Dubs decides first message

Dubs decides first message

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"Hello, I sucked my dad's dick, is that ok for you?"

I'm bi, so thats not a problem.

Is CP a problem for you ?

Mummah! Hewp! Babbeh stuckies!

Nuu! Stuckie nummie am bad fow babbeh!

faggot

"My penis may be small but my heart is big mah lady"

Hi Sammy, you're really cute. I like your honesty and I don't mind kids, though raising three boys sounds like a Herculean task. Do you have any spare time away from them to meet up for a drink on me?

Nice. I love young boys !

I am dat boii, oh shit waddup

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drug drum anal atheistic funky drum kit shit post death killer spastic penis japanese falling apart to duty death unicorn screw my cork and flame my abort

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Dont stop moving nao pappew!

Scootawoo nee save daddeh!

What sort of crazy bitch tattoos a grey and white arrow on their forehead?

Lost my shit

Words cant decide how beautiful you are.
But numbers can 3/10

Winner

Drive your boys into a lake. They're not that old. How attached can you really be?

That's a fucking good one.

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Well it's interesting

i love how way to young chicks with way to many kids act like because they're okay with it, everyone should be. like fuck you dummy, don't get knocked up 3 times before you can rent a car

Do you like the taste of autistic dick?

keep posting OP

I don't care if you think your vagina is a clown car and 20 kids crawl out of it, as long as you let me go balls deep in your ass.

I'd also like to include your kids in this if this is a problem unmatch me.

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We has the winrar

Op here what about this chick will do dubs

rolling for this

To tired for 4 chan

she look like the creators from Prometheus

6/10 would do

so i just wiped off my face
you ready to sit down ;3

nice dubs

lol your mate a freo fan?

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Fuck Freo... as of last week, my teams niw on the bottom :/

Here you go

You are a legend on this board

Op here. I go for freo even though there the worst at the moment

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ah shame you're a bomber. eagles represent 6055 boie

idk wtf if wrong with your team atm dam shit is fucked worse than west coast a few years ago

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winrars

youtube.com/watch?v=JF3yrdv3eY8

Good luck finding a sugar daddy

Apparanlty this chicks tinder profile said she was cam girl and I have to say. I'm in you guys can work with that I want nudes

Show me that rosebud

I'll bet you $100 that my cock is smaller than any other cock you've ever seen.

i'd like to lick your armpit

fuck. do i get to pick what to post or y'all gon post this shit about sports?

incase of dubs.. hey angel whats up you keen to get shat on tonight ;) jokes/not jokes ;) ;) lol

some one stole my toilet seat

winner

Look who it is again, ID Heaven. I'm fed up with your shit faggot. The other day when you called me a newfag, yeah, haven't forgotten about that yet.
Fuck you I've been on here for months and probably get on here more than you anyways.
Don't you know that you make yourself look like a newfag when you call others newfag?
Just because you learned how to hack your name and change it to "Heaven" does not give you the right to disrespect anyone at any time.

>incase of dubs.. hey angel whats up you keen to get shat on tonight ;) jokes/not jokes ;) ;) lol

xD hehehe

Op here Nah we are still on the quest for dubs for the kik one trips and I'll release the kik unless you persuade me other wise

There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn’t he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.

I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Banana thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don’t even fill in the captcha. Maybe you’re such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a Sup Forums pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The “epic” Banana guy, isn’t it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it’s ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that’s right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she’s probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on Sup Forums posting about a fucking banana. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Bananafag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can’t even try to talk with you because all you say is “I REALLY REALLY LIKE THIS PICTURE.” You’ve become a parody of your own self. And that’s all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he’s done a million times now. And that’s all you’ll ever be.

>23
>3 FUCKING KIDS
>desirable
People like her should be gassed

FUCKING WINRAR

trips get...

Sorry for matching with you
, I'm actually gay.

Good thing you look dead cuz I'm a necrophile

but then add.
sight though cos you look like a dude a little bit. how hairy is your butt?

Well boys we did it

No daughters!?

>23
>3 kids
>looking for a new match

oh god, good luck OP

I love you colleen

Kek

Add: You look kinda like a dude, lets swap hairy ass pics

Are you mentally deficient?
6060 isn't dubs
>b-but it's twice 60!
dubs are 2 repeating digits, this isn't

FUCK OP AND FUCK THIS GAY THREAD

Op back again dubs gets first message

suck my cocko

Forgive me

I even suck my dad's dick.

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dude got dubs talking about sports

i have aids, please don't be shy to me

Ever heard of having some fun fuck head

don't worry, I don't like niggers or jews.

I want to give you a 4th child pls msg me back !!!

tell her she's got the fat body type of someone who loves beer and cheese

I like gay child porn, please don't judge me

suck my ass betafag

what a coincidence i have beer in my fridge and my dick is cheesy af

rolling

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"I lost my virginity to my brother"

>hahaha ask her if she wants shit on her face hahahaha xD
>fun
This has nothing to do with fun. Fun is when your messages aren't so stupid so that she'll actually reply and gets dragged into this shitshow
This is no different than making anonymous calls to random people in your phone book and just pant into the mic

Beer+Cheeze = lol

Dick cheese anyone?

Sorry, but women are ugly

I'm really dedicated to my waifu, but you can be my side bitch
>send pic related

dude, strike up a normal conversation with her, and then start having Sup Forums ruin it, you send her some nonsense right away, she's just not gonna respond

Tell her to send feet pics

"Do you have a while to talk about allah?"

I'll tongue punch your fartbox if you twiddle my diddle :)

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I'm on the grocery store what should i pick up for us tonight?? ;>D