Be an user

>be an user
>broke a friend's bike
>bike worth 800$
>discover that the bike belongs to a person in a bad gang
>the gangster doesn't know what happened but the friends is going to tell everything to him

What to do bros?

If someone will kill you, kill him first.

anhero

Pay for it, if your a broke betty then suck his dick

kill your "friend"

Kill friend

Suck friend dick

Atm this is the best option

get better friends

pay up nigger

cut your "friend's" hands off and cut out his tongue for going to snitch. and be sure to be very coarse and messy with the cuts

apologize and pay up. if they get aggressive, call cops.


end of story. be a fucking adult

Op here
The problem is that i don't have 800$

Checked.
Steal someone else's bike, replaced.
Easy peacy lemon squeazie.

apologize and try to come up with a compromise. you fucked up and deserve to get punished by giving him something of equal value. if he gets aggressive, again, call cops.

how close are you to this friend? i might have a legit solution

I can spend 100$ max

Ok I shouldn't show you this but I figure what the hell. It's from the Deep Web

time to start sucking then.

Nice troll thread.

Not too close, i know him for a couple of months

>If you meet another family Don who started up like you did from this text file

how did you break it?

I weigh 320 pounds and it buckled beneath me

ok, would you be ok in murdering him if he got you knee deep in shit? i have some infographics on murder and how to get away if you want

so it's just the frame then

or you go to this said gang member and sell your friend out before he sells you out, afterall he had the bike and therefore anyhting that happens to it is his responsibility

Op here
(faggot)

I left the bike in the street and a car did not see it

if this fails, cut them all down with your katana

this is autism at its finest

Your friend is lying you dumb fuck. He's trying to shake you down for more money than the bike is worth.

Bike can be expensive you dumb fuck.

this

you sound like a nigger or wigger or spic who hangs out with scum

so, yeah, he's trying to get some money out of you

Find new friends.

how is it broken?

Find another of the same model somewhere and steal it

The tyres are flat I rode over some glass :(

the frame and the wheels are bent

Don't pay shit. Let this be a lesson for your dumb fuck "friend".
Never lend your shit to anybody.

whoever wrote this would shit their pants meeting a petty criminal, let alone someone involved in organized crime

Run away and let your friend take the beating