ANNEX FINLAND

>ANNEX FINLAND
what did he mean by this

that you should finally kill yourself already

This comic is so lazy

finland is basically an ideal bordering country for russia and they try to finlandize all the bordering smaller countries still to this day. fearmongering with boogeyman russia annexing finland is retard wrangling propaganda.

We are not in NATO, they could try to do it anytime even without Trump in office.

How prepared is Finland to deal with a hypothetical Russian attack?

How could that be real if Finland isn't real?

9001%

i assume there's several hundreds of suomen hackers in ylilauta armed with their weapon-grade memes which can completely paralyze russian war machines

say Estonia

dude, Russia would get conquered probably after invasion wears their finnish border thin and then turkey china and everyone eats it up.

Very, I have already bought a sailing boat and ready to sail to Canada where all the other Asians come to seek for better life.

it's by a furry/tf/macro porn artist (JollyJack)

They've already done it once.

Just get White Death out of his grave.

>hypothetical Russian attack
We are full-fledged to handle anything else than large scale focused attack.
Large scale attack would rip straight through our defences though. But as like some Russian general analysed the situation, we are not training an regular army, we are training hundreds of thousands of partisans for occupation scenario.

What does Russia get out of annexing Finland?

finland literally has no resources other than wood and thats it, the fuck is the point of annexing it?

nothing

to show your slaves there is nothing out there, Finland is spitting in the face of Russian oppression, giving hope to the few non slaves in the oppressive "russian" state.

>sailing boat
>not killing 200,000 russians again.
Is your army organization and people not superior?
Do you really think inferior russians can fuck with your people?

tactical location at best. theres no US bases here though so russia isnt at a disadvantage with finland being independent at least.

This. It's the tactic of training the population to make effective occupation VERY costly. They'd have to sacrifice troops constantly to keep the occupation going or just put us all into gulags.

what do you mean? The first and third panels have totally different text.

nothing

Finns would bend over within a 3-4 days because memes don't work irl and finns are, on the average, feminine ladyboys.

*in 3-4 days

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I can cosplay as well if I want to.

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They're already making sacrifices to Blood God to resurrect Mannerheim and Simo Häyhä

And you'd bend over the moment Russia comes to you. Actually i doubt you pathetic cunts would even have any fight in you

Implying you shitfaced mongols actually can fight anyone anywhere else but the internet.

Go ahead memelord post your fucking winterwar and than make a thread about finnish boipussy.

Fag.

Finns are autistic soldiers, unbeatable in war.

Oh look as the feisty slavshit gets heated. Face it you're absolute trash and so is your country. Come to me shittalk me again when you actually have gone through military training and don't live in 3rd world butthurt belt. Ciao.

HURRR DURRR EBIL RUSSIA

Those memes you just vomited all over this thread mean shit in the light of reality where you are a huge feminine fag acting all tough because he went through a cosplay camp in finland.

Reality is you'd bend over to russians faster than you hide your trap images when your mum enters your room.

I have no doubt Poland would loose in a war to Russia but a memeord finshit saying they'd stand a change if a fucking joke. You'd stop existing if russia would want so.

Considering how we have the luxury of being able to only prepare for a single enemy makes us fairly efficient against our beloved neighbor. Every piece of equipment we buy, every exercise and all our strategies we make with Russia in mind. We study their army and their strategies and design ours to counter theirs.
Our army is a traditional one like Russia's. Its more capable to fight against them compared to most European armies, which have equipment designed to be hauled over to some desert and fight niggers, so the equipment is comparatively lighter.

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Oh i don't think you have grasp on anything but memes judging from the way you're talking. And also reminder that you're the one getting butthurt here even though you tried to buttblast finns by cheap insults and basic polish attitudde. I really don't feel like going in depth about finnish sissi tactics or such cause only thing you're gonna do is butthurtly shitpost your way around. But yeah now i know why poles are so hated everywhere.

Can't understand what you are arguing about. There will no war anyway.

We have 900k military trained men and Europe's biggest artillery facing east all the time, we could defend this country for a lot longer than 4 days. And at least we are willing to die for this country, unlike most other Europeans

Yeah I bet highlighting how fucking retarded and full of bullshit you are might get me hated.

*will be no

This, this whole idea is delusional. The war and occupation is useless and will literally bankrupt us.

Reality is that Russia will run over us if the Putin wishes so. But we'll make them pay for it so much it's not worth to invade us.

What the fuck is wrong with poleshits on this board? They are getting angry literally over anything

The swamps are a bigger deterrent than our military.

>facing east

No one would expect the surprise Swedish reconquest of Finland...

I have posted no bullshit and you greatly must hate finns or you simply don't understand jackshit bout any military affairs. You sound like a basic Nato-idiot who thinks Russia can just roll through nations i days. Newsflash they're not done with even ukraine yet. So unless you start backing up your claims and actually prove the inefficiency of our defensive forces you're just one more mouth in the butthurt belt.

stop and let it flow russia my meme is getting stronger by feeding on autismo in this thread

My job is done here.

A true hero indeed

Just hypothesizing. We know there's no reason for armed conflict and there wont be.

Poles are eternally mad that Finland avoided Poland's fate in WW2 and is now more developed and closer to the west despite not having as grand history or whatever.

Nice gloves though.

You need an army first for that

binland strikes again

didn't you guys bend over for both the russians and the krauts? i don't really think you can shit on finland at all, mate

Russia has no disputes or problems with Finland. There never was any anti finnish rhetoric in russian news/media or whatever.

>there never was any anti finnish rethoric in russian news media or whatever

russia is best ally their aircraft and submarines protect even our side of the border.

>finland
>won two wars
>one against ussr with the help of russia
>one against fucking 39 ussr
>LOL LOOK HOW GOOD WE ARE AT WAR

calm down, ok?

Oh i forgot, they lo$t 39

Really stop.

fighting spirit is the only reason we are allowed to exist as a state and not as an oblast or one of those tribal meme republics finnic people in russia have.

All this mad :--DD

has anyone in this thread said that we are good at war? if your dumb slavshit eyes can't read, then all we have said here is that we are prepared for war if it starts

Don't mind them really. It's just a play for inner public "Look our military is not that weak like it was in 90's when these raids were stopped"

They'll just tell their stinking brown hordes that Finland provides more welfare than they do, and you'll be swamped within the day.

Very

All those (You)s with 1 post.

Oh, they mad.

threatening to join nato

Weren't you done here?

pole rejoins the discussion by toesucking his russian overlord

Now I'm done.

I had to add insult to injury and it looks like both hurt you girls badly.

but in the end, youre a pole

whos laughing now?

>moomin world gets destroyed
very sad

why not Poland instead? that's more like Poland.

Russia has about 270k personnel, Finalnd 900k.

Russia would most likely win, but defenders have succeeded against far worse odds.

For Russia it would be a Pyrrhic victory in any case. Annexing Finland would gain them nothing, would bankrupt the Russian state and lead to a drawn out insurgency supported by western powers.. Russia would lose its reputaion in the international arena.

In the end the war would be as lilkely to destroy Russia as it would be to destroy Finland.

>270k
Sorry, 2700k

Well our entire military infrastructure is made to defend ourselves from russia so we are probably best prepared european country

this is all assuming they don't do what they did in chechnya and syria and just bomb literally everything to shit with minimal boots on ground and wait until most of us are dead from starvation or cold, then get someone like desant bäckman to be president and guide funland to sweet future of anti-fascism, 123% approval rates and kremlin greatest ally of course we want to join union.

this

It will still bankrupt us since EU surely will at least enact embargo.

>Russia the force for good

you've already showcased no one in russia gives two shits about economic damages sustained while putin plays grand strategy though. you could go full north korea and russians would applaud all the way.

besides you can always just sell everything to the chinese who are just as immoral as you are.

You better be with all the cod porrugal buys from you.

If Finland falls portugal is next.

> butthurt belt

To be honest, our country is so small that we'd get fucked in a day. Perhaps a couple of hours.

>EU surely will
They probably wouldn't since France and Germany don't give a shit about small countries.

The autism speaks !

This narrative is ridiculous. You have to either believe that our government is corrupt or that we're willing to go north korea. Otherwise we have a contradiction.

>we attack finland
>we are bankrupt
>no more monies for government to steal

Besides, i still can't see a motive for us to attack you, it's just muh ebil Putler.

They don't really give a fuck about Ukraine, but Finland is a different matter and you know it. Come on.

The real question here is will Britain declare war on Finland if the Russian invade them?

I really doubt attacking Finland would garner significant popular support. The people living near the finnish border would be annoyed because they're trying to move here or come to shop here, and the rest wouldn't be able to place Finland on a map. Only hardcore neo-imperialists who study more obscure parts of russian history would find significance in re-acquiring Finland, it would make less sense to the average russian.

Of course it will garner absolutely no popular support at all. I just can't really "disprove" the idea that we hate Finland since it's not a logical argument.

>memes don't work irl
you don't know shit boi

>has about 270k personnel

Our army has 230 thousand of active personnel.

>memes don't work irl
some do

>Netherlands
>15%
I guess this is why politicians keep selling our equipment.

>Tfw I'll never be finlandized