You have to fuck one of these women, which one?

You have to fuck one of these women, which one?

I'll fuck the guy

I'd take the peggin by Bailey rather than fuck a vapid cunt

Fucking Amy would just be a chore, she's so ugly and fat I'd never cum and the sex would drag on for way longer than needed.

At least if I bang Bailey, I can pretend I'm just banging a hot girl in the ass, cum inside and be done with it.

Who's the other tranny?
Also I'd take option C

Bailey, no hesitation.

Think about what you just said.

FUCKING FAGGOT

Bailey any day

Amy, just out of curiosity.

I'd let Bailey fuck me in the ass then make me suck my own shit off her cock while she unloaded down my throat before I'd even look at that other pig while sh was naked.

I'd take my chances with the hot thing with a dick than an ugly fat thing. I can ignore the fact bailey has a dick, I can't ignore Amy's face, juggling fat and voice.

>sausage or ham

Is there an option to peg bailey while she fucks amy in the ass?

>fucking amy
>chore

you are whats known as a homosexual

Amy Schumer with gusto and then I'd order us a pizza while we made eachother laugh. I'm sorry here Sup Forumsros but this is just like two fundamentally different creatures here; one that's taken a false personality to the point of surgical procedures to maintain a body image contrasted with the other who knows the realities of this world and it's existence and now makes others laugh when presented with the raw absurdity of it all.

Bonus, Amy bears a ~65% physical resemblance to a blood relative.

Bonus bonus, I come out looking like not a fucking faggot.

>I come out looking like not a fucking faggot.

No, you're still a faggot.

>fucking something 300 pounds over your own weight

You are what people call a desperate virgin.

bailey jay looks a little bit like elliot rodger weirdly.

Kek

Because seriously, I don't want Amy Schumer's vag anywhere near mine, but i can totally see strapping a big black dick on and giving bailey a good seeing to while she fucks amy... that'd be hot

Tits or gtfo. You know the rules.

You first neckbeard

Right.

You heard the "lady" whip out those moobs

ive banged more babes than you can think of

∞ babes?

I'd rather fuck a good looking trap over an ugly woman any day.

Funny thing about girls is that they can be fat, ugly or both. And you don't seem to have a preference, so I don't think they count.

>mfw neckbeard and would still be hesitant on fucking amy shlomo

gay

if you ever find a 10/10 trap, wife 'em there a rarity and no babies ever possible.

Dude, flash your tits already

Amy may be fat and ugly, but the other one is a man. Fucking a THIN man doesnt make you not gay. If he draws tits on his chest, even with a surgeons help, he's still just a skinny dude with tits drawn on.

Not that theres anything wrong with being gay, but thats super gay.

BJay all the way.
>Would fuck till dawn and crash on couch
Being a faggot is better than being a pussy wiped virgin in every way.

Faggot

hatefuck amy
I want her to cry

Samefag

There, tits, now stfu

>Not a faggot
Jesus you fucked Amy schumer, with the cocks she had to take in order to get famous, i wouldnt touch that vagina without a fucking hazmat suit.
Correct answer is kill yourself you fucking disgusting faggot

If either gives anal, I'll take the blonde.
If the blonde is vaginal only, I'll take the Trap.

Amy, and then cry under the shower for an hour for not being gay enough to dodge that bullet.

I wouldn't fuck either one,they both look like guys to me

Only it wasn't... lol only 1 of those was me

only one was me also

If I can duct-tape her mouth and put a grocery bag over her face I'd fuck Amy 'I have a vagina' Schumer

The real faggots ITT

IDK, pretty sure Amy's also a tranny

I'd fuck bailey jay if she'd return the favour

I dont think so...

>these women

You mean this woman and this man

Have you seen her vagina?

ITT faggots trying to rationalize fucking a man.
I'd fuck any woman over any woman-looking man because at the end of the day dipping your dick into another man's nutella jar is fucking gay

An ugly man to boot, Amy shumer should kill himself.

No, but she showed it to jimmy fallon on air... so...

Neither are women

One's male, other is a dirty Khazar

Neither.

Faggot

Bailey, no contest.

The feminine penis.

Jimmy fallons a faggot, he was obviously looking at dick

ill fuck both and then murder/suicide

So, Amy?

What about a woman's chunky chocolate pudding cup?

I'll just make my own sandwich when I get home, thanks - menu here sucks.

>Fuck a dude that looks like a girl
>fuck a woman so ugly that could have a dick.
Choose Bailey and you know you are fucking a man
Choose Amy and you will not know until you are fucking her

If thays you, then fucking the would BE murder, what with all the nigheraids

Left? She's not that bad looking. A cock would also make me cum fast.

>What about a woman's chunky chocolate pudding cup?
That is fucking ok with me

someone who's self important so has twitter send amy schumer this link

I feel like I'm taking crazy pills every time this thread pops up - If anyone prefers to fuck a dude with hair and fake tits over a woman, no matter how ugly the woman, then that dude is fucking gay as fuck. Why try to rationalise that to a point where you don't admit to being a dick-lover?

Denial, you fucking faggots - not just a river in Egypt.

>sausage

I have to fuck one , but I CAN fuck both in a three some. Wouldn't mind fucking both and me and Bailey double team Amy's fuck holes .
Would love for both of us to creampie her cunt and knock her up .

not cool dude

Wait, do you realize we are on the same side over that?

lrn 2 english, you fucking slum-rat.

Come on, you know the guy in the pic is probably the guy who gets both aids and ebola, and produces nigger-ebol-AIDS

Yeah, wasn't directed at you, just ranting over the point you made. I just don't get these fucking faggots.

>lrn 2 english

they are both traps, enjoy their "cunt" in your ass

Alright then, cause... double standards are fine as long as everyone agrees on them

No may-mays in reply, you sneaky twat - let's see them fucking bawss typing skills again.

It's a stick pussy, dude.

Which double standard are you talking about, you fucking mongoloid? The asshole isn't the offending part here, you fixated little homo - if you stick your dick in a dude, you're faggot.

No dude it's a macroclit

...

The way you stated it originally, the problem could have been the man or the nutella...

wow before the boob job

Racism is not okay in this progressive society

...

Honestly... i prefer the pre implants chest... she shoulda just kept her money till she had enough for the bottom surgery and been a flat-chest queen... i know it is niche, but it's fucking hot too

Amy schumer has no good defining quality, the stupid slut isn't even appealing to the eyes. She is what's wrong with woman in the 21st century, you are what's wrong with boys in the 21st century

I see what you did there, lol because amy is literally a human miss piggy

Jay wouldn't make a big deal of it and would probably be fun in bed
Probably gonna leave in the morning with a drink from your house

Amy would try desperately to joke with you at a bar and follow you until you were drunk enough to think what she was saying was funny and that she was attractive enouphe to fuck
The next day she would make a fuck load of posts with you asleep
"New bae"
waste your food
shit in your house and forget to flush
and accuse you of rape if you do ANYTHING to make her leave/criticize her

>Fuck a cute dude
>Be a faggot

>Fuck an ugly bitch
>Spend your life with her or be in prison for "rape"

Ueah her tits were def hotter pre-augmentation

If you would rather fuck Amy Schumer over this trap I'd say you're the one that's a faggot.

Shut up and go bern something

Why does it fucking matter so much? You're coming across as a 7 on the kinsey scale...

Sauce?

I don't get the big deal about bailey she's average for a trap

I would fuck Amy because I am not gay also I like chubby girls.

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