>You wake up in Warsaw as a Polish man...
wat do
You wake up in Warsaw as a Polish man
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have a nice time
I'd visit my friend from Warsaw than take a train to my city and buy some beers on my way home.
>polish man
>man
so fucking close
No more spic last name, finally
I could do anything really,
I might detail my car with gold,
drink until I headbutt a wall,
pull down an old multistory brick wall with my vw golf
hit my friend in the face with a thrown table as I take a swing at my other friend that's knocked himself over a couch
observe evidence that suggests a heliocentric model of the solar system
thats actually look beautiful
this desuma
Would I remain a polish man even if/when I make it back to a civilized country? If I'm stuck polish I'd just jump infront of a train desu
you have to go back
suicide
Aw yiss.
suicide
You are forever a Polish, how lucky you are.
Get myself a truck and start driving for Germany.
What's holindg you back?
>Warsaw
>Poland
that great. best place.
many beautiful women , good food, comfy climate.
>Drink coffee vodka
>Steal German cars
>Sell in Poland
>brag online about polish growth
>sleep
>repeat
poland is good country than ukraine desu.
But being a polak means lifetime suffering.
I just did, ama
Go to Hajnowka.
Do you feel superior to other Europeans about living in Warsaw?
God I love his videos.
He somehow manages to make every place feel empty though.
Ask some german to drive me to the polish death camps and shoot me since i'm worthless slav.
>brew some coffee
>eat some eggs, sausages and bread (or just reheated leftover dinner)
>smoke a cig
>take a shower and shave the beard
>go to work
Piss off mongol
Was directed to pekka not op kek
eat pierogi
Move back to Canada then find my friends and scare them by being this weird Polish guy who knows everything about them.
Crash a truck into a mass of Germans.
FUCK OFF OP WE KNOW YOU'RE POLISH AND YOU'RE NOT FOOLING ANYONE
K Y S
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Say kurwa and reach for another bottle
Go to Russia
Laugh at all those fake historical buildings.
>jump in my stolen german truck, drive to berlin, get shot by a 23 year old refugee from pakistan, watch in heaven how he shitty drive into a christmas market and crashed into a christmas tree.
>fake historical buildings.
Tears of joy because I am a real European living in a beautiful European city
Would rather wake up as a Polish girl though. Waking up as a Polish man means I can no longer jerk off since that would be all sorts of gay since it's not my penis.
I'm already a Polish man living in Warsaw
it's a fucking hellhole
Poland is amazing kys.
oh well, i guess i'm poor and ugly slav now. time to kill myself
KMS time
I couldn't deal with Slavlife
i don't believe you,
you must be using proxy
>beautiful
>safe
>high salaries
>low costs of life
>excellent public transport
>24/7 alcohol stores at every corner
Warsaw is literally a paradise.
no, it's not kys