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a fuckign scary edition

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cara

gonna do a suicide

merry christmas to all muslims

British girls loves East Asian boys
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haven't had sex in like 4 months

hopefully that canadian flag poster in the last thread was only joking about reporting me

hey i was wondering this while i was at work. are there regional Aussie accents? and how clear is it? like could you be able to tell someone from Queensland to someone from Tasmania?

good edition

*kisses u*

>tfw to smart to be good at video games

If you're not using a proxy they're already monitoring you f-a-m

filtered

shut up

nah it's just like england aka britain/the united kingdom lad we all talk the same

4 years here senpai

gonna shave all my pubes off
thoughts?

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POST CHRISTMAS CHOOOOOOONS

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I meant to the janny you overweight remnant of a human

Job adviser offered me a job as one of those cunts on asos who pesters you and asks if you need help and like an absolute cuck I said yes because it was what she wanted to hear.

Right after that she hands me a piece of paper which asks for 3 references from so called "friends".

Reckoned I'd just buy 3 sim cards and put on silly voices but it asks for their job, where they work and their address.

Think the normie life is too much for me lads; not long until virginity tests are mandatory for employment.

Rhodesian accent is hilarious, they went on about being 'men among men' but all sound like even benter versions of saffers

Might as well start getting a TV licence lads

trim them instead

I did, it was a great decision. I shaved my whole thing from shaft to gooch. It feels wonderful, and it looks much cuter.

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>just woke up

why?

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hmmm might do this but it takes ages

just put your dads friends down

Download TOR, it bypasses all the silly internet restrictions.

Also have utorrent route all your traffic through China. btw GCHQ I'm just kidding I don't know if any of this works :^)

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>jap shit

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looks like my sister desu

>the darkness

i want your sister to sit on my willy

How bloody tall is Sam Hyde? He's about the height of the door, so around 6'6"?

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>rinse fm fucking clogging my soundcloud
reeeeeeee

>dad
If I had one that stuck around I honestly don't think I'd be in this social mess and my mum thinks I'm a well adjust human being with a plethora of friends so I'm not going to ask her to do it and ruin her illusion.

>don't let the bells end
lel

never realised there was a knob joke in the song back in the day

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>German police arrested the wrong guy

LMAO

ah yes, the essex powerhouse

He's roughly the height of your average brick shithouse

he's 5'8

Sammy is 6'3 iirc

He's 5'8 lmao

touched a nerve did i?

google's clearly wrong you thick cunts

what doors are only 6'3"?

>doors are a standard height
what made you think this

is it common for people to have soundcloud accounts and not upload ne thing?

>what doors are only 6'3"?
Not a clue but I remember it being brought up in one of the old videos.

>tfw no circassion beauty gf

>j-jews are behind white men being cucks
>well what about asian men being cucks? were jews behind that too?
>f-fuck you
Sup Forumsacks are fucking retarded

just upgraded my front door to a sick new 6'3"er

he's 6'4 and built like a brick shithouse

that meme where the guy "proves" that guys height probably

you use the account for the feed and the likes

Do you really not think there are no building regulations around the height of doors?

5'8" door, do one

Aussies in North Africa during ww2

I made one with what would be my stage name if I was ever a talented musician just on the off chance I actually develop talent at some point

Kiwis in North Africa during ww2

5'8" average female door height

>doorlets

>tfw 6'3 and built like a universally standardised door

pics

bait out the biggest commieslag you know

>Andrew Lansley is a lord
shite, save that kanker for

got a huge collection of these i got from /k/ ages ago from some aussie posting his granddads photos in syria an italy during ww2

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Those cunts must have been fierce on the battle field. Wonder how they feel about the crown and Britain? Abos fucking hate white cunts but indigenous Kiwis seem more fond.

come on in, it's your master bedroom!

us vs them...
the mentality of a runt

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piece of wood with a handle installed

not a door

me on the left

Oh damn! guess what I forgot?

>cricket
>hitting a ball in front of 20 sleeping OAPs

Ah yes

what the fuck am i gonna buy for me mam dad and older brother

they all have everything they want

it's like they told all the super ugly people in the uk "ok now get out, fuck off to this island, it's better this way"

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Why do Scottish broads have such high pitched voices?

Better update the chart I guess

Lets see now... nope, still not as good as an ant

>ANOTHER terrorist attack by a refugee from the middle east
jesus the EU and Merkel cannot catch a break can they

me on the back of the lad in the middle

I think it'd be nice to have a house where the hallways are just little crawlspaces but the rooms are normal sized.
Always seemed very comfy to me, especially if the whole thing was cushioned.

Havent had sex in like 4 months and now that i have a new gf I'm worried all premature on her

Advice?

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desu

Why the fuck does this speed course have to be 4 fucking hours long? FOUR FUCKING HOURS!!

I didn't wake up until 11am, can't do anything because I've got the course in 1 hour and won't get home until 7pm, so my day off is ruined because of this shit.

it's almost as if the whole thing was a huge mistake

did the man whack the ball?

why are germans, french and belgian police force so embarrassing lids

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>dubstep

t. hamster

so you don't do it again you prat

you should've thought about that when you decided to move at a speed deemed excessive by men in london

Not at all helpful

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Football, for normal people

Rugby, for posh chads

Cricket, for posh benders

maybe obey the law next time :^)