I know i said i didn't want any but i just can't help myself tee hee

>i know i said i didn't want any but i just can't help myself tee hee

Then go up to the register and order some

>I know I put two straws in it but I'll just drink it all anyways

No, I don't want a whole order. It'll make me fat.

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>these are so good, I wish I had more

You should be on your knees thanking her every day you even have a girlfriend. I'd give her all my fries with a smile. You fucks don't know how lucky you have it.

this is why some women deserve to be slapped hard.

>i know i only ordered salad but yours looks so good btw i'm taking the last meatball and i'm not going to fuck you if you tell me no

gtfo you piece of cuckshit.

>go to wendys with gf
>she gets just a sandwich and drink
>says no to cashier when he asks if she wants to just make it a combo
>I order burger combo + a small fry
>when she asks for a fry as we're eating I just give her the small box
>problem solved

w h y d o p e o p l e d o t h i s

OP, you naughty boy.

Sure they taste good but u may as well go shovel a scoop of birdshit and dirt up in a salty happy meal box.

dude. it's fried potatoes.

>what do you want for dinner tonight?
>oh i dunno, anything's fine really
>okay how about chinese food
>nope ate that last week
>sushi?
>tastes slimy and has worms
>mexican food?
>too spicy and causes tummyaches
>burger and fries?
>booooring
>taco bell?
>are you even being serious
>I DONT KNOW BITCH YOU PICK SOMETHING
>oh i dunno, anything's okay.

this thread sucks

It bothers me the response wansn't NIGGER. pls chang

Are you retards really so edgy that you have to make something as simple as your girlfriend wanting some fucking fries into a social issue?

I bet most of you don't even have a girl to give fries to.

>only had one girlfriend
>i'm hungry and want to go eat
>i say i'm going to taco bell because it's close and ask if she wants anything
>she says she doesn't want taco bell
>i say i'm not going anywhere else and she can go get herself something
>i am now single

It's obviously never happened to you, virgin. Stop putting pussy on a pedestal, chicks do plenty of infuriating obnoxious shit and you need to kick their ass for it.

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>It's obviously never happened to you, virgin
Whoa there get back to the theater if you're gonna project so much

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That's not how "projection" works you dumbfuck. You literally have no context or point of reference here because it's never happened to you so you don't know how much it pisses me and everybody else off.
Stop using terms you don't understand. God damn you are an idiot.

She said that anything is fine, the correct answer would be 'let's go eat X'

Bitches luvs alpha niggas

While i agree that this sounds forced, some time peoples share things.

Project
Verb
estimate or forecast (something) on the basis of present trends.

You assumed I was a virgin because I disagreed with your opinion.
You also assumed my girlfriend's never asked me for some fries.
Based on what I was saying, you assumed (or projected) that I'm a virgin and it's never happened to me- Oh wait, you did it again!

How are you so sure that it's never happened to me? You're not.
You're P-R-O-J-E-C-T-I-N-G.

God damn, YOU are an idiot.

Yeah, because I don't become an edgelord when my girlfriend does something that bothers me.

I shrug it off or talk to her about it.

You know? Like a man is supposed to instead of being a whiny little bitch about it on an anonymous image board?

You smurfdicks are fuckin' retards.

>>You go to a the fucking resturaunt, with your sweet sweet pussy,
>>then she gets something,
>>you sure as sweet everloving shit get something else,
>>now you have two fucking meals that you can enjoy, without looking like a fat fuck who ordered two fucking meals for himself.

Jesus I can taste the autism

Exactly. These faggots only complain because they don't have a girl to share a meal with.

I'll even overlook your faggy double greentexting for your point.

>>I order burger combo + a small fry
>>when she asks for a fry as we're eating I just give her the small box
>>problem solved

Jesus user, what a sweet gf.
My wife would be so pissed I'd be sleeping on the couch for a week.

Here's mine.
>go to nice upscale restaurant for lunch
>"hey, let's get an appetizer!"
>umm, ok, sure
>(eats appetizer)
>"I'll have the 1/2 lb french dip"
>(food comes)
>"wow, I didn't think it would be that big"
>(eats half her sandwich)
>"stop eating your food, and eat the second half of my french dip, I can't eat that much"
>nope.jpg
>"let's get dessert!"

true story,
tab came to $100 plus tip (w/drinks)

Fucking normie gtfo

>That's not how projection works
>proceeds to project even further
>stop using terms you don't understand
Hahaha fuck I hope this is bait

You get the fuck out, you sniveling autistic parasite.

Itt children who didn't have siblings.

Seriously if a girl steals from your plate are you going to starve. Consider the alternative is probably paying for her shit she won't finish anyway.

That's why you get a girlfriend that has a Feminine penis, they don't do this shit

>I'M NOT PROJECTING
>projects

>>>You go to a the fucking resturaunt, with your sweet sweet pussy,
>>>then she gets something,
>>>you sure as sweet everloving shit get something else,
>>>now you have two fucking meals that you can enjoy, without looking like a fat fuck who ordered two fucking meals for himself.
>Jesus I can taste the autism

You're missing the point.
Often, a woman won't order what she wants, then just feels like she can take whatever she wants off your plate.
Never mind what you wanted.

For instance:
>>now you have two fucking meals that you can enjoy,
Nope. Now she's got a salad (that you can't touch), and you'll be eating whatever she decides to leave on your plate.

>Itt children who didn't have siblings.
When I was a kid, I'd put mustard on my fries so my sister wouldn't eat half of them.

She should have ordered fries if she wants some. If she won't finish them? I'll eat them. I get fries because I want fries. If she would order them and not finish them, I wouldn't have to order any.

That's why you get a girlfriend that has good taste in food.

If I want the barbecue meatloaf with bacon bits and shallot/garlic mashed potatoes and if she wants the fettuccine alfredo with mushrooms and chicken then we both share with each other.
Rarely do we get something that the other doesn't want to try.

Also whoever doesn't finish their meal packs it into a box and takes it home, and whoever wants it the next day gets it.

Why do people have such shit girlfriends when I got a great one?

This is why I hit my wife.

Jesus just take the leftover half home, what a dumb bitch. Why would she want you to stop eating her good to eat yours? Sounds like you bagged an idiot, user.

good for you, it's better than having a bitch cheat and be all sad about it.
fuck women

>Why do people have such shit girlfriends when I got a great one?
Here's a clue.
Celebrity I resemble the most?
Goddamn Stephen King, FML