Sup Forums makes a magic card

Sup Forums makes a magic card
first one to roll dubs chooses a name.

Schlakakakawienerschnitzel Hitler's Weewee Master Nazi Dick Card 69

Angry cock gobbler

The Normie Destroyer

kek, this

roll

Eric Harris

Desu shout

rolling for this

Gelatin Pride

The REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

rollingg

this pls

Jugemu Jugemu Go-Kō-no-Surikire Kaijari-suigyo no Suigyō-matsu Unrai-matsu Fūrai-matsu Kū-Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yaburakōji no Burakōji Paipo Paipo Paipo no Shūringan Shūringan no Gūrindai Gūrindai no Ponpokopii no Ponpokonā no Chōkyūmei no Chōsuke did that? We'd better call Jugemu Jugemu Go-Kō-no-Surikire Kaijari-suigyo no Suigyō-matsu Unrai-matsu Fūrai-matsu Kū-Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yaburakōji no Burakōji Paipo Paipo Paipo no Shūringan Shūringan no Gūrindai Gūrindai no Ponpokopii no Ponpokonā no Chōkyūmei no Chōsuke

roolling

fucking wow

winrar? winrars?

Give me a second, I have to use a paint program instead of MSE now.

We Dem Boys

Oh shit

Holy shit

Shit OP, I'm sorry.

My god!

Bump

Trump, the god emperor

Nah its all good.

Next choose the supertype
Enchantment, Instant, Land, Artifact, Sorcery, Planeswalker.

Oh forgot the creature type.

Sorcery

Roll

Instant!

Well played.

Holy shit.

Shoot I can't remember if Instants have any subtypes besides trap and arcane.

dubs chooses instant subtype if any and cost.

0

cost 4 red, 4 blue, 6 other

Damn, nice.

Dubs chooses image. The card doesn't change.

Arcane Subtype
Good 'ole 3 mana cost.
UWB

Why not?

no fuck you

Oh you're right, there should be a '0'
I'll add that in once the image is chosen.

How about this?

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Name is winning post numbers

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Your mothers dick.

not bad but still re for

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ayy lmao

see Dubs for the rules text.

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lmao

so whats now? effect? author? abilities? common text? colour (even if cost is 0)? rarity? series? color of border? shininess?

Ryuu Ga Waga Teki GO FUCK YOURSELF

Rules for now

This name will permanently numb your tongue for even attempting to say it. Legends say this name was given to a boy whose mother could not chose just one. Poor bastard.

Is this where I put the text?

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tap: untap every other card under your control.

When any players tap any card except Jugemu Jugemu Go-Kō-no-Surikire Kaijari-suigyo no Suigyō-matsu Unrai-matsu Fūrai-matsu Kū-Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yaburakōji no Burakōji Paipo Paipo Paipo no Shūringan Shūringan no Gūrindai Gūrindai no Ponpokopii no Ponpokonā no Chōkyūmei no Chōsuke did that? We'd better call Jugemu Jugemu Go-Kō-no-Surikire Kaijari-suigyo no Suigyō-matsu Unrai-matsu Fūrai-matsu Kū-Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yaburakōji no Burakōji Paipo Paipo Paipo no Shūringan Shūringan no Gūrindai Gūrindai no Ponpokopii no Ponpokonā no Chōkyūmei no Chōsuke under his/her control, untap Jugemu Jugemu Go-Kō-no-Surikire Kaijari-suigyo no Suigyō-matsu Unrai-matsu Fūrai-matsu Kū-Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yaburakōji no Burakōji Paipo Paipo Paipo no Shūringan Shūringan no Gūrindai Gūrindai no Ponpokopii no Ponpokonā no Chōkyūmei no Chōsuke did that? We'd better call Jugemu Jugemu Go-Kō-no-Surikire Kaijari-suigyo no Suigyō-matsu Unrai-matsu Fūrai-matsu Kū-Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yaburakōji no Burakōji Paipo Paipo Paipo no Shūringan Shūringan no Gūrindai Gūrindai no Ponpokopii no Ponpokonā no Chōkyūmei no Chōsuke.

Roll

Damn, Double Trips tonight. I can sleep soundly.

This is very sensible.

Roll for dubs to change the boarder color, card color, decide the rarity, decide the flavor text, artist name and series.

Or decide to go to a new card.

kek
nice trips
nice try

Flavortext should be

Mythic rare

Add this under the text currently on the card

I contest, that's not a valid ability.

I propose to swap it to italic test.


Rolling fo this

The dubs decide. I'll change it if I get trips, otherwise the only changes allowed are listed in

Mythic rare, orange color, yellow border, foil

Tap: When "Jugemu Jugemu Go-Kō-no-Surikire Kaijari-suigyo no Suigyō-matsu Unrai-matsu Fūrai-matsu Kū-Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yaburakōji no Burakōji Paipo Paipo Paipo no Shūringan Shūringan no Gūrindai Gūrindai no Ponpokopii no Ponpokonā no Chōkyūmei no Chōsuke did that? We'd better call Jugemu Jugemu Go-Kō-no-Surikire Kaijari-suigyo no Suigyō-matsu Unrai-matsu Fūrai-matsu Kū-Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yaburakōji no Burakōji Paipo Paipo Paipo no Shūringan Shūringan no Gūrindai Gūrindai no Ponpokopii no Ponpokonā no Chōkyūmei no Chōsuke" is tapped, untap every card named "Jugemu Jugemu Go-Kō-no-Surikire Kaijari-suigyo no Suigyō-matsu Unrai-matsu Fūrai-matsu Kū-Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yaburakōji no Burakōji Paipo Paipo Paipo no Shūringan Shūringan no Gūrindai Gūrindai no Ponpokopii no Ponpokonā no Chōkyūmei no Chōsuke did that? We'd better call Jugemu Jugemu Go-Kō-no-Surikire Kaijari-suigyo no Suigyō-matsu Unrai-matsu Fūrai-matsu Kū-Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yaburakōji no Burakōji Paipo Paipo Paipo no Shūringan Shūringan no Gūrindai Gūrindai no Ponpokopii no Ponpokonā no Chōkyūmei no Chōsuke" visible from your current location while shouting; "Jugemu Jugemu Go-Kō-no-Surikire Kaijari-suigyo no Suigyō-matsu Unrai-matsu Fūrai-matsu Kū-Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yaburakōji no Burakōji Paipo Paipo Paipo no Shūringan Shūringan no Gūrindai Gūrindai no Ponpokopii no Ponpokonā no Chōkyūmei no Chōsuke did that? We'd better call Jugemu Jugemu Go-Kō-no-Surikire Kaijari-suigyo no Suigyō-matsu Unrai-matsu Fūrai-matsu Kū-Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yaburakōji no Burakōji Paipo Paipo Paipo no Shūringan Shūringan no Gūrindai Gūrindai no Ponpokopii no Ponpokonā no Chōkyūmei no Chōsuke"

Go for a new card

Card name is Dip, The Schween King

>foil
I wouldn't know how to do that in paint.net and I don't think MSE supports it either.

Are you guys ready for a new card or do you want to keep changing this one?

Roll

NEW CARD PLS

Eh I guess I could do that. Seems pretty slow since the first one is pretty much done.

Dubs chooses a name and color.

Dubs, grey

Name: Foil
Color: Negro

The Pee Pee Monster, pink

roll

rolling

Moot, pink

Next choose the supertype and rarity.

Rawling for planeswalker

Re-roll

roll

re roll

legendary creature, mythic rare

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Hey buddy I think you got the wrong door, the Yu Gi Oh club is two blocks down.

reroll

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