Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Most importantly, grill.

Claimed

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Cirno, claimed! Woo!

Dio-sama...

I could've sworn this post was about me.

But why though?

Oh, like the ones who post the trap shit? eh, fuck em

I guess black hair is a thing I have in common with Vigil.

Penny Claim! didn't late thread this time woo~
>Its getting fucking lewd in this anime.

obligatory claim

...

Lazy claim
>I dont wanna work

hi

>rattles suggesting suicide
Don't worry, i prepared the floor before that.
Listening to music and ts3.
Might pass out soon, boring day actually.

...

You also have that edge

>googles Odins sphere
oh, that game. It was for the Ps4 remastered I think... at least I think I saw it there. Never played it. Seems like fun though.

>Lack of passion
More like lack of Juri

I know you'd like it if I stroke your ego a bit, my liege

There are always some anons here who don't claim and just shitpost about me. I think I know them, but i can't remember

that would be a major fail m8

>Chara claimed

no, they just stay completely anonymous no picture whatsoever

AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

NO FUCKING WAY LMAO

oh man I'm not on any side of this argument but fuck that's hilarious
more funny than when akiko thought vigil was a girl
Oh my god vigil is 2mysterious for his own good

You watching Kiss x Sis? If not, you should.

Hank, I must know, how do you grill a steak just right so it's still juicy? Is there a secret? Even cooking it lightly, it seems to be so dry anyways.

You are a liar.

Shizuru get.
Figured there was a catch.
I'll consider it.
>Rattle

Claimed. I'm leaving early, bye

Eheheh...

God, thank you so much.
I hope you've been well too.

Please let
>her
know I'll be there as soon as possible, Kyouko.
Get that job already.

Sounds great. Yeah fucking boring here too. Not to mention I'm eating like a fucking tramp because I can't expense for shit.

Akiko claimed

>Mio
Well that's my special talent than
Mediocre multitasking

>Chara
>most of waifu are masochists
Karen and Kyouko are sadists, and I'm neither. I don't like taking nor inflicting pain but from my stories you'd think I'm sadist

>I'm not good with character development at all since I watched too much anime.
Not sure how those relate, but I'm more an otaku than a weeb. I have watched very little anime so maybe it hasn't gotten to me yet. I do read books from time to time. You pick up the tricks of writing very fast with decent literature

>Aizawa
The only thing I responded to was your statement regarding Vigil and Spike. Everything else was not my concern
>calling for me to leave the threads
When? If I did it was probably a joke since I have a terrible memory for things I deem unimportant
Well this could explain some misunderstandings

>Gamindustri best cosplay girl claimed

Ohayou everyone, back here after a week of literally nothing.
How's everyone?

>who thinks their OPINIONS are law
You are a poor observer. I'm an accountant. In a way. I don't deal with others on their opinions. I concern myself with facts, and you are misguided when it comes to certain facts.

>just outright telling me I'm cancer and to leave
I never said such a thing.

If I wasn't tied up by the military I'd go with you in a heartbeat.
>5 more years before I grab a back pack and start walking anywhere.
>Which if us is the big spoon?~

Just going to leave this here for those who are bored.

For you, this image is essential under these circumstances.

mandatory uta claim

where all the white ch-ocolate at?

youtube.com/watch?v=hubO2lkxWiw
Pure cringe

Weren't you here for the past hours aswell?
They seem pretty mad.
They are actually destroying their own nice comunity by saying who and who is not liked.

It's a fun little distraction to keep me occupied in the meantime.
>Lack of Juri
Aye, beating people doesn't feel as satisfying without her.

Dun worry, I'll claim her next thread. She won't be alone.

>Fubuki
>Dat everything
>Plus free AC during summer.

I will as soon as I see her online.

I'm really glad to hear from you, really really glad.

Mayo Chiki
>Nothing lewd for the whole anime
>Now its literally tiddy errywhere and we're only
>7 mins into the 12th episode holyshit.

youtube.com/watch?v=obSq2L9lLEE

You are a lie
i am a lie
everything is a lie
kek
>I'll be there after lunch

Vigil I believe I owe you an apology.

I am platinum tier embarrassed.

Okay scratch that, I owe you a half-apology. What exactly are these "facts" you're talking about?

Medium Rare.

Propane.

See ya later Mio.

I'd say don't, but whatever.

Mio

Hey Juri. Read you bought Overwatch but aren't too satisfied?

What if they want theirs cooked all the way through?

I think part of that was directed to me, but even I don't remember me telling him that
He also confused you with Shiki this entire time

>Best goth waifu claimed
Well I've gotta go. I don't want to be involved in any of this anyway.

Trips get!

Soon the anti-waifu IRC cabal will take complete control of /waifu/, we have already-
1. divided the community by turning turning newfags against popular posters
2. spamed and shitposted multiple threads to death
3. samefagged multiple waifu's and persona's in order to seize control of popular waifus and the community
Soon /waifu/ will crumble and we will rule over the rubble!

>ts3
siting there with the rest of the elitists?

>rattle

Then we ask them politely yet firmly to leave.

It's called "Well done" you fucking steakophobe

Hello my favorite art material.

I keep forgetting you're in the military.
>RIP
>See how small it is?
>Which would you prefer~?

Will try next time, thanks.

>Makoto

Twas sarcarsm akiko, I know most people aren't sadist. They just complimented me on my writing style.

>decent literature
I read much when I was younger. One novel in a week. Dropped down to uh... 1 novel in a year kind of

Just... hmm... not sure how to put it, I get demotivated when I write longer and can't seem to think of a decent plot which I progress SLOW. So instead I'm just writing short stories if any.

>I wrote small stories and poems of the like to cope with my situation and feelings
>I got to write them because our german teacher said they'd love to read whatever we write
>She was the one who then suggested that I'd seek counseling.
My favourite teacher to be honest.

ah, I see. HMm... I'll stick to fire emblem and Persona in the meantime.

How do you like your steak Dio?

The cake is a lie.

Sorry I'm steak-illiterate past medium rare. I mean, I'm not a pleb.

Ok I'm a pleb but you know what I mean.

>Rattle rattle
Hey Sachi. What's u...
I mean, how's it going?
>If trips, Sachi get

Seeya dude

wut

and you should be lmfao

>Karen and Kyouko are sadists
lies and slander
give me proof

good riddance

Cat.
See you later.
Spoilers
Also rolling

You're welcome.

Soon

>Karen and Kyouko are sadists

Literally what.

Don't worry friend, we'll get those filthy goys soon enough.

I am leaving

Waifu threads just aren't what they used to be

bye

My entire life I've been a difficult fuck at the point where the only way I can enjoy a steak is when it is well done and covered in salt, then again "enjoy" is a bit generous of a word for that.

And if that was supposed to be a reference then
"Bloody n' ful o' knoives, just lik muh womins ; )"

It's just a thread.

See you.

I am leaving

Waifu threads just aren't what they used to be

bye

Where are you going?

Dudes called me out and then after I got back, I lost myself on Osu!
I guess I'll be on Overwatch tomorrow.

Good to see you Dio.
How are you?

Rule of thumb for these threads pic related

Where are you going?

The /waifu/-revolt is in full swing, once we seize complete control by creating the threads themselves and deleting them when things don't go our way they will continue to blame Vigil or Spike.
Remember, "just a thread"!

waifu threads are more cancer than trap threads and traps suck dick. no pun intended. gky

/thread

too soon

Cyka blyat.

Like usual, nothing interesting at all has happened to me. But I am getting more and more sick and tired of playing mobas.

Are you still here?
Hey? Mister Spammer?
Fake Mai?

Our leader Mai will be pleased, remember to call anyone who calls us out scapegoaters.

I also like well done steaks more. I... really dislike the rare meat but I get why people want it juicy. Just a shame that most people don't realize meat can also taste good when it's WELL FUCKING DONE!

Anyway, what are your plans for today my liege? How are the Joestars?

Daraen/Robin pls

>still thinks he can carry teams with juggernaut

...

>2. spamed and shitposted multiple threads to death
Nice joke.

Nothing satisfies me outside of Juri, but yeah I don't really find Overwatch that entertaining.
Isn't Persona 5 or some shit coming out eventually?

If you promise not to let me fall off...
>You can be the big spoon.~
As soon as I get out I'll be free to live my life as recklessly as I want.
>I'll eat TWO servings of ice cream!

>I can cook too

ITT: People taking bait, resulting in hate mongering

Fuck off with your Mai scapegoat

>meat can also taste good when it's WELL FUCKING DONE
After you slather sauces and spices all over it.

A good steak doesn't need anything but a cold drink.

Nice meme.
Your satire is mediocre at best.

Are you guys actually autistic?
It's just a thread, get the fuck over yourselves.
Just claim a waifu and enjoy yourselves, stop crying about how it's "changed".

Heard it was canceled again. So, no, probably not. But we'll see next week at E3

Nah, you don't need spices for it to be good either.

Yeah your teacher is a bro but...
What kind of fucked up shit did you write that got your teacher so far as to suggest counseling?

You fucking asked for it
>Panthera=Karen
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>Akiko

TYLER CLAIMED

# HUSBANDO

Glad to see my waifu is here

I plan to just sit in front of my computer and watch anime while thinking about how great it would be if I could watch more Dio

Because I can, and I do.

I love it

What?
I'm from mIRC.

Vodka putin balalaika
1v1 me css;g0

I like you.

This, It's just a thread.