Waifu claiming thread.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
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still hungry
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Cirno claimed!
Hello
obligatory fuck life
faggot
Mmm, so many rurus
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George Lopez claimed
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Daily reminder that your Waifus are trash.
mandatory cc claim
how is everyone?
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The Story so far
Chara's P.O.V.
Chara always acted like she despised Mi Liu whenever he flirted with her. Chara would always threaten Liu that she would stab him.
The thing is Chara didn't have the guts to stab her senpai. She liked him too much.
But now that most of the world is stuck in a video game, Chara's feelings changed toward Mi Liu. He was handsome with his sexy vampire body, his red eyes, and not to mention his soft white hair. That was her favorite feature. Her favorite feature that made her daydream about Liu.
Even though Chara had a lust (not just lust, true love) for Mi Liu, she missed her IRL boyfriend. Anyways we should get to the first event...
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Mi Liu's P.O.V
Mi Liu was at a Gamestop (or GAME if you're in Europe) buying a newly released game. It came with sensors, a VR helmet, and an install.
"Next." said the woman behind the counter. She was beautiful. She had blonde hair, light skin, and was wearing a purple headband. The nametag read "Syndra"
Liu stepped up to the counter. Syndra took a sip of tea and asked, "How may I help you," in a apathetic tone.
"I would like to buy this MMO" Liu said placing down the disc of the new MMOVRRPG game he was going to buy. "Would you like the ViVE gear necessary to play this game?" She asked, going to get the disc to put in the case.
"Of course," Liu said.
That's all for now...
And yes, Syndra works at a Gamestop
Obligatory fuck off
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Anybody have a game they're looking forward to seeing at E3?
Battlefield 1 for me
I thought I was supposed to scream
Halo Wars 2.
And I hope it's not shit.
Claim and lurk
George Lopez: Godfather Edition : Limited Edition
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Sun bae claimed
Another Zelda Wii u delay
Half-Life 4
Miko the shrine priestess from no game no life claimed. Das bae
Corey In the House 2: Electric Boogaloo
Who here likes George Lopez? I know I do.
I swear to god if you make this another bullshit sex story I will find you and actually stab you
well, do you have a smaller brother who "forgot" to do his homework two weeks long and complains that you aren't helping him searching motherfucking rivers which no one has heard about before? Saône or something like that. Rhone. Bullshit
>picking a waifu without a dick
why even live
Akiko claimed
Thanks again. I love it.
Because I'm not a faggot
Kys
>2016
>Not Picking George Lopez
Hey cc
I'm alright, nothing to really complain about.
Maybe only my roommates but that's given.
fuckin seriouse? I hope they dont starfox it
Already preordered that.
The best anime there is.
go neck yourself because your bodypillow hates you
>most halal of waifus
That filename though.
^_^
they're making another? :O
odst spam was fun
cute waifu
>waifu
>dick
You need to turn down the faggotry to at least 0.5
Don't have a body pillow loser lmao keep projecting. Don't try and justify your faggotry. You're gay. Get over it
>Rhone
Du solltest dir die Schlachtpläne öfter ansehen
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you guys seem insecure
Bin eh untauglich fürs Heer. Kein Grund dass ich mir so etwas ansehe
>when Togashi opens the Ethereal Horizon and presents it to Rikka
I cri ever tim.
Am such a sucker for cheesy romance.
Nächstes Mal bekommst du ein /s von mir
I'm not here but I wanted to say hi.
>mfw faggots in this thread always finding something to argue about
Still projecting huh lol.
Well maybe people shouldn't say stupid shit or have dumbass opinions my man
>when season 2 is the worst thing ever
I cri ever tim.
MM > TP > OoT > WW > shit > SS :)
What a fucking great and edgy filename
Glad you like my work Vigil
I'm always open for requests
is okay buddy
no one else will know
But user isn't a girl with a dick just a boy?
Exactly
I guess being ironic doesnt work for people without ns
Yikes
Jeez i didn't know you were one of them gays.
>Stealing dragon with ult
I'll one up you, I stole it with her level 1 E before.
>MM > TP
There's your first mistake m8
It's WW > MM = OoT > TP > LttP > everything else > SS
Starfox got delayed like one time I think Zelda Wii u has already been delayed like 4 times
anything new?
(got really into this album, didnt realize captcha was wrong)
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>meanwhile Alice is orchestrating things while we're clueless
I ran out of Coffee.
Nah its just funny triggering people
>Orchestrating things while we're clueless
I'm literally watching them talk about cosplay, like, right now. Are you perhaps obsessed or something?
God it's so bad. I watch it for more ShinkaxDeko shipping.
Poor Kuumin-sempai. Has to deal with Isshiki's tenacity.
Hello Homu!
Hope you're doing good cutie.
>shino
ffs
you must enjoy being bored having WW that high, also LttP doesn't count nerd, 3D Zeldas only :)
I just hope the dog is okay ;-;
lick me
Eventually it will be, love
"That'll be $789.99" Syndra said, ringing his ass up.
"I got this piece of cotton candy, and some bellybutton lint..." Liu replied, offering an alternative payment. "Or-" Mi Liu leaned in, "I'll give you sex..."
Syndra snickered, "Yeah, no, pretty boy" and then continued, " As I said that'll go out to $789.99. Will that be cash, debit, or credit?"
"But I'll be poor if I spend that amount of money" He whined.
"We also accept fucks. As of recently we have ran out of fucks to give, sir." Syndra said sarcastically.
"Now, will that be cash, or card?" Syndra said, with a sarcastic smile.
"Fine," Liu said, fishing for his credit card, "Put it on this" He slapped down the Visa
I'm here now.
You taste wonderful, you know.
i need advice from you autistic faggots. you see im 34 and am scared of girls (limited sexual experience) so i prefer imaginary girls, any thoughts? if anyone would be able to help it would be you guys.
gimme that
>you already know
Im talking about it being shit like starfox. I swear if i have to do gay controller shit im gonna lose m mind. The controller should be map and items only.
Dogs are above relationships. For members of the animal kingdom it is merely the procession of genes.
The original WW is shit compared to the remake
Play the remake faggot :^)
>only 3D Zeldas count
May as well noose yourself
Well, it's not like I haven't seen people with zippers on their dicks.
Hey Koala, how's it going?
What do I taste like? I'd like to think cherry, but I'd be acceptable with blue raspberry as well.
That's totally untrue, how dare you say that!
Oh
I think you can play starfox without the gamepad bullshit but I'm not sure myself
I'd imagine they aren't going to make the gamepad used for anything other than the map and items
>Mugi
Yeah the remake is reallly good twilight princess is awesome too.
I was ranking the 3D Zeldas nerd, but if we're talking 2D, the original first Zelda is better than most Zelda games, except maybe Majora's Mask, that is a high point for the series
I am good shane, what are u up 2?
Tastes just like Dog Cum!
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If you have no intentions of trying to get with a real female, get a body pillow. If you do have intentions of trying to get with a real girl, try finding someone with similar interests, don't be lustful.
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Is skyward sword good? i have never played it?
Speaking of Dog Cum
Not realy.
Quite a boring week.
>album
Hmm that's quite nice.
Only thing i have been listening today is Sabaton and my usual goto songs.
it is not very good but i played it because zelda, worth a shot i guess
ty :*
It's shit.
The rain calms my soul before work.
>character gets drunk off chocolate
Fukken kek.
Elevens and their inability to drink alcohol, let alone eat some.
People bitch about skyward sword a lot for some reason
Never played past the first dungeon in TP
I love WW though
Actually Links Awakening was the best Zelda :^)
Want a real girl?
Put some real effort
Can't say I know what that tastes like, sorry user.
because it's bad
it's a good game, you should actually play it
I hate you mugi (kill me)
Update
II
Chara's P.O.V
Chara put on the ViVE gear she had purchased. Some reason she had deja vu. Wasn't this in an anime, Chara thought. Anyways she slid it on.
Welcome [Chara] to [insert name of game here]
Woah, so cool, Chara said to herself. She couldn't wait to get into the game. Chara had played the beta so she knew it was good.
"So what have they changed in here?" Chara said to herself.
When she saw the ads she died a little inside. Have it your way! At Burgerking. Et cetera, Et cetera. Then a pop-up came up and offered her to remove ads for $9.99.
"I swear, I'm going to burn this place to the ground..."
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