Dear Sup Forums

Dear Sup Forums,

It's me,the mythical and beautiful Jontron, once again. Except this time im here to make an announcement.

I am tyred of your child pornography, gore, and cruel jokes that spread like a snakes bite and ruin the internet. Where have all of the internet's problems come from? Youtube? reddit? No, no.
Here.
Tonight at 00:00am Pacific Time Sup Forums will officially come to an end,because im gonna make a video that i will send directly to the U.S.A. authorities and fuck you up once and for all.

"kek u fat neckbard"

Not only do I have my social-engineering skills and cast aside me, but I also have Yandere-simulator, the founding website of the greatest games of all time, aside me.

You're probably all thinking

"DARNIT GUYS JONTRON IS BEING SERIOUS"

There is one thing you CAN do. Surrender. I want Moot and Heaven here, with the ID and everything, saying sorry, and banning all of things disgusting things from your website.

As of now, you have 4 and a half hours.

The clock is ticking, fellow subscribers.

I am Jontron.
I do not give a fuck.
I do what the fuck i want.

- Jontron

...

>>mfw when OP isn't jontron

Kek you fat neckbeard

who?

Kek

nice meme!

...

who are you? what have you done for being mythical ? because beautiful ...

>"DARNIT GUYS JONTRON IS BEING SERIOUS"
darnit guys hes being serious

...

...

who's tronjon

...

I yield

Fuck off randy

FUCK OFF RANDY!!!

frigg off randy

You aren't the beautiful half-Persian neckbeard.
Fuck off, shill.

n e w
e
w

to the internet

who's rondy bibundy

fuck you

i don't know him too and im not new in "the internet"

why there's this cancer shit on every thread now.
it's not even goddamn funny,not because the cancer shit,but because it's really fucking autistic

...

kill yourself you look really sad

Hey dipshit. You sound like a loser expecting everyone to be caught up on 2010 youtube personalities. Most of us had shit to do.

yrrt

The cat gets it

yanderedev go home

Why Jon?

jokes on you my mom is already dead

hey jontron

You had one fucking job.

Jontron is half Persian? I am too :3

get the fuck out with your fucking weeaboo shit

fuuuuuuck you

Phug of

fuck