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Holidays are coming edition

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gonna do a suicide

>Where are you going santa?

To the Berlin xmas market kids

ALLAHU AKBAR

test

good luck

>let's call crisps chips and chips chips also but one is cold chips and the other is hot chips

Ah yes excellent

THE AUSSIE DID A BERLIN JOKE FUCKING PRUNE IT

Oi lads

never heard cold chips in my life

...

:^)

Manlets on suicide watch

>Had a dream something was peeking at me through my window
>Attempted to get up and combat its presence through spiritual healing magick
>It dissapeared into the above dimmensions

Clearly a gray trying to feed on my energy after de-calcifiying my pineal gland.

Really makes you think.

You realise the aussies who say this are fucking around right? I thought people knew that but this post seems serious. I'm eating a packet of crisps right now, made in and for Australia called fucking crisps and chips are fucking chips. We aren't the proto-yanks you believe us to be.

It's a shame how rehashes always come out at Christmas

(Actually a tragic event, thoughts are with them x)

In the job centre, Going to work when ive finished

How can you even compete?

>called fucking crisps
this might be true in Perth but not in relevant places

i've never heard a non-british person use the word "crisps"

People keep telling me I'm not enthusiastic enough but I'm just trying to truck through life ey ease off

>when you make such a quality post someone else copies it into the new thread

Cheers la'

look at my neck and my wrist and my shoes and shit

We do not call chips crisps

are you saying that they're a shit publication with no respect for editorial standards? this concept blows rorkes mind

It varies around but they're crisps where I am, also I have never heard them called cold chips in my life, anywhere in Aus, nor hot chips.

*looks at your neck and your wrist and your shoes*
*shits*

never heard the term "cold chips" either, they're either chips or hot chips

>write article
>get corrected
>don't double down and continue lying and correct your mistakes
>lol shit news lmao

I'm not sure I'll make it long enough to do another post lads

It's been shit x

That "person" you are responding to is a /sh*t/ with a proxy. Dont let -it- fool you...

cold chips is a meme
they're only hot chips when the tuckshop sells both

Don't reply to me ever again

>android
>not using clover

he was replying to me you dicksmoker

>wasting your last 15% on here instead of listening to music

downloaded a malware remover and it got rid of my malware

what do ya know! :3

downloaded a kebab remover and it got rid of my neighbours

what do ya know! :3

the malware remover is the real malware

Ah yes the so called pommy liar

downloaded a runt remover and it god rid of yorkshire

what do ya know! :3

no cos it actually got rid of the malware thankfuck

>when your third eye is this calcified

let's see you use inspect element to fake the red lines fuccboi

>austria and australia have the same standard issue military rifles

could have done this in PAINT it would be that easy you piece of shit

>taking time out to fake (you)s from a yank because your British countrymen won't give you any

pathetic

>Australian military

top of the mornin to ya

business idea: build an important bit of functionality for an opensource rival product of a big software company and to give them an incentive to hire you

dtfm

bit cold out

if i'd taken the time to paint a faithful reproduction of the red lines one gets when one uses Sup Forums plus, it would've taken me longer to reply

you're the one that's pathetic

runt

me2

>Sup Forums plus
hahahaha
imagine being this much of a nerd

>not wanting to be able to send infinite nudges

wow marot robbie is kinda fat

this fucking cunt is angry at me on fb

bet she won't think it's so funny when I steal her boyfriend

more like shouldtryacarot robbie

when the anxiety is so bad you keep shaking and shitting

Need to go to the bank but don't wanna get the bus

Farage BTFO by Brendan Cox

Don't Let Hate Win Hope Not Hate

meant Sup Forums x

x

why did we need a movie about obama's college life, netflix?

gotta clean my room today, mummy is comin round for a visit

>hot places
>the men are hairy
>cold places
>the men have no hair

why?

hair keeps you warm?

thinking about young kylie

lack of sun kills hair growth

>get given free pass to escape from third world shithole
>kill people as thanks
jesus lads im losing patience with these refugees ngl

ah yes the hairy africans

...

>I just had my hair done

youtube.com/watch?v=3B0mIrgYUMA

hair does not contribute to insulation

>tfw too intelligent to win

literally false

giving this so-called American cuisine a bash lads

Delete this

really badly need a poo

>Sup Forums.org/bans
ah yes very interesting

Undertaking a defecation

hillary had the most unfaithful electors of any candidate in over 100 years lmao

>banned for a day on /vp/ for replying to a post with "lol"
howling

our hair isn't dense enough surley

at what point in history did brown people become useless other than slave labour

:(

reckon I might need to drop a cack lads

And these are the shit Coca-cola trucks that they send to Brazil.

Well when God created the universe he created various types of great apes but never gifted them with sentience. So always, I guess :)

huelidays are coming

they were always useless

Keep blocking the toilets at work with my mammoth bulking shits, then it takes about 5 minutes for the shitty old cistern to refill so I'm just stood by the toilet staring at my own shit waiting to flush again

911 changed everything

>brown
>people

niggers aint human

fukkin aussie bantz man this guys hilarious lmao

>making some beans on toast
>mum comes in and goes 'user, somebody is coming in!' so that I'll know to hide in my room
>when they leave she comes up to my room and informs me they have left
it's like thanks mum but why would you facilitate such negative behaviour

imagine having to give up on your own offspring like that

>beans on toast
>living with mum
>anime

i wonder why.

Your mum seems nice

She's ashamed of you

courtesy flushes lad

this

terribly worried about muslim immigration lads