lying next to her, nervous about her waking up
>The adrenaline is kicking in again
>My rock hard dick is now against her thigh as I keep pulling her shirt down
>Eventually I get one of her tits out
>It's so dark and I can't see a thing
>But Im in awe
>My hand glides over her bare breast
(Cont)

Good. I hope so

Fucking upskirts at school, all the fucking time
the thrill it gave you followed through the the 10 minutes spent wacking off to it in the photos. Then rejoin class as if nothing happened.

U know u can post more than 15 lines at a time u faggot just tell the story

>not posting the picture

we may require that pic

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Hi im Chris Johnson with nightline BBC, why don't you sit down

WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED

nah bro. the bitch has to hate it for rape, ur just a pussy

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WTF?! YOU SICK FUCK! TRIGGERED!

>19, drunk
>watching movies with two girls
>Cute one has legs crossed over mine
>All fall asleep on couch
>Weird drunk sleep/awake intermediate state
>my hand automatically runs up her legs under skirt
>Slowly rub pussy through panties
>gently play with her boobs
>eventually she wakes up early
>she starts writing in her diary, gazing out the window

up to this day I don't know if she was aware and I don't know what she wrote down.

Also after that I thought I had sleep sex syndrome and I quit alcohol to better my life.

For fuck sakes I want to go to sleep m9 hurry up

(Cont)

>As I place my hand down, sweat starting to form from fear of being caught
>I feel a tiny nipple on top of her size C breasts
>I didn't even know my dick could get harder than that but it did
>Tiny nipples turn me on so fucking much
>Keep in mind I've never seen tits or a girl naked in person before
>After touching them I get an idea
>Wait a few more seconds to see if she's still sleeping
>Still out cold
>Put my mouth up close to her beautiful exposed tit
>Slowly...very slowly start sucking on her nipple
>My dick is crying for attention right now
>I pull it out, rub it on her thighs for a little bit
>Start slowly jerking it
>I'm in love with life right now
>Stay this way for about 2 minutes before I blow my load in my hand
>Place her shirt back on as normal
>Clean up in the bathroom
>Go back to bed with her and fall asleep
>Wake up the next morning everything is fine
>No one noticed, not even her
>Spend that entire day regretting I never took a picture
>Remember I have two more nights of this vacation
(Cont)

so what?

Agreed, almost 3am here

Fuck! I know this is gonna end in either the dinosaur or the spaghetti but I can't stop reading.

holy shit it's been four hours hurry up

Hurry up user

Of course it fucking counts you shitcunt! Would you be asking that if the exact same thing happened to your sister?

Do the world a favour and kill yourself. I won't say 'an hero' yourself as there's nothing heroic about you. Twat.

Fucked my ex while she was passed out from a seizure. Really wish there was more to tell but there's not. Glad she was willing to let me fuck her whenever she was out though

Watafak

(Cont)
>Next night, ready to sleep
>Do the same procedure again, check if she's asleep etc.
>This time I get a little bit too frisky
>I stick my fist up her ass but quickly get it out
>This time I remembered to take a picture
>Flash is on
>SHIT
>In the light of the flash I see that it's not my GF but actually her dad
>MFW

youtube.com/watch?v=K2KcovROGbE

OMG< y didnt you yell bazinga!?

I'm hoping for fresh prince right now.

k e k

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>be me
>20
>hanging out at a buddy's house
>his girlfriend is a freak
>buddy tells me everything about their sex life
>even though I don't ask
>tells me she likes to get blackout drunk and gives him the green light to rape her
>huge anal freak as well
>obedient as hell
>start becoming really turned on by her
>fapping to her a lot
>one day my buddy and her go to see a movie while I'm over at his house
>I stay there and kick it till they get back
>I know they have 3 dildos
>while they are gone I find the dildos
>I know for a fact they only use them on her
>so no gay shit confirmed
>take dildos and suck that pussy and ass juice off of them
>fuck my ass with one of the dildos
>blow cum everywhere
>clean up the best I can
>wash dildo to get my shit stink off of it
>put the dildos back how I found them
>they come home later
>act like nothing happened

God I'm a sick fuck

I'm pretty tame I suppose but

>17 staying at GFs (16)
>Her friend is also staying over, we are all going to sleep.
>Friend way hotter, wouldn't give up the guaranteed pussy for her but had seriously considered it.
>GF and I awake spooning watching and checking to see if friend is asleep on nearby futon.
>Coast seems clear, put my dick in GFs ass and kinda hit it still in spoon position so I can keep an eye on the friend.
>Bust a nut and we both head to the bathroom to take a shower.
>I walk past the futon nude with my semi-erect cock swinging proudly and the friend I can see has her eyes open looking surprised/creeped/amazed I still couldn't tell
>Had to have been awake for all of it

GF eventually got crazy about this same friend with some mad jealousy, I thought it was a sign I was in. Broke things off and tried to hit up the friend, the friend chose my GFs friendship instead. Wtf women lol

Let my 2 nephews(8&9yo) watch me and my gf have sex, have done it a couple times.

What happened next??

ate a tiny bit of my gf's shit I found on my cock after I fucked her in the ass.

found the guy waiting for a secrets thread

Overdose of kek

Me and her father got married. My GF was pretty livid though

zozzled

? wut?

(Cont)
NIGHT 2

>so for this night, instead of staying in the trailer home again, my gf, her mom, my gfs two brothers (with their gfs) and I decide to stay in a hotel room for the night
>Gfs mom works for the hotel branch and gets a huge discount
>LivingLuxury.tif
>We got two rooms
>First room was the two brothers and their gfs
>Second room was me,gf and her mom
>I'm gonna tell you right now, nothing happens with her mom, dont get your hopes up, I wish, she's fucking hot too
>Anyway the brothers(their gfs too) and the mom go out to eat
>Me and gf decide to hang back in the hotel room because we're tired
>I am now fucking alone with my girlfriend in a hotel room
>Keep in mind what happened last night
>My brain (as in my dick) is fucking going crazy
>She takes a shower since she hasn't yet
>I just wait on the bed,get into some pajama pants and wait for her
>She comes out after a few mins wearing only a towel
>ExpandDong.jpg
>I tell her how sexy she looks and she gets all nervous since she's wearing nothing under the towel
>I ask her to come to the bed
>She actually does it, holy fuck I didn't think she would
>Have her lay down, knowing there's a tiny piece of fabric in the way of me and her bare naked body
>I hold back every fucking urge not to explode my pent back rage of never having sex with her before
>I swear if I had a condom I would have fucked her right then and there
>We make out on the bed for 10 minutes straight
>After a bit she says this is kinda weird and wants to get dressed
>Fuck my life
>I dont get mad, let her put pajamas on and wait for her
>In the mean time, I lay on the bed in a position so that my pajama pants have the button hole where my dick is exposed
>She comes back, cute as fuck and hops back on bed with me
(Cont)

Kek

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Woah woah woah! That's fucked up! What the hell man? *Starts levitating and crosses legs in mid air and a blue cape appears around neck*
You do not deserve to live and I will track you down!

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fucking cuck

BumP

4 hours for this?
I wish I had the rideneverends.jpg

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Stole a pair of my friends sisters panties by sneaking them out in my mouth. And wanted with them. Gave em a wash and chucked them in their washing pile when I whent back to his. :|

Offff by oooooone

>We continue to make out for a bit more
>Afterwards we lay down and talk some more
>Eventually we discuss the fact that I've had a raging fucking hard on the entire time
>She's gotten used to it because Everytime we're alone and make out I get a boner because of how bad I want to fuck her
>I dare her to touch it because I'm feeling horny
Bit of back story
>She's grabbed my dick before and has stroked me about before but ONLY through boxers or pajama pants
>She grabs it through my pants as usual
>After enjoying a mediocre handjob I dare her to pull out my dick
>She of course says no because "that's gross"
>I play the mental game and say very sarcastically "oh you wouldn't do it anyway, I know you by now"
>She catches and calls me out on exactly that
>I act like I dont care and say "whatever it doesn't matter"
>She goes for it
>DumbBitch.gif
>Pulls out my dick
>Doesn't look at it
>Its now out in the open , begging to be touched
>She reaches for it
(Cont)

I did not ask for a gore thread you sick fuck