UK Secondary Teacher, AMA

UK Secondary Teacher, AMA

Ever fucked a student?

>AMA

Why did you ever leave Reddit?

Nope. I'm a teacher, not a paedo. Have had a few appear in dreams tho.

Ever fucked a student

Ever fucked a student?

Got tired of seeing your mum on the trans gone wild thread.

do you even know how to reply to people here


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Ever fucked a student

Greentext about fucking a student pls

what ages do you teach?

How are your Year 11s getting on with their GCSEs?

Like this?

11 - 18

Most have found them OK this year.

> not a pedo
> had a few appear in dreams

You may choose one

Any tips on how to jack off in class without getting caught?
My colleagues don't wan't to give me their secrets, saying it's unprofessional.

See my earlier answer. I steer away from the kids, Now the staff are another matter

What is your IQ ?

Some of the students I teach are of age, so the two aren't exclusive.

My tip would be to not do it in class. The storage cupboards, offices or toilets are a much better choice.

where do you teach?

What do you teach?

what did you fail at before settling for becoming a teacher

I had it tested at 149 once, but I don't set much store to IQ tests.

a/s/l?

Midlands

At the moment, Geography.

have you ever fucked one of your students?

If one of your students found out you did this ama, what would you do?

What did you study at University for 3 years before resorting to teaching?

Ever fucked a student?

Tell us again about that time you fucked a student.

Clearly you are a major success, hanging round on /b. I worked in senior roles in the software industry for about 20 years before I got sick of not really contributing anything I felt was worthwhile, so I decided to become a teacher.

I used to go to this school

Greentext about coworker and student threesome

Deny, deny, deny.

The picture is unrelated.

yeah I got a real(maths) degree and a job in the city

the people who failed my course or got really low grades went on to be teachers

even so, I went to that school

Ever fucked a student?

I have a BSc and an MA, but neither are related to what I teach.

Do teachers ever gossip about students? Any stories stand out?

Most inappropriate thing ever done or said in your class

Once I considered teaching. I bailed out after few of my friends had some experience and told me that it is not the most easy going career in terms of life work balance. Did some secondary school teaching experience but didn't see myself in it as I got bored quickly. I work in IT now and can't complain and I have to teach technology from time to time to the users. Do you enjoy teaching? Where do you see yourself in few years? How is salary? Can you manage? What's the most stressful situation you found yourself in?

Would you rather fight 1 Year 11 sized year 7, or 10 Year 7 sized year 11s?

Do you have the answers for the Edexcel GCSE calculator tomorrow?

Teachers are like anyone else, we bitch about work, colleagues, students, whatever.

area?

Where to start. I had a kid light up a joint in class once. I got called a "fat cunt" a few months ago.

Why won't you stop fucking your students?

Fucking hell. What happened to the kid with the joint?

How does your fat gut impinge on all the student fucking you've admitted to?

>The single most vague answer
What do you have a BSc and MA in then?

Good questions. I went the opposite way. Worked in IT for years and got bored, Every day is a bit different as a teacher. I enjoy it sometimes and I hate it sometimes. Depends on the kids. I will be retired in a few years time. I managed a lot of people when I was in industry, and now I just want to teach the kids and get on with that, I have no desire to be a head teacher, so the money isn't great, but there are other rewards,

>Implying that GCSE maths is hard enough to bother cheating kek

Police and temporary exclusion.

Other rewards being all the student fucking, presumably?

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BSc in Computer Science
MA in Interactive Systems Development

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I presume you don't teach A Level Geography then hmm?

Why does your school look like a death camp?

Sadly not, though the Maths papers are piss easy these days, I can do a GCSE maths paper to A* standard in about 20 minutes without a calculator.

What if he's just retarded?

I might get into teaching when I get bored with IT and settle a bit more financially in 10 years or so. I have a PhD in physics so this is what I would prefer to teach. We will see.

A. Not my school.
B. It's in Liverpool

Your school mixed or coed?

Also where do you teach?

I do teach A level Geography.

That's how high schools look over here

I legit mistook it for one of the ones local to me at first

Mixed, It's a standard comprehensive secondary school.

How much of a fat cunt are you?

How big are your tits?

Depends who i'm dealing with.

Why do you sit on your students?

Any good stories about students?

ever fucked a student?

The year 13s are bigger than the year 7s.

As a fat cunt, ever fucked a similarly proportioned student, or do you not discriminate in your student fucking endeavours?

Bump

But you still have duty of care if they're your student. Big no-no

Enjoy contributing fuck all to anybody apart form yourself :)

What are the biggest tits you had sex with on one of your students?
Also ever smoked a joint at one of their parties?

Totally. But a duty of care doesn't extend to your dreams. I would never get involved with a student or an ex-student.

yeah I will do

enjoy being poor

Do you purposely pick on pupils? and like speak about them to other teachers?

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Take it you're not in a relationship. Why are you near-retirement, single, and on b?

Do you especially pick on some students just beacsue their retarded?