Embarrassing Story thread Sup Forums?

Embarrassing Story thread Sup Forums?

>Be me in high school
>18
>Doing a class project
>Move it to flash drive
>Day to present is here
>Teacher calls me up
>Plug in my flash drive
>Had plenty of hentai on it but i'm not worried because it was only showing file names on screen
>Scroll around on the computer, look up at the projector screen.
>It decides to show thumbnails now
>Not tiny ones either, huge thumbnails
>PANIC
>Rip it out
>In my haste, click on a picture
>You know how big classroom projection screens are?
>Screen full of a futanari orgy
>So at this point, I'm standing in front of the class, panicking, orgy on screen.
>Quickly close it
>I just go sit down
>Teacher calls up next student
>It was my last day before graduation so no one really bothered me about it

I still think about it to this day. I wish I could forget

I shit someone else's pants.

Not really embarrassing, but more awesome. I have the saved greentext somewhere

How does that work?

looking for it, I always forget what I named the file also I need to organize my shit

When I was 15 in school none uniform day wore white shorts. Didnt realise purple briefs showed through. Got pantsed a few time. Seems all other guys wore boxers or boxer briefs. Random people asking why im wearing panties / why am wearing little boy underwear/ small underwear means small cock etc.

you need to see it coming.

when its about to happen you push down on there head before they can get back up and thrust your cock in there face.

fuck it I'll re type
>at college years ago
>last day of classes everyone in a 40 mile radius is drinking
>I'm friendly and social with people but nobody really notices me, no significant relationships or friendships on or off campus
>walk into random house
>welcomed with open arms and a beer for each hand
>drink like an alcoholic fish
>fuck some random woman upstairs
>house belonged to like 7 girls all living together
>post sex walking room to room naked
>have to shit
>bathroom occupied- empty bedroom
>pants on the floor near dresser
>hilarious idea
>shit in pants
>open dresser
>wipe ass with sweater
>decide to steal panties because that's what I do when drunk
>saw a backpack
>stole like 30 pairs of panties and backpack
>left house while party was still going on
>never saw any of those people, or that town again after that weekend

loooooollllllll

Frozen at a piano in a concert. Twice. I was young (9, 10?).

I don't play anymore.

motherload comin' through

similar story. started a shoegaze band in high school. we actually wrote some pretty good, solid songs. got onstage, froze, vomited, fainted. show never started. first and last show of our career.
i was vomit boy for the rest of my time in high school.
i don't play anymore.

High school - most insignificant four years of your life

Checked

pussy, all you have to do is stare at your damn pedals

Not true. First dates are usually in high school. Same with first jobs, loss of virginity, meeting of friends that you'll either lose touch with or stay with forever.
Your high school years set a precedent for how the majority of your life will be, actually. Your personality is pretty malleable before high school.

that's exactly what i tried to do.
didn't help.

This is something that happened to me a little over two years ago.

>hear about anal play for guys one day on Sup Forums
>interested in it
>venture throughout house in an epic quest to find a makeshift dildo
>I can’t find anything
>recede back into my computer den, utterly crushed at my non-findings
FLASH-FORWARD TO THE FUTURE A WEEK
>parents are absent in town
>sister and other relatives visit a concert
>I’m left all by myself
>decide I need to find a dildo
>horny levels rising
>explore the entire bungalow in attempt to find the chosen cavern spelunker
>so close but no cigar
>about to give up
>sudden memory flashes in my head
>my father has a collection of thought-to-be-inactive old-timey guns in his closet he bought from an auction not too long ago
>enter his bedroom
>tear open closet
>I’m greeted by a wet dream of any typical /k/iller
>muskets and rifles galore
>me being a morally shitheaded young 16-year-old prick, I decide to grab a hand-musket, with absolutely no forethought in my mind
BOY WAS I A FUCKING IDIOT
>lube up the muzzel and my flesh pit
>thank buddha for this soon-to-go-awry-blessing
>I ram it up my asshole with the pride of an anally obsessed teen
>continue this firearm-fueled butt journey for a few minutes until I feel a breaking point
>BOOOOOM
…
>next thing I know I’m resting in a hospital cot
>little did I know, my father had used this gun the week prior with some steel residue and leftover gunpowder lingering in it
>ruh roh
>there was steel shrapnel penetrating my entire lower half
>almost two weeks of countless checkups with my parents (who received word of my anal endeavours from a medical professional and visited without a moment to spare)
>that ended my desire for butt exploration

TL;DR: I shot myself in the anus because I was horny

this cant be real

you shoved a gun up your anus?

you are too stupid to live

...

It's much more complicated than that, I just gave a super-compressed tl:dr and then an even more tightly compressed tl;dr.

who is that btw

Bullshit.
Bull. Shit.
Calling it now.

This one's recent.

I'm not the user you replied too, but...

>First date
Not for me
>First job
Not for me
>Lost of virginity
Not for me
>Meeting of friends...
I have two that I met in middle school, but most of my friends I chat online via Skype. Haven't known them as long but still for a few years now.

I'm not that user either

>First Date
I did
>First Job
I did
>Lost Virginity
Go ahead and call bullshit but in a threesome with my girlfriend and her friend. All three of us liked the same anime, and my gf knew my crushes, so she and her friend dressed up as them and we fucked. They even went as far as to talk like them too
>Meeting of friends
Yeah, Only really got a few friends, but we continue to talk on skype and meet up

Damn, I got something similar, but not as extreme.

>Be me in High School
>Junior year I think
>Girl that I've known since Middle School and am good but not great friends with and I are looking at superlatives.
>She sees one for "Best Couple"
>"Hey user, we could be Best Couple."
>allofmywat
>Reply "no" in a tone that says that she must be joking
>She answers "yes"
>I don't really believe she is serious
>Say "no" again.
"Yes"
>This goes on a couple of more times until I end up with a very serious sounding "No".
>She just walks away.
>I wish I had just gone with a cool "maybe", and seen where it went.
>I've been out of school for 4 years now and still think about this occasionally.

To clarify, the friends that I talk with on Skype are not the same as the two I met in middle school. Those friends are all people I met online gaming.

'met online gaming'

underage b&

I think we need to have trigger warnings for cringey stories like these

the autism. it's palpable.

I'm 22.

Different user here.

But that's Penny Pax nigga.

Yeah, it was a very cringe moment. My first thoughts after it happened were what I should have done, wondering what would've happened, and that I'm an idiot.

Lol, she wanted the D. Way to fuck it up