Waifu claiming thread.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Best type moon claimed
Claimed and mained
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Claimed, still here
Still chilling
Pain slowly fading away
Claim
hello
Just a wig for the head
I won the head by fair means!
daily reminder that akiko wants to fuck her brother
>Karen
Isn't that the nowm in anime?
Norm*
Fuck
>transportable talking partner and blowjob machine
>blowjob machine
not if it means getting eyefucked
>love your reaction pictures
Yeah but I want to slander Akiko whenever I get the chance desu.
Also Akito's expressions are golden. It's actually a really funny anime, way more than I was expecting.
>Karen
Now hush, you'll be my best friend for every need I'll have.
What are these threads?
Im sure ill see it eventually. Best main in game
Sometimes people are awesome, but 90% of the time they are cancer.
soooo can i borrow that jenny head for a bit? We need it for.....things.
i mean, when you put it that way....maybe we can go for something less aggressive
Always bully akiko
Exactly what they say.
Pretty old threads too. Predate these waifu threads.
Alice threads. They're suppose to be help threads in a sense.
Rory that's lewd.
No, my head
Alice? Why Alice?
>>love your reaction pictures
Thank you, I just love this artist.
And yeah I'll have to check it out
Why Chara?
ffffffffffffffff
claimed nignogs
That's the name of the person that does them. My suggestion is unless you need some sort of help, avoid them. Drama for days by salty unstable twats. If you do need some sort of advice or help, they're decent enough place to ask.
b- but i-
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ok chara...
well it's too late now. all we can shoot now is decapitated porn
Dio is ultimate husbando
About a 1.5 lewd.
Still a fetish.
Because I called dubs and won the head
ah, I see.
Gosh, I've had enough other professional advice.
>sound of metal tearing apart
>Hold head like Link found a new item
>Zelda treasure music plays
MINE!
So these are the Alice threads?
By the way, what is usually in the OP of the Reimu threads? I looked last time and couldn't find it.
at least until mio is talking
Check out Kin'iro mosaic first though!
Can't shill my bro's anime before my own
I'm up for that
I see your 1.5lewd and raise you 10lewd.
I have though it didn't really click for me.
ALRIGHT STOP THIS TRAIN RIGHT HERE
HOLD YOUR HORSES
Welp, i got no robot and no hair. Life is terrible
Chara is being stingy so we gotta shut it all down. Go home everyone, we gotta negotiate with the little killer.
found out whos buying the first copy
Mio will never talk
inb4 Mio sounds completely different than you'd think he would
Some retard vying for attention by spouting common sense they found on google.
>claiming yume
I passed bitches I am now out of my apprenticeship and starting my first day of work tomorrw!
it's my second favourite fetish. not a big market though
well here's my lifeless body. do what you want with it. Ask Mugen for his camera, he might give it you if you ask nicely.
so now what?
OHO
>Barry
Is her robot anatomically correct? Could I fuck her robot and real Aizawa? Or would she need to be in the robot for it to work?
Could I insert her I to her anatomically correct robot pussy and fuck her robot, effectively fucking both of them at once?
I NEED TO KNOW.
Yep. She'll always use that pic as her thread opener.
And Reimus openers are generally a Reimu cosplay picture of sorts.
>Minigirl
Fucking hell, it's too early to do this to me yo.
Just saying, you wouldn't believe the amount of times problems could be solved by common sense.
>And yet those types of people need that stuff told to them to get it in there head
Grats.
>hugs Jenny head
Like I said, mine you trash
Roll dubs and I give you the head
>vying for attention by spouting common sense
kek'd
it's really that. I only saw one, ONE psychological dude here once. He avatarfagged as Mio and gave actual sound advice and not the bullshit advice
Dubs of truth!
I'm going to protect you from dem fags
Awesome and congratulations, what are you going to do? Have this as a prize.
damn im hungry
Good job and congratulations.
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Mio actually talked a little bit yesterday
he has a very depressing voice
oh damn.
Maybe you won't like Akiko's anime then either, it's got similar humor
welcome back legs
Grats on that
Hm alright thanks.
But what's in the OP? Like the message I mean.
Like we have the rules and alice has the ask a p-psychologist anything.
stop
eat some food moogster
What's wrong? You're barely showing any skin there.
I sound great
>barely showing any skin
I'm actually already uncomfortable with how short Karen's skirt is
it doesn't need to be shorter
nigga pls
Literally the embodiment of despair tbqh
Hey hey. Never go more than 2lewd.
Never is, pretty niche.
Hey, I keep it at 1.5
Claiming Seaport Hime.
I don't really regular those threads anymore, but generally she'll ask if any needs advice or wants a fortune. Next time I'm up and one is up, I'll take a screenshot for you so you can get an idea of what to look for.
>Decide to go in their chat
Wew baby, that's some next level drama shit way too early in the morning.
I mean, ive recently got 3 trips, my odds are pretty decent. You're on
AND I MISSED IT? IM SO MAD
Why dont you talk for me bby :(
What does he sound like
Lol
Just wait until I'm more rested, when I'm tired my voice isn't that nice
I will if there are any OW plays today
1 off m8
Fine, here's your 2lewd.
1 off m8
I have no skins for my most played hero but multiple legendary skins for D.VA and other legendaries for heroes I never touch like Hanzo. Ability to sell stuff when?
ITT: old waifus don't get noticed
Answer the question.
As soon as he spoke I had crippling thoughts of suicide and self-mutilation
It was truly the essence of melancholy
Sure.
Sure.
Sure...
Hey harbor, how are you doing today?
kek, the risks you take for me and efforts you make for me, fake girl.
you are a best
if hearthstone is any indicator, never.
Syndra is too intimidating to approach
>Syndra
>old
I'm feeling comfy, as always.
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>old waifus
>me
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please keep me safe chara
congrats! now what was it for again?
What's everybodys opinions on Alice? Their thread just got derailed 2 times in a row and they left, said they had to go "work" I asume Alice is not well liked?
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Well it would have to be when i wake up. Ill get on just to hear that creamy voice. You better not cuck me again friend.
Looks like my luck ran out. I just wanna borrow the head for like 10 min. Ill even give you a copy
Im a newfag to the threads so i usually only talk to people who hit me up.
No voice can be worst than mine, ill be ready for it
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That's a shame but alright, I will make sure it only gets posted while you're not here.
1.5 is pretty high, it goes like this.
>0-1 Nothing special, mostly postable pics.
>1-2 You can see tits and puss.
>2-3 Sexual relationships.
>3 Weird fetishes like autassassinophilia.
But that's just the scale I use, there could be different ones I guess.
Spidey's here, bitches.
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What up
Hey guys this thread got hijack now.
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I'll tr-
fuck, if I roll dubs now your dubs are not dubs enough
Checked
Well apparently it's not so creamy, but I think that's because I was tired yesterday. Just you wait, I'll sound cool
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>Akiko was voiced by a 14 year old
This pleases me.
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Low self-esteem attention whore and kind of a bitch.
No shit
Uh oh
Idk bro my voice is pretty cancerous
Gonna go attempt to get breakfast, I will return.
See
Hiding posts only take a click or two each.
Trying to spam waifu to death is like banging your head against a mountain to bring it down.
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Better?