Dear Sup Forums,
It's me,the mythical and beautiful Jontron, once again. Except this time im here to make an announcement.
I am tyred of your child pornography, gore, and cruel jokes that spread like a snakes bite and ruin the internet. Where have all of the internet's problems come from? Youtube? reddit? No, no.
Here.
Tonight at 00:00am Pacific Time Sup Forums will officially come to an end,because im gonna make a video that i will send directly to the U.S.A. authorities and fuck you up once and for all.
"kek u fat neckbard"
Not only do I have my social-engineering skills and cast aside me, but I also have Yandere-simulator, the founding website of the greatest games of all time, aside me.
You're probably all thinking
"DARNIT GUYS JONTRON IS BEING SERIOUS"
There is one thing you CAN do. Surrender. I want Moot and Heaven here, with the ID and everything, saying sorry, and banning all of things disgusting things from your website.
As of now, you have 4 and a half hours.
The clock is ticking, fellow subscribers.
I am Jontron.
I do not give a fuck.
I do what the fuck i want.
- Jontron