Sup guys, let me tell you about a date I went on a few days ago

Sup guys, let me tell you about a date I went on a few days ago...
>swiping on tinder at about 1:00 am
>have a gf, but not really interested in her
>she's fat
>i'm like a 6/10 so i'll talk to whoever i match
>match a cute girl, prob like 8/10 and skinny
>cool, we chat all night and have very similar interests

no1 cares faggot, post tits pics and be done

>this

its beginning to look like summer

cont...
>at work next day
>set up date for later that night
>had plans to hang out with fat GF
>cancel her
>go on date with skinny girl
>cool, pick her up at 7
>get some decent food, kinda pricey.. but whatever
>talk about life, whatnot
>she has severe anxiety / depression
>she's been married THREE times
>tubes tied because she doesn't want any more kids
>oh cool, she has a kid
>didn't tell me that shit
>fk it, still hot.
>"what next, user?"
>we got to my place for drinks
>cool, we get into my place...
>she grabs my roommate's football team banner and throws it off our balcony
>"fuck the chargers"
>ohshitshescrazy.jpg

oh shit continue

pls continue

bumping, you got my attention

cont 2...
>whatever, take a piss and turn on netflix
>make us some drinks
>i'm awkward as all fuck
>obviously this is heading where i want it to
>don't know how to push it over
>turn to her and ask if she wants to make out
>she looks at me like I'm fucking retarded
>feel fucking retarded
>cant get worse from here so
>fk it, make out with her
>awesome kisser
>she addresses the awkwardness
>cant even explain
>fk it, make out some more
>she bites the fuck out of my lip
>okay, never done shit like that, but whatever
>things are heating up
>clothes come off
>bites the actual fuck out of my lip
>numb for a week, drew blood
>bit my chest too
>fuuuuuuu
>welp, can't see actual GF for the rest of the weekend
>sex was actually awesome
>nutted twice
>in her
>idgaf
>she likes it rough
>tells me after that she's actually a sub, and is normally dommed...
>waitwhat

Bumpidy

...

Shit! Is her name Sarah Kichen?

Sounds like fun

You gonna dump your girlfriend?

cont 3...
>okay so "normally"
>so apparently her current roommate (male) and her are fucking
>he doms her and they fuck practically daily
>ohshit
>it's cool apparently, though
>just sex, NSA
>sounds like this dude got an awesome deal
>"yeah, he's like hardcore goth and doesn't really get out much"
>wut
>"yeah, like black fingernail polish and everything"
>the fuck did I just put my dick in?

Nope

So complicated haha.

cont 4...
>okay, whatever what's done is done
>we hop in the shower
>make small talk; ask what she did before she moved here
>only here for past month or so
>"i used to be a stripper"
>fucking christ man
>explains that body though....
>okay, cool so...
>feels like she will tell me anything for whatever reason
>ask if she's ever done a 3 way
>yup, like 5 times MMF and MFF
>that's actually kinda cool

fck that.. should of just stayed with your current gf op.

Tits or gtfo

run op, don't stick your dick in crazy, it will not end well, also be a fucking man and call it off with your current gf
tl;dr?
>run
>break up with gf
>fuck new bitches
>
>profit

So she chopped your dick off right?

i agree with this user. You dont want to be a cuck to a crazy bitch and if you dont like your landwhale of a gf then freewillie.mediaplayer

this. its all fun and games till you find out her tubes arent really tied or she stabs you or some shit.

Honestly, it's boring after this. We watched a movie and I took her home. Haven't heard from her in like 2 weeks.

Didn't take any pics... Too busy fucking.

I'm moving in a few months and will have to make the choice if I want to marry current GF or break up. I've told her where I stand. Telling her I cheated on her would only mean I don't have sex for that time. I see no benefit in telling her.

She had the scars from the laproscopic surgery.

Holy shit user, I know a Sarah kichen sub. Red head, TX?