Hi Sup Forums. I'm a squatter living in a closet. It's actually quite comfy. I have a fan, a tv, an Xbox 360...

Hi Sup Forums. I'm a squatter living in a closet. It's actually quite comfy. I have a fan, a tv, an Xbox 360, an SNES and a cell phone + spare battery and charger.
If your wondering how I got this stuff, it's because I live in a storage room that's always locked. No one ever comes in here so I'm safe. Whenever the family that lives here leaves, I unlock the door and get as much food as I can.
Pic related is of closet playing A Link To the Past.

How do you brush your teeth mate

IF true than this thread will be fucking gold.

Post pics OP

Hey op does anyone know that your in that house

Besides us

XBOX

No one knows i live here

So if u have to take a shit where do you go?

What do you do about going to the bathroom, where do you shit dude?

Show us around! :)

I only take a shit whenever the family isn't home

I can't show. Tha family's home.

Inspiration

LOL OK this is so fucking fake and gay

You ever have any close calls? Post pics of room

so how they not ever hear you? like when you sneeze or some shit lol.

Bait detected. How many oeople keep a single room locked even if they don't use it. Either OP is a horrifically deformed child they locked away from decent society or OP is locked in with a demon or haunted object. You know any typical creepypasta scenario.

Living the dream

Show us around your closet not the house.
How big is the closet? 5x5? Bigger? Where do you sleep, are you happy the way you're living?

OH FUCK SOMEONE OPENED THE DOOR

I'M DONE FOR

Yes, fake.

If real say your geographic area

...

Whoever says this is fake is wrong.
They're calling the police right now.

THE COPS ARE HERE

Fake and gay

THEY'RE SAYING THAT THEY HEAR STRANGE NOISES.

OH FUCK THE DAD IS HOLDING ME DOWN KISSING MY KNECK

I'M HIDING EVERYTHING RIGHT NOW.

OH FUCK THEY ALL ARE HOLDING ME DOWN AND SHOVING THE XBOX CONTROLLER IN ME ASSHOLE GUYS

Guys, if you take this as a fact, you are a fool.

I'M LYING YOU FUCKING IDIOTS

NO IM NOT YOU FUCKING IDIOTS THEY ARE RAMMING SNES CONTROLLER IN ME ASS NOW

OH FUCK THEYRE SHOVING THE LEGEND OF ZELDA CARTRIDGE DOWN MY URETHRA

OH FOR THE CHILDREN ARE PISSING ON ME

FINE I'M GONNA PLAY SUM UTRA STREET FIGHTER 4

GUYS HELP ME THEY ARE BEATING ME WITH MAYONNAISE AND JAPANESE SAUCES OF SPICE

Gold

IMA KILL THIS THREAD AND PUT IT IN 8ch.org

he doesnt

good idea

Why did I even bother to click on this?