Hi! You looks such a nice guy so could you buy me a drink? :)

>Hi! You looks such a nice guy so could you buy me a drink? :)

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OK!

what's the catch?

"How much for rimming on me?"

I could buy you the bar

Nothing :)

Sure are you not from here?

stupid cunt

we have equality these days

you buy me a drink fucking whore

How much roofalin you want in it?

You asked instead of letting me offer, so no.

Nah

why can't you buy yourself one?

yeah, I can...

>Hi! You looks such a nice guy
You too

are you a police officer?

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Brutal

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No, I'm a feminist. I know you're strong and independent and don't want to oppress you.

It's my privilege.

savage

Sure, so.. Tell me, what's with that lesbo haircut?

A woman that wears leopard skin clothing that ISN'T underneath some other article of clothing has been used like an AB 1723LE.

Which is to say, a lot.

Hi. Thanks. No. Good luck finding a drink ticket tonight, though.

You think i have money or something? Im drinking tap water.

Sure, I've never had the chance to fuck a leopard

>and what does a pretty girl like you like to drink?

Artist: Pep-E and Wojakk'd
Song: "Status: TOASTED"
Album: Niggaz BETA Learn

GET REAL ROASTIE
YOU THINK I'M FUCKIN YOU?
HOE SHOWED ME HER PUSSY
I SAID "DOES THAT COME WITH AU JUS?"

"I'VE FUCKED 5 CHADS IN A WEEK" SHE WAS BOASTIN'
THAT'S WHEN I KNEW THAT IT WAS TIME FO' SOME TOASTIN'
I SAID YOU THINK YOU HOT SHIT? BITCH OPEN YO EYES
YOU GOT AN ARBY'S NUMBA 5 WIT EXTRA CURLY FRIES BETWEEN YO THIGHS

GO OUTSIDE AND GET LAID?
BITCH I THINK NOT
COLLECT YOUR TEARS IN A VIAL
USE EM AS LUBE FO' MY SEX BOT

YO STATUS IS "TOASTED" BITCH
YOU JUST GOT ROASTED BITCH
(REPEAT 2X)

SEE, YOU GOT NO POWER OVER ME NOW HONEY
I BEAT MY DICK AS IF IT OWES ME MONEY
WHICH I GOT MORE OF THAN EVER BEFOE DAY BY DAY
SINCE I DROPPED OUTCHA GAME AND WENT MY OWN WAY

GIGS UPON GIGS OF "MUHSOJINY" PICS
TO BUST OUT WHEN ROASTIES TRY TO PULL THEY DIRTY HOE TRICKS
BITCHIN' THAT WOMEN MAKE LESS MONEY THAN MEN
BUT THEN WON'T FUCK WIT A NIGGA MAKIN' LESS MONEY THAN THEM

AND THEN ONE DAY YOU HIT THAT MUTHAFUCKIN' WALL
AND YOU REALIZE HOW FAR A FUCKIN' ROASTIE CAN FALL
WHEN I SEE "WHERE ARE ALL THE GOOD MEN?" POSTED
IS WHEN I RIDE UP ON YA AND I WHISPER IN YA EAR "STATUS: TOASTED"


YO STATUS IS "TOASTED" BITCH
YOU JUST GOT ROASTED BITCH
(FADE OUT)

So what people just post their mixtape to Sup Forums now?

Jesus, what happened to tits or gtfo? It's a good damn trap. Fucking summer fags.

I rather glance over that than have to listen to it. Sounds like brilliance.

As long as the traps dicks are so well polished it could flag a ship from a deserted island, I'd be cool with it